Normal Things
"Vlad! Have you ever buttered bread before?!" Erin waved her arms in frustration as she watched Vlad destroy yet another piece of bread.
"Uh um… no… and why are we even putting chocolate sauce-" Erin rolled her eyes
"Chocolate spread!"
"Chocolate SAUCE on bread?!" Vlad scowled at his sandwich which looked like an explosion on a plate.
"We are not putting chocolate SAUCE on bread!" Erin exclaimed. "We are putting chocolate SPREAD on bread, chocolate sauce goes on ice-cream!"
"Ice-cream?!" A hungry spark appeared in Vlad's eyes.
"A few minutes ago you wanted to do normal things! I suggested sandwiches, you agreed! Now you want to eat ice-cream in winter? I thought you said normal!" Vlad shrugged.
"I'm not exactly going to feel cold am I?" Erin crossed her arms and scowled.
"I am," Vlad looked at his blob on his plate and so did Erin.
"Definitely ice-cream," They said in unison dumping their sandwiches in the bin.
Vlad squeezed another blob of chocolate sauce onto his finger and popped in his mouth, Erin snatched the tube with a smile.
"You know Vlad," She started squirting chocolate sauce on her ice-cream. "You're meant to put the sauce on your ice-cream, not your tongue," Vlad grinned sheepishly and Erin squirted the sauce at him. It made a brown splodge on his jacket.
"My jacket!" Vlad exclaimed not particularly angry at all and the chocolate sauce war started. #
A few minutes later a very chocolatey Vlad and Erin lay on the floor in a very chocolately kitchen.
They shared a very chocolatey kissed relaxed in each other's embrace.
The door opened and the Count walked in.
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