Disclaimer: I do not own the X-men.
(It's a little late, but Mix the Brotherhood and some of Kitty's Recipes and their own insane ideas and combine it with Valentines day…)
It was a boring day at the Brotherhood. Lance was sighing over Kitty's picture. Pietro was bugging him, and Todd was sliming them both.
Fred walked by and shook his head as Lance chased them around the house.
After they finally calmed down, Lance sat down and sighed again.
Pietro rolled his eyes. "What now?"
"What do I get for Kitty?"
"You're still hung up on that valentine thing?"
Lance glared at him. "What do you think?"
Pietro patted him on the back. "Don't worry, you'll screw up. Then she'll break up with you and you won't have to worry about it any more." Then he ran away laughing followed by Lance.
"Come back here!"
Todd walked up to Fred in the kitchen.
"What are you reading?"
"Well, it's this recipe book I found…"
"Fred! That's Kitty's!"
"Oh. Oops."
"What do you mean oops?"
"I sent some valentines snacks and flowers to the X-men."
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"Aghhhh!"
Logan blinked then ran to the front door. When he looked out, he saw Jean running around the yard being chased by bees. Then he looked down at some flowers scattered around.
Bobby ran past him at that point. Attached to his rear was a giant muffin with teeth.
Kitty ran after him. "I told you not to open a gift from the Brotherhood!"
Logan heard something behind him. He turned around and flinched.
A singed Xavier with a dazed look sat there. He was covered in frosting and pieces of wax.
"What happened?"
Xavier blinked. "Am I on tv?"
"What!"
"Aren't you Jamie Oliver, from the show The Naked Chef?"