A/N: This was supposed to be for Valentine's day, but I'm a little late. Oh well. (If anyone else had this idea, I'm sorry, I didn't know!)
Blind Dates Hell
By: Punkgothicjackal
Prologue
Sirius, for the thousandth time that day, whined to his friends about his current love life. Or, lack thereof.
As always, their response was the same. Remus told him to shut up. James and Peter ignored him. Aimie, the Gryffindor keeper, flicked him off. But to his surprise, Remus sighed finally and put his book down, giving Sirius an exasperated look.
"Listen, Padfoot." He said tiredly. "If James and I get you a blind date, will you shut up?"
Sirius grinned. This sounded interesting. "Continue…"
James raised a brow. "What's to continue? We set you up on blind dates until you find some chick you like. Or at least, one that's worth a good time in bed. Then our half of the deal is up, you have to shut up, and we're all happy."
"Who on earth would want to date him?" Aimie, ever the optimist, stated, not looking up from her essay. "I mean, think about it, he's a dog."
"Not all the time." Sirius said, slightly offended. "Just once a month."
Aimie looked up at him. "No, trust me, all the time."
James, a little sad to interrupt the 'girl fight', stated plainly "There has to be someone here who would take him."
"Good luck with that." Aimie snorted, going back to her homework. Memo for Sirius… put snake in her bed later.
"You up for it?" James asked his best friend with a grin.
Sirius shrugged and grinned as well. "Can't hurt."
How wrong he was.