(I couldn't stay away! Good for you bad my 'The Grapes Of Wrath' and my AP English grade. I have to read it before school starts! IT'S BORING! :( I'm on page 3 and school starts August 19th. Shit. Junior year is going to SUCK! Well back to the story! First chapter! Check out the outfits on my profile! DO IT! If you want. Ok I have nothing wrong with Cheerleaders! I used to be one…scary moment in my life. I'm a klutz. All me being a cheerleader accomplished was a huge bump on my head from when I fainted while doing a cheer. Yeah, that was embarrassing! Review because I got this out fast! The sequel to 'My Life Would Suck Without You'!!!!!)
Disclaimer: I do not own Twilight! I would be a happy camper if I did though! I also do not own 'Far Away' Nickelback does!
Warning: It starts out with underage drinking. A lot of teens do it. I am not trying to defend or promote or make fun of it with this chapter. There wont be a lot of it in this story, some but not a lot. I just thought I'd warn you about what is coming! :D REVIEW!
"To the end of the summer!" Emmett cheered while lifting the flask, then chugging some of the liquid inside. He then passed it to Rose.
"To College!" She cheered and took a drink to rival Emmett's. The flask then went to Jasper who was sitting next to his twin. We were on La Push beach, celebrating summer. Tomorrow us kiddies went back to high school and at the end of the weekend we had to move Rose, Em, and Jazz into their dorms.
"To visiting every weekend!" Jasper cheered and Alice giggled. Alice was a little intoxicated.
"To…WAIT! Rosie? Are you supposed to have liquor with your pills I mean…" Her rambling was cut off when Rose threw a rock at her. "HEY!"
"Just make a toast you stupid little…"
"Language!" Jasper yelled to Rose, causing her to giggle. Everybody was a little intoxicated…but Edward. He was 'being responsible' in his words Emmett just though he was 'being a big fat party pooper!'
"Toast! Ali make a toast!" I yelled.
"Ok Bellsy! To…not killing the wanna-bees! Ok, maybe to killing to wanna-bees!" Alice took a huge swig.
"Hey! Hold up there! Save some for me!" I complained and she laughed.
"Don't worry Bells! We have plenty more alcohol." Emmett said with a small nod.
"Don't you feel bad for getting you underage, little sister drunk?" Edward asked since he was a 'Stupid Prude!' Alice's words, not mine.
"No because," Emmett started and he stood up. Waging his finger at us. "She has me hear to make sure no one hurts her!"
"Your drunk Em. You wouldn't…" Edward started with a dry laugh.
"I'm perfectly capable to…" Emmett started but then he fell over, right on his face. I cocked my head to the side.
"Emmett you drunk!" I said, completely shocked. Edward started laughing but I just started at Emmett.
"No dear sister! I am perfectly so…so…sobier!"
"Sobier?" I asked, confused.
"SOBER! I think he means SOBER!" Rosalie announced. She was having a bit of a volume control issue.
"Oh," Alice, Jazz, and I said at the same time. Then everyone but Edward started laughing.
"It's Eddie's time!" Emmett said while Edward got passed the flask.
"Oh no. Someone has to be drive."
"Your no fun." Jasper pouted.
"He HAS TO make a task…" Rosalie started but she said the wrong word so 'Goody goody Eddie' (Jasper's Words!) had to correct her.
"Toast." Edward said gently.
"Buttered." Rosalie said with a nod.
"No, I mean the word is toast not…"
"WHAT?" Rosalie said loudly.
"The word…."
"What word?"
"Never mind." Edward sighed.
"Well you have to make a task. Just TAKE A swig of your WATER." Rose said and I giggled. Why? I don't know.
"Buttered toast sounds goooood!" Emmett said.
"YUM!" I screamed.
"With Jelly!" Alice said in a sing song voice.
"I want you with Jelly." Jasper said to Alice and she giggled. So did Rose, Emmett, Jasper, and I. Yes, the boys giggled.
"You've had me wi…"
"I do not want to hear this!" Edward said loudly and I giggled more. "I'll make my toast. To never doing this again!" Edward took a drink of his water.
"PANSY ASS!" Emmett yelled loudly. Alice was still holding the flask.
"Mine mine mine!" I shrieked as I reached for it. Alice smirked.
"You want this?" She taunted and I nodded my head. "Then come get it!" She got up and ran. I followed her, giggling.
"No! Get back here Ali…" Edward yelled but we got too far away. I was actually a better runner when I was drunk. Hm. And Alice was a huge klutz when she was drunk. I was right behind Alice when she ran into something and knocked the both of us over.
