The Speedy VS. The Crazy
Chapter 1: The Kidnapped
It was a shady afternoon in the Cul-de-sac. All the Kids were just relaxing and just let the dad pass away. The Eds with nothing better to do and no one to scam are sitting on the sidewalk.
"Enjoy the fine summer's day Eddy; observe the solitude of the Cal-de-sac; the smell of fresh cut grass; the cool shade of the trees" Explained Edd.
"It stinks I'm bored" said Eddy in an angered voice.
"I forgot to put on underpants guys" said Ed.
Edd and Eddy just steer at Ed and each other in disbelief. They then just sink in to boredom as they would expect. Unknown to them however is that this will not be any ordinary day for in exactly 3 seconds something is going to happen that will change not just their day but their whole week.
Al l of a sudden the there was a loud noise just came out of nowhere. At first Edd thinks that it is thunder and tells Ed and Eddy they should get inside incase it was a thunderstorm coming. As soon as they had reached Eddy's House though the noise comes back only this time it continued roaring all over the Cul-de-sac.
"Then again boys I don't think that this is thunder" said Edd in a nervous voice.
"What was your first clue" said Eddy in an annoyed voice.
"Hay guys look there's a giant ship in the sky just like in `Square Dancers from the Other Reaches #58" shouted Ed.
"Now Ed you mustn't let your imagination get the best of you, I'm sure it's just a cloud shaped like one" Explained Edd.
"Oh ya then explain that `Mr. I know everything about nothing" shouted Eddy.
When Edd turned a round he was in shock to see a Red and Black flying ship with a symbol a Man grinning with a disturbing smiling. On the ship you could plainly see that there was a deck which was covered with cannons and guns as if ready to attack. All the windows were egg shaped and if you looked closely you see human like figures walking around in the cockpit as if working around the clock. It soon flew right over the whole the whole Cul-de-sac when at the same time casted a huge shadow over all the houses (which the rest of the kids did not seem to notice). It then started to land and disappeared somehow behind the trees in the back of the houses.
"Well want are we waiting for let's go get us some space junk" shouted Eddy as if he had forgotten what had just happen.
"Right behind Ya Eddy" replied Ed.
"Hold on guys we don't if it's a wreck or not it could be dangerous" warned Edd.
"Then go get a camera Sock head we can at least get a picture of it, were going to be rich, swimming in mullah" Said Eddy in a excitant voice.
"How typical" Edd said to himself as he ran in Eddy's House and came out with a camera.
As they were running across the street they notice that Jonny 2X4 had just come out to see want was making all that noise. When he notices the Eds he ran over to them and greeted them in his usual way.
"Hi Ya Eds what's ya doing" said Jonny.
"Nothing Jonny now take a hike were busy" shouted Eddy.
"Are you looking for want ever flew over the Cul-de-sac, Plank said it had to be something big to cover the entire block he saw it" asked Jonny in wonderment.
"Ya so" said Eddy.
"Me and Plank have always wanted to see a UFO can we come and see it too" asked Jonny.
"Ya well forget it, the late time you came with us we were thrown in to the school wall in a handmade airplane" shouted Eddy in anger.
"What's that Plank, Plank says that it was because you didn't wait to let Double-D finish it Eddy" said Jonny.
"Well it doesn't make any differences come on guys" shouted Eddy.
"Oh never mind him Jonny, I'm sure you can help us with something someday, now excise me his majesty is waiting for me" said Edd to Jonny.
As the Eds ran off to Ed's House and jumped over his fence Jonny and Plank started to wonder.
"What's that Plank we should go and see want they might be doing, OK Plank led the way" said Jonny as he and Plank started to run to where the Eds were going.
As the Eds make their way through the lane behind the Cul-de-sac and into the junkyard they discover the ship lying in the middle of the junkyard surrounded by giant hills of trash.
"So that's how it disappeared so sudden, it was being blocked by mountains of trash" Explained Edd.
"Ya so want, take a picture already" demanded Eddy.
"Wait Eddy this camera is old and takes a long time to charge" said Edd.
As the camera was turning on a giant door in the side of the ship started to open. As it open the Eds looked at it in amassment as 3 Humanoid robot started to come out. They were all about 6FT tall, one Black, one Blue, and one Yellow. Each had their own gun and their (want appeared to be) Codes on their side. They were E-101, E-103, and E-104.
"They look just like the `Astro Chickens from Plaint 9 #93 the Second comic" Explained Ed.
"Go on Sock head take the picture" whispered Eddy in a nervous voice.
"Oh I don't know Eddy it seem kind of risky" said Edd as nervous as Eddy.
"Go on already" said Eddy.
Unfortunately that was a mistake. For when the flash went off the robots notice the Eds and started to run to them. The Eds tried to run but the robots were too fast for them. At this same time Jonny and Plank had just arrived at the site and when he saw the robot he hid behind a pile of junk and listened.
"You are now under the control of Dr. Eggman please surrender or we will have to us force" Explained E-103.
"We better do what he says guy or we meant get shout on the spot" warned Edd.
They all agree and start to walk with their hands up. As Jonny and Plank watch in terror, Jonny knows (even after past events) that the Eds need help.
"Quick buddy we need to go get help, what's that Plank" said Jonny.
"Your right Plank the kids would never make it in time, and we don't even know if they'd even try to help" said Jonny.
"Were going to have to save them ourselves, come on Plank" said Jonny.
At this time the ship was already taking off so Jonny had to act quickly and jump on to a big pole of metal underneath one of the wing and started to climb up it and jumped into one of the open windows and closed it as the ship took off. That was the beginning of a week they would never forget.