The REAL Chosen One

While the good Vlad is… away… his evil counterpart has agreed to answer questions. Sadly for HyaHya she annoys both Vlad's and will shortly be in trouble.

Anything I say is in bold italics and anything Vlad says is in italics.

On with the interview! If you like you can send in questions you want Vlad to answer but I will have to wait until this Vlad is back again.

Hullo Vlad!

Just get on with it, I only agreed to this because you annoy my good side so much.

Okay … So what do think of your good side?

He's annoying, wimpirey, stupid and most of all he trusts way to easily! He says he cares but does he care about what happens to me? If he gets staked so do I!

Why didn't you bite Erin?

I didn't bite that slayer because I would've had drawn attention to myself which would have attracted the guild.

Are there any other reasons? And I thought you would want to fight the guild?

I'm evil! Not stupid! If the slayers guild attacked they would've used their super weapon which I hadn't destroyed then.

So you saw that coming?

Well… no…

Then why did you not bite Erin?

Next question.

But you haven't-

NEXT QUESTION!

Ok, no need to get angry! What do you think of the Fanfiction written about you?

Half of it is a load of rubbish. I would never be good! I've triumphed over my good side!

But… you… uh… you're good side is usually in control….

AHH VLAD PLEAASSE NOO!

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Okay, we're back, Vlad and I have sorted out our little disagreement and I know that Vlad only pretends to be good so he can start building his forces without refusal from anyone.

Next question is… Whose your favourite author on fandom like HyaHya *hint hint*

I do not have a favourite, many are just writing stuff about how I am good and the few that do write evil things either have someone reviving me or don't do it anywhere near bad enough!

So… who would you say you hate most?

Jonno Van Helsing and his stupid mother, they are so annoying! With their messy slays and stinky blood, it smells like failure!

Why did you agree to this interview?

I agreed to this so I could spread evil and find out who on this sight could become a loyal minion to me.

What do you mean by minion...?

I'll give you a demonstration.

Vlad! Stop! FANGS AWAY! EEKK!

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Why did you do that?! My neck really hurts now!

I have to make sure you don't mess around on these interviews don't I!

But… What am I going to do? How am I going to sort out my eating arrangements?

Try your neighbours and ask for some flour then you do what's necessary.

:o… Final question! What is the first thing you will do as Grand High Vampire?

Attack the slayers.

Ah… I may have one more question… what would you do if I told you I had sent Jonno this interview?

I'd say you better start running.

Ok… BYE!

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