"Mary Alice Cullen!" I yelled since she was on top of me.
"Bella?" An amused familiar voice asked. I pushed Alice off of me and sure enough Jacob was standing there with a grin on his face.
"OW!" Alice yelled. "You…you…poopy head!" She yelled at me and I giggled.
"Jacob!" I yelled as I stumbled to my feet and wrapped my arms around him.
"Your drunk aren't you?" He asked me. I pulled away and looked at his face.
"No. I am completely sobier." I told him.
"Sobier?" He laughed.
"Yes! It's a new word! Emmett made it! I think it was Emmett…who said 'Sobier' Ali?" I asked her and she got up and came over to us. She was looking a little green.
"Um, I think…" She then stopped and puked all over Jacob's feet.
"ALICE!" Jacob yelled.
"It was EMMETT! Yeah! I feel better now!" She then skipped over to the girl who was with Jacob. I never saw her before. A girl? With Jacob? That made my stomach feel weird. I didn't like that. But I shouldn't have minded. My stomach did like fifty summersaults and I finally had to turn around and puke.
"Oh Bella." Jacob sighed as he pulled up my hair.
"Bella? Alice? Emmett don't do that! No put Rose down! My god what did I get myself into!" I hear Edward complain.
"Eddies mad!" Alice shrieked loudly.
"Alice?" Edward yelled.
"He heard you! NO!" I yelled.
"Bella?" Edward yelled.
"Not here!" I yelled.
"We ran away with the circus!" Alice yelled and we then saw Edward and the rest of the group. Edward looked pissed.
"How did you find us?" I asked him and I heard Jacob laugh. I wrapped my arm around his waist and he sighed.
"Having troubled Eddie?" Jacob asked.
"Do not call me that." Edward warned and the group and I laughed, loudly. "Yeah they got drunk and are very hard to control."
"You stayed sober?" Jacob asked him.
"SOBIER!" Alice and I laughed.
"Um, yeah I had to. They were just talking and drinking and then decided to play a game where they toasted something…"
"Bella! You need to toast something! Here!" Alice reminded me and handed me the flask. Jacob and Edward tried to grab it but I wouldn't let them.
"To…Not getting shot this year!" I downed the rest of the liquor. Everyone but Jacob, mystery girl, and Edward laughed.
"What?" Mystery girl asked.
"Nothing, Sandra." Jacob said quietly.
"Well this is all well and great and all but we really must be going. We're on a date." Sandra said. Edward smiled, and Jacob looked down at me, to see my reaction to that. And boy did I have one. I puked again. Jacob sighed and held my hair back again.
"Sandra I think we should help Edward out." Jacob said quietly as I finished puking.
"What? But we're on a date!" Sandra said at the same time Edward said
"You don't have to Jacob." I grinned over at him and he flashed me a crooked smile. I forgot all about Jacob and just wanted Edward. I started stumbling over to him and he held his arms out for me. I snuggled to his side.
"You should go! Have fun! She's pretty!" I told Jacob. Edward smiled, Sandra smiled, but Jacob's eyes hardened a little.
"Yeah we'll…" Jacob started but Emmett interrupted.
"Lets go swimming!" Emmett shouted.
"Yeah! Lets go! I'll race you!" Rose yelled.
"I like water." Jasper said while walking towards the water.
"It's blue and pretty!" Alice yelled while trying to skip to the water.
"Oh no you don't! No drunk swimming!" Edward yelled while he let go of me and ran towards the group. I stumbled and Jacob caught me. Sandra laughed.
"Oopsies!" I called while throwing my arms up.
"She's cute." Sandra laughed.
"I know," Jacob sighed sadly. Sandra shot looks between Jacob and I and then sighed. I was just confused as to why Jacob was sad.
"What's wrong Jake?" I asked him while stroking his cheek. He grinned down at me.
"Nothing Bells." I smiled back at him.
"Yeah I think you should help but I'm gonna go." Sandra said.
"But…" Jacob started.
"Jake I'm not going to waste my time. You're taken emotionally and that's enough for me." Sandra said with a nod.
"Sandra!" Jacob said, exasperated.
"Huh?" I asked.
"I'm gonna go Bella. It was nice to meet you." Sandra told me with a fond smile. I hugged her and after a moment she hugged me back.
"Bye!" I chirped brightly. She just laughed.
"For what it's worth; I hope you get the girl." Sandra said and I was left even more confused.
"What girl?" I asked Jacob and then I noticed Edward with the rest of the group coming back.
