One day Harry potter got bored waiting for the next book to come out. All what he did was sit in Dudley's old bedroom listing to Hegwing chirping. His crappy harry, Hermine, and Ron toy had all broke and Snapes potion do it your self kit turned out to be toxic and killed Crookshanks, but harry gave Hermione a book and she liked it ten times as much. He walked in to Uncle Vernon and he was as pissed as usual because he only got .000000000000000001 of the movie profits. Dudley doesn't mind his less than minimum wage because he gets free food. Aunt Petunia spent all her money on treatments for her beard (the same stuff Dumbledor uses). Harry thought why am I wasting time sitting here when I can be seeing why J.K. Haven't written a new book, because I am not getting anymore cash. Harry Potter walked to his private limo and went to his private plane. On the way to J.K.'s he stopped at some poor country restaurants, wrote the health code violations down, and sued them. He also sued snape's potion do it yourself kit. He got cash but no where near the amount of cash he would get from another book. He got to J.K. later that day. He marched in she said to a stranger make a coke and orange soda mix then two weeks later take the same ingredients and put them in pepsi. Harry ignored the person and she asked why aren't your making another book she yelled I get so much money from owning pepsi and coke why would I need any extra cash.

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