How Naruto got his brother back

Sasaki-chan is Sasuke-kun

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Yaoi and perversion and Michael Jackson! Yeah!

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"You idiot!" yelled the blonde haired boy, jumping at his counterpart, a boy with jet black hair and red eyes.

The boy dodged him, smirking.

"Still as stupid as ever, Naruto…" sneered Sasuke.

And then the author realized that this was putting her audience to sleep.

Let's retool that a bit…

"I'm gonna beat you down, motherfucker!" shouted Naruto in a ghetto accent.

"The fuck you will!" yelled Sasuke, dodging Naruto's awesome attack.

…And that's when Martin Luther King Jr came in!

"I have a dream!" he said. "I have a dream that all children shall be able to play nonviolently-"

"SAVE IT!" yelled the two boys, kicking him off a cliff that came out of nowhere.

Then they resumed their fight, but a few minutes later Darth Vader came in! he went up to Naruto and was all like,"I am your mother's father's brother's nephew's cousin's father's roommate!"

So Naruto and Sasuke were all like, "What the hell!?!" And naruto was all like, "I don't even have a mom, you shithead!" Sasuke, well, acted like Sasuke does when random shit like that comes up.

And they pushed Vader off a cliff that magically popped up.

So then a few minutes later, Michael Jackson came over and started trying to grope Sasuke, which Sasuke was not happy with because Orochimaru does that to him whenever he's not busy. So he turned around and yelled, "WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING YOU FREAK! I'M TRYING TO KILL SOMEONE HERE!" And Michael Jackson was all like, "Why bother with him when you can have me?" Winking pervertedly…

"…"

"EAT SHIT!" yelled Sasuke, and over the cliff Jacko went.

So again, Naruto and Sasuke resumed trying to beat the shit out of each other, but this time they were interrupted when Inuyasha, Sesshomaru, Koga and Naraku came by, all naked with beer kegs in their hands.

So again, Naruto and Sauke were all like, "What the fuck." Naruto did that eye thing that Sakura does whenever she's pissed at Naruto, and Sasuke was just like, "Wow." (Not in that way, you perverts…)

And so the Inuyasha guys were all like "Talk about spreading the love around…" Then thry proceeded to make out, which made Naruto and Sasuke go like, "Fuck, we're missing out, man!" (Sasuke being the sexy transvestite freak he is got all excited…)

So they stopped trying to kill each other, took off their clothes and started making out, which made the Inuyasha dudes jealous because Sasuke and Naruto are just better at looking sexy while they do it, so they went somewhere else to do it. (good riddance, freaks…)

So while Naruto was playing tongue hockey with Sasuke, Itachi and Orochimaru came over and were all like, "Can we join!?!"

Sasga- I mean, Sasuke, got all protective.

"No one touches my bitch!" he yelled, and Itachi and Orochimaru went over the cliff too. (Wow, the bodies must really be piling up…)

So then they proceeded to do a sixty-niner while Kakashi was all like "Oh god yes!" and Sakura puked her stupid brains out. Then they finished beating the crap out of each other, which ended up with Sasuke getting dragged back to Konoha, which he didn't really care because he had more chances to fuck Naruto senseless…

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Owari! O.o

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Sasaki apologizes for the wrong images in her readers' heads... Not!!!!!!!!!!!! XD I'm so cruel...

Review, dammit, or I will not let you see my awesome sex pix that I got last night when I was hiding in Sasuke's closet!