"What girl?" Edward growled while glaring at Jacob.
"Nothing. So what's the plan?" Jacob asked Edward.
"We take them home."
"HOME!" Rosalie yelled at the same time Emmett said
"I want cookies!"
"Who's home?" Jacob asked while laughing. Alice was just sitting on Jaspers back, hugging it. Rosalie and Emmett were talking about home and cookies. While I just stared at Jacob and Edward.
"Mine," Edward sighed while shaking his head.
"Who do you want me to take in the Rabbit?" Jacob asked.
"I call Edward!" Rosalie yelled.
"Me too!" Alice yelled.
"Me…three!" Jasper yelled.
"Me and the Bellster will take old Jake!" Emmett grinned.
"Emmett I really think Bella should…" Edward started but when Jacob sighed he stopped.
"I'll take care of her Edward." Jacob said through clenched teeth.
"I know you will. I know you will never let any harm come to her. Because I know how you feel about her. That's why I don't want you with her." Edward said calmly and Jacob smirked.
"Jealous much? Anyways her safety should be your first priority. Hey Bells?" He turned his attention to me.
"You wanna come with me?" He asked me and I nodded my head up and down. I kissed Edward goodbye, passionately, before we left and he laughed. Emmett sat in the back seat of the Rabbit while I sat in the passenger seat. That didn't stop Emmett from reaching up, turning on a Rap station, and blaring the music.
"Ewe." I complained and Jacob nodded his head while laughing.
"Best day ever." Jacob laughed out. "Well, if you forget about the fact that I have puke in my shoes."
I was awoke by an annoying beeping sound and a jack hammer hitting my head. It hurt. I had a killer headache. I reached for the alarm clock but couldn't find it.
"God damn it where are you?" I asked the alarm clock. I then sat up and realized I wasn't in my bed. I was in Edwards. I still couldn't find the alarm clock though and I was ready to kill it. Just then someone flipped on the light. I shrieked and covered my head with the blanket and a pillow. I heard a chuckled. I knew that chuckled. "God damn it Edward are you trying to kill me?" I asked him as I heard to alarm clock stop.
"I forgot you would have a hangover." I didn't know what he was talking about for a minute and then it came back to me.
"I'm going to kill Emmett." I said because Emmett provoked me until I started drinking yesterday. He was my brother and he knew how to get me going.
"I think he might already be dead." Edward said and then he laughed. All I can say is OW!
"Be quieter!" I hissed in a whisper. Edward laughed even more. "Ow."
"Here take these it'll help." He said and I peaked my head out of the blanket, wincing as I did so. He handed me two aspirins and a glass of water. I took them. "Now you better go shower. Alice has a supply of clothes for you in my closet." I nodded and went to the bathroom. I kept the lights off and showered with warm water. It felt good. I couldn't wait for the pills to take effect though. When I was finished I wrapped my towel around me and walked out to Edwards room. He was sitting on the bed.
"Hey," I whispered. He looked up at me from his book and his eyes went wide. I went over to his closet and found some clothes that were really cute. "How's Ali." I asked and he laughed.
"Awful. And the other three are still asleep. Alice is awake already and waiting downstairs."
"Good thing we already told Charlie I would be staying here." I said as I walked back to his bathroom.
"Yup." He said shortly. I pulled on the outfit and finished getting ready. I looked in the mirror and smiled slightly. Well, I don't look as bad as I feel, I thought. But really the aspirin was starting to work. I actually looked cute despite the hangover. I was wearing blue skinny jeans and I mean blue blue. (A/N: Outfit links on my profile!) Then a plain white T-shirt with a black, pink, green, and blue plaid shirt. I had it half buttoned. I then had black and white high tops on. For accessories (Cause Alice would kill me if I didn't include any,) I had a silver necklace that said 'Dream', and a bunch on silver and pink bracelets on my right arm. I just pulled my hair In a pony tail and was done with it. When I was all done I went into Edwards room, grabbed my stuff, and saw he was already done. I went down the stairs and saw Edward laughing, Esme cooking, and Alice with her head in her arms.
"Lights off mom!" Alice commanded and Esme just laughed.
"You shouldn't have been drinking Sweetie."
"Hey! Emmett would…" she started but I interrupted.
"Don't blame it all on my brother! You were the one saying 'Oh come on! What harm could one drink do?'" I told them while hugging Esme who became, basically, my second mom.
"Why do you feel better than I do?" Alice asked.
"Well, she didn't drink as much and I gave her the pills before I gave them to you." Edward said with a smirk.
