Characters:

JoAnne Prower-Orphaned sister of Tails and Luna, she rules Prower Mansion with an iron (and gloved) fist. She's quite violent and has a grudge against Mpehiles for killing her parents.

Nazo Prower-Created by Mpehiles using his and JoAnne's DNA, the black fox and practically everyone sees them as his parents. He has a high IQ, gets along very well with his uncle Tails (to JoAnne's displeasure) and has a habit of tearing his ear fur out when he's nervous.

Dillan-The black bat son of Rouge and Shadow, he's extremely violent and attends therapy every Teusday. He's best friends with Nazo (in his mind) and frequents nightclubs. Constantly seen with woman.

Cory the Hedgehog-The younger brother of Shadow, he spent most of his life in a Black Arm laboratory. Recently escaped, he works for Mephiles while he tries to prove he's the ultimate lifeform. Where Shadow's red, he's blue.

SweetPie-A transforming bracelet owned by JoAnne, it's often refferred to as female. It was created a century ago by echidnas and given to the head of the Prowers because of a favor. It was passed through the male line and called many names, including Armageddon and Old Betty. In Mobian form, looks like a brown cat with several orange braids and flashy clothes. Very hysterical.

Xung Sparrow-The foster father of Tails, JoAnne and Luna, he's a blue sparrow with a red bandanna and a long black coat. He's the head chef of Xung Japan, the Japanese restaraunt in the mansion. Worries constantly over JoAnne, Nazo, Luna, and Tails. Has a dark past.

Shadow the Hedgehog-The Ultimate Lifeform, he spends most of his time trying to get a good sleep. He's constantly woken by his son, Nazo, JoAnne, and Sonic.

Sonic the Hedgehog-The fastest thing alive, he has a rivalry with JoAnne that usually ends up with him having an anvil on his head. He calls JoAnne and Luna by their surname, probably as an insult. Has a small crush on JoAnne.

Mephiles, Iblis and Cory-The three villains, they have a base in the wooods, that Iblis constantly sets on fire. Iblis has taken the shape of a Mobain female dragon (we toyed with dog, but "the female dog walked over" wouldn't work) who looks like she's on fire. She has a crush on Dillan. Mephiles is constantly thinking up plans to catch JoAnne, while Cory asks if he's getting a raise.

Other characters may appear, and I may let Leah, Flare, Charge, or some others in.

A rabbit eared cream colored fox walked out of Prower Mansion, and quickly built a lemonade stand, entitled, "JoAnne's Lemonade Stand. Buy At Your Own Risk."

A few hours later a black teenage bat walked over to her. "Hey, Auntie!" Dillan greeted.

JoAnne smirked. "Hey, Dillan, how about you work the lemonade stand. I'll pay you."

"MONEY!"

JoAnne walked into the mansion to be greeted by a black fox wearing a lab coat. "Is he out? Can I work without having him destroy everything for once and horrible things going wrong that usually brings Dad here and ruins the whole day?"

"YES!" Shadow stood up on his couch. "I can finally sleep!"

"I'm going out to run some errands." JoAnne said. "Xung, you need anything?"

A blue sparrow wearing a red bandanna poked his head into the living room. "Luna to get out of her room."

"We'll try." Nazo muttered.

"Then again, we can always tell her her paintings are being sold on eBay." Shadow suggested. "EBay is the root of all evil."

Outside With Dillan...

A familiar blue hedgehog walked past the lemonade stand. "Hello sir, would you like some lemonade?" Dillan asked.

Sonic shook his head, munching on a chili dog. "Nah."

"BUY SOME LEMONADE!"

"That's the spirit, Dillan!" JoAnne yelled as she walked into Mobotropolis, hopefully never to unleash Dillan again.

A few minutes later, Mephiles walked up to Dillan. "Where is the Prower?"

"Nazo's making a lemonade that will make you smarter."

"NOT HIM!" Mephiles yelled. "JoAnne!"

"On some errands. Want some lemonade?"

"DILLAN!" A Mobian dragon practically made of fire latched herself onto the black bat.

"Iblis, Iblis, Iblis." Cory shook his head and dragged Iblis off the ecstatic Dillan.

"So, what you're saying is, the Prower is out on an errand." Mephiles muttered, mostly to himself. "Which means I could capture the mansion, hold Nazo for ransom, and finally get my filthy, demonic hands on that little CENSORED! Then I can get my powers back, take over the world, and...Wow, I never thought I'd get this far!"

"Usually JoAnne's half way to killing you by now." Cory muttered. "So am I getting a raise for this?"

"Quiet, Cory, I'm thinking!" Mephiles looked up at the mansion, then smiled at Iblis.

"Wow, you can think? I wish I knew how to think. Usually things just run into my mind, like "Set the base on fire" or "Steal Cory's wallet"."

"Steal what?" Cory said, looking sharply at her.

"So do you guys want lemonade or not?" Dillan asked.

"Does it come in How To Take Over The World flavor?" Mephiles grumbled.

"Yep. And poison flavor, chocolate flavor, bomb flavor, Evil flavor, happy flavor, monkey flavor, and regular."

"I'LL TAKE BOMB FLAVOR!" Iblis grabbed Cory's wallet and gave Dillan five bucks.

Shadow walked out of the mansion and glared at his younger brother. "What the hell are you doing here?"

"Don't ask me, ask whoever put me on this planet. And let me kill them too." Cory replied, attempting to retrieve his wallet without getting third degree burns.

A blue fox with several moon bracelets and necklaces, holding a sketchbook, walked outside, wearing very heavy sunglasses. "You!" Luna ran over to Mephiles. "Stand very still or get a pencil stuck inside your brain."

Mephiles complied, mostly because he was still planning what to do after he took over the world. "I've got it! I'll start a world wide range of ice cream shops that will take over-" Luna needs a new pencil.

Nazo ran outside, tearing the fur from his ars in anxiety. "WHAT'S WITH THE NOISE? You woke up the monkey!"

"The monkey?" Mephiles, Luna, Shadow and Cory said in unision.

"He's enhanced so that he can destroy stuff in SECONDS! Adn he's GRUMPY!" Nazo tore some more fur out anxiously.

"In seconds, you say?" Mephiles grinned. Before he could launch into his plan, however, JoAnne appeared, holding four bags of groceries and looking very furious.

"MEPHILES!" She took out SweetPie.

"PROWER!"

"THE MONKEY!" Nazo pointed at a chimpanzee tearing apart the front door.

"GEORGE WASHINGTON!" Dillan yelled. "What? Eveyrone else got to say a name."

Said monkey ran down to the group outside and started screaming loudly. I'm, sure this was quite a sight: a rabbit eared fox and a demonic hegdehog battling for life and death, two other hedgehogs glaring at each other, a bat selling lemonade, a fox trying to capture a monkey, a dragon running aroun, and a blue fox drawing it all.

Suddenly,t he monkey, whom I shall randomly name Betty, somehow opened a wormhole that began sucking in the three villains, but conveniently didn't suck in any one else.

Xung walked outside, not knowing of any of the events that had just happened. "Would anyone like some sushi and waffles?"

Aaah, good old, legal randomness. I won't update this for a few dqays, cus I want to get ahead and have at least the fourth chappie done. What was the best part?