"MXC: Monster High vs. Ever After High"
Rated T for mild language
Disclaimer: I do not own either Monster High or Ever After High, nor do I own MXC a.k.a. Most Extreme Elimination Challenge. Both Monster High and Ever After High are owned by Mattel, and MXC is owned by Spike. If you don't know what MXC is, I'll give you a short run-down. 'MXC' is short for Most Extreme Elimination Challenge, which lasted a good run on Spike TV from 2003 to 2007. Most of the footage was taken from a Japanese game show called "Takeshi's Castle" which ran from 1986 to 1990. I suggest checking out some episodes on YouTube. It's that awesome.
Chapter 1: Introduction
While the opening theme song played to a montage of contestants breaking their faces, falling from logs, landing in mud and running for their lives, the announcer's voice came off-screen.
"What are these people running from? They're not! They're running to the most toughest competition in town, Most Extreme Elimination Challenge! Today, the world of Monster High takes on the world of Ever After High! It's the classic battle of Ghouls and Monsters vs. Royals and Rebels! So get fired up for M...X...C! And now, here are your knights in shining armor, Kenny Blankenship and Vic Romano!"
As the MXC logo was displayed on-screen, the scene transitioned to Kenny Blankenship and Vic Romano sitting alongside their interns.
"Hello, and welcome to MXC," Vic introduced everyone, "I cannot wait for this one, Ken."
"Yeah, it's the stupid Monster High freaks vs. the even-stupid Ever After High people!" Kenny chuckled.
"Kenny!" Vic exclaimed, hitting Kenny with his fan, "They're not freaks nor they're stupid. They're actually two of the most popular toy-lines from Mattel. I mean, without Barbie, we wouldn't have Monster High or Ever After High."
"Barbie sucks ass..." Kenny chuckled again, "I prefer G.I. Joes. That way they can shoot down the freaks."
"Be respective, Ken..." Vic sternly replied.
"I am being respective," Kenny nodded, "I rather stuff my head in dog-crap than to see them fight it out."
"The Monster High girls actually dress like porn stars." Vic smirked.
Suddenly, Vic's statement caught Kenny's attention. So maybe this wouldn't be bad after all.
"Really?" Kenny raised an eyebrow, "Bring out the whores!"
"And speaking of whores," Vic replied, "Here's Guy!"
The scene then transitioned to MXC's field reporter Guy LeDouche, who was standing in a field of grass. Feeling an ounce of energy, Guy spoke on the mic.
"Thank you, Victor and Kenneth," Guy nodded, "You know as a child, I always had a strange fascination with fairy tales. Back in my day in an all-male boarding school, we did an all-male version of Sleeping Beauty where I was Sleeping Beauty herself. Unfortunately, the dress was so small and tiny, that I exposed myself to all patrons and parents. Talk about child pornography at it's earliest. But enough about that, let's get to our chapters! We start Chapter 1 with Sinkers and Floaters, then we scare up Chapter number two with Wall Bangers, after that we frighten up Chapter 3 with Wall Buggers, and then, we close out our happily ever after with Log Drop."
After footage of those events were shown, Guy was now shown standing between Headmaster Grimm from Ever After High and Headless Headmistress Bloodgood from Monster High.
"And now standing before me today are the respectful leaders of both schools," Guy said introducing the two, "Of course, we have Headmaster Grimm and Headless Headmistress Bloodgood, I hope that you will find MXC's accommodations suitable to your liking. So in all honesty, may the best team win."
Suddenly, there was silence boiling between them.
"Like I said," Guy replied while cutting the tension, "Good luck to you all."
As the two stopped staring at each other, they looked down on Guy with such intrigue.
"You really gotta let me see that dress..." Grimm replied.
"I bet you'd look very adorable..." Bloodgood smirked at Guy.
"Okay, now I'm very terrified..." Guy shriveled, "Skipper, a little help here? They're looking to have their way with me! Guy no like!"
While a frightened Guy was handling both Grimm and Bloodgood, the scene switched over to Captain Tenneal, who was with the rest of the students from Monster High and Ever After High. With his sword in play, the Captain gave out his pep talk.
"Creepy," Captain cringed a little, "Okay, who here thinks monsters and fairy-tale characters are poorly portrayed by Hollywood itself, regarding of how cheesy, corny, and cartoony your father and mother turns out to be by the end of the day? Show of hands... NOW!"
"We do!" Everyone exclaimed.
"Well normally, you'd be wrong," Captain cleared his throat, "But technically, you're right. We do all agree that every movie monster and fairy tale character should be left alone and not be tampered with."
However, the Captain looked down to his feet and got a glimpse of one of the contestants, namely Briar Beauty.
"Do you agree with my statement, Miss?" Captain spoke to her.
Unfortunately, Briar ended up snoozing on behalf of the Captain. Tenneal tried his best to snap her out of it, but Briar was out cold. Suddenly, Briar's crush, which was Hopper Croakington II, stepped in.
"Shouting at her won't wake Briar up," Hopper told the Captain, "If you want to wake her up, use this airhorn."
As soon as he saw the airhorn in Hopper's hands, the Captain obliged and took it, aiming it fight for Briar's eyes.
By one squeeze...
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*HOOOOOONK!*
"AUUUUUGH! I'M UP! I'M UP!" Briar shouted in panic.
"Ah good, looks like you're not braindead after all," Captain smirked while walking to the Monster High students, "Now let me go to the students at Monster High, what say-"
"Hey, Captain Crunch, up here!" A voice said to the Captain.
Looking curious, Captain Tenneal looked up to see Monster High's residential fire-starter Heath Burns sitting on top of a branch somewhere near a tree.
"Wha-" Captain gasped, "You shouldn't be up there! Can't you see we're in a forest? And what from I know about you, someone of your kind has the highest risk of causing forest fires."
"And squirrels can smoke a bunch of crack," Heath smirked, "What's your point, genius?"
As soon as Heath leaned his elbow on the tree, a single flame was lit from his hair, burning the leaves off the tree. Feeling scared and alarmed that the forest was gonna be on fire, the Captain decided to end things from here.
"You're paying for that, dragon-breath!" Captain exclaimed, raising his sword and swinging it away, "LET'S GO!"
Getting the Captain's message, the contestants (and Heath) began running down the hill, basically to run away from the forest fire that Heath caused by himself.
Wow, what an opening that was. Anyway, which team will prevail in the first event next chapter? Monster High or Ever After High! It's bound to be one hell of a barnburner! Anyway, feedback's appreciated!