"Where's the love?" Alice asked and I got a proper look of her as she stood up and went over to me. We hugged. "Oh yeah, here it is!" She cheered. "I see I'm finally rubbing off on you. You look cute!" We pulled back.
"I look cute? Your adorable!" I said honestly. She was wearing black skinny jeans, a shinny white shirt with black lip on it, pink, white, and black pumps, and a pink purse. She then had pink and black bracelets on arms, a necklace with a pink, black, gold, and a silver safety pin, and a pink headband with a giant pink bow on it. Her hair was more spiky then normal behind it.
"She's wearing too much pink." Edward commented.
"Oh shut it! I don't care what you think Yeah, Bells I liked it when I put it on!" Alice gushed. After a quick breakfast we were ready to go but neither Alice or me wanted to drive.
"We're riding with you, baby." I told Edward and he frowned.
"We have an early football meeting after school, I can't take you home." Edward told us.
"MOM! Have Rose pick me and Bella up after school!" Alice told her mom and Esme agreed. We started making our way out to the Volvo but Alice stopped us. "I have one question about yesterday."
"Shoot." Edward said and I cringed. "Sorry shouldn't have said that." I just shrugged.
"Did I seriously puke on Jacob's feet?"
Turns out that Alice, Edward, and I had most of the same classed together and we were very happy about that. Both me and Alice had our heads on our arms in third period so I didn't notice when Jacob walked up to me. Class hadn't started yet and we were getting seated. The tables fit four people.
"How you feelin' Bells?" Jacob asked me and I slowly lifted my head up. He grinned at me.
"Well, I'm eternally grateful to whoever invented aspirin." I told him and he laughed. "Here, make our table complete." I told him while patting the seat besides me. Jacob grinned and sat down and Edward tightened his grip on my arm. For the whole class Edward played with my left hand while Jacob played with my necklaces. I was more than happy when lunch came around but my mood faltered when I saw our table. Taken over by freshmen. Alice growled and Edward sighed.
"Happens every year and no Rose to scare them away this time. Lets find another table." Edward suggested and Alice and I just stared at him.
"No." We said at the same time and stalked over to the table. The table was filed with good looking guys but once again they were freshmen. I guess they were Jocks in middle school but didn't have time to try out for anything yet. They started checking Alice and I out and I noticed the cafeteria go quiet.
"Hey hotties wanna join us?" A blonde guy asked.
"No we want you to leave. Your at our table." Alice said. The group of boys laughed.
"What if we don't leave?" A different boy asked and then I felt Edwards arm around my shoulder. He had his other one around Alice.
"She'll probably kick you where the sun don't shine with her giant hells and Bella here, there's no telling what she'll do." Edward said with a laugh in his voice. I punched him in his side the same time Alice kissed his cheek. He laughed harder.
"You're…Edward Masen!" One of the boys said. I casted Alice a look and she laughed.
"Yea." Edward said with his crooked grin in place.
"You're a legend man! And this must be Alice! And the beautiful Bella Swan!" The blonde boy yelled.
"Yeah now move." Edward commanded and they complied. We sat down and they hovered around the table, not a one sitting down. Alice was laughing but I was holding mine back.
"A legend huh?" I asked and Edward blushed. He blushed. I started laughing.
"Yeah! Do you realize that Edward could get any girl he wanted?" My laughter stopped but Alice's just got stronger.
"I'm not stupid."
"But do you realize that because you've been with him you could have any guy?" The same guy asked me while pushing out his chest.
"I'll keep that in mind." Alice laughed even harder while Edward glared at that guy.
"And Alice you're a legend with Jasper! If you guys, you know…" Alice fell out of her seat.
"Walk away with your dignity intact." Edward advised and they scurried away. We all started laughing harder.
"A Legend?" I asked again. I then saw Ben hobble in on his crutches. He was doing better but still had to have physical therapy. I waved him over and he grinned. We voted before lunch that Ben could sit with us. We all voted in his favor.
"Freshmen boys always do this. Not just to Eddie here either. To Jazz and Em. Sorry we forgot to tell you. Oops!" Alice said brightly.
"Yeah I'm sure your sorry." I muttered sarcastically.
"Hey guys!" Ben greeted.
"Sit, and eat with us." I told him and he sat beside me. He wrapped an arm around my shoulder.
"I've been accepted into the exclusive cool group? Yay, me!" He said sarcastically with a grin.
"Yeah now don't blow it." I told him while eating my lunch.
"Cheerleading try outs are tomorrow after school, Bella!" Alice chirped.
"Your not going to make me try out are you?" I asked her nervously.
"You're great! We need you. Also you can vote for me for captain if you get in! It'll be great! Rose'll come and watch you too! Please?" She pouted and I covered my eyes.
"Stop pouting you know I can't say no to that!"
"So just say yes!" She reasoned. I opened one eye and saw Ben and Edward laughing silently and Alice pouting.
"Fine!" I huffed and she squealed.
"YAY!"
"I'm gonna make a fool out of myself," I grumbled.
"Would I let you?" She asked.
"Yes."
"Well, your right! But you wont! Your good. You're damn good. You're very flexible…"
"Fucking tell me about it," Edward grumbled and my face turned bright red.
"They heard that." I muttered to Edward as Alice and Ben doubled over in laughter. Edward turned bright red now and I joined in on the laughter.
"Are you a virgin?" Ben asked me.
"What are you a teenage girl now?" I asked Ben and Alice snickered.
"Answer the damn question."
"Um, well I was raped."
"Besides that. That doesn't count." Ben scowled.
"Yes she is because my older brother, while not a virgin himself, is a prude." Alice butted in. I leaned up against Ben in laughter as Edward yelled, loudly
"Shut up Ali!" People turned to look at us and Alice stood up and did a bow.
"I will kill you." Edward said between clenched teeth.
"Then that's our cue to go!" Alice stood up and pulled me out of the lunch room to go to Gym. We both had it 6th period this year. It sucked having it right after lunch but that was life.
"I love you." Edward muttered while kissing me.
"Mmhmm." I muttered. School was over and Edward had to go to his meeting. He had me pushed up against a wall, kissing me.
"Lets go! I don't like seeing my best friend and my brother make out!" Alice yelled while pulling Edward off of me. "I love you and I'll see you later. Say good bye Bella."
"Good bye Bella!" I said breathlessly.
"Smart ass." Alice muttered.
"See you later Edward. Love you." I called as I walked away.
"Love you too." He called back. We were thankful to see Rose's red convertible in the parking lot. Most of the cars were still there too. Rosalie climbed out of the car and people stopped what they were doing and rushed over to her. Alice and I laughed.
"Hey sexy." I called while walking over to her. I saw her and smiled. Rosalie was beautiful. She was wearing a cute red top, white shorts, and red and white fuzzy slippers. I chuckled and hugged her. She was then wearing a gold heart locket, and a gold leopard watch. Then get this she was wearing an Elmo hat tilted to the side a little. I pulled back, Alice hugged her and then we just stared at her.
"Get it out of your system." Rose sighed.
"Why are you wearing slippers?" Alice asked.
"Their comfy." She shrugged.
"They look like it." I said and she smiled at me.
"Anything else?" Roes asked.
"Yeah, not that it doesn't look cute but why are you wearing an Elmo hat?" I asked her and she sighed.
"Because Elmo is my secret lover, that's why." She said dryly.
"Ha, ha." I said equally dryly.
"Because I love Elmo?" Rose said it like a question.
"That works!" Alice cheered and Rose laughed.
"Ready to go home?" Rose asked us both, talking about the Cullen's.
"Yes!" Both me and Alice cheered.
"I'm gonna fuck up," I muttered as I stared at the other girls. I was at the cheerleading tryouts. They hadn't started yet though so Alice and I were standing by the bleachers with Rose.
"You will not." Alice sighed and then shot a glance at Rose who was doing her nails. "Rose some encouraging words?"
"Don't trip." Rose said. Alice got called by the rest of the cheerleading squad. Then they called all the girls to line up.
"Fuck me," I sighed. I started to walk away.
"Good luck, Bells!" Rose yelled and I rolled my eyes. "Shit!" She cursed. I turned around and saw she spilled her fingernail polish. I started laughing. The other girls joined in. "Do not laugh at me, stupid bitches!" Rose yelled and everyone, cheerleaders included, stopped laughing. Well, excluding Alice and I, we started laughing harder. She glowered.
"Well, it serves you right!" I said with a laugh.
"Karma comes back to bight you in the ass, Rosie." Alice agreed.
"I'll kill you both." Rosalie grumbled.
"Can we get started?" Someone else asked.
"That's our former captain! Do not disrespect her! Unless your aloud like Alice. Now you Bella…" Some blonde started but then Rosalie cut her off.
"She's aloud. She's one of my best friends! Of course she is."
"Ok lets get started."
"I don't know dad! I haven't checked yet." I told my dad while walking towards the sheet that told us who was a cheerleader and who wasn't. The list just went up and Rose was with us. Alice was on the phone with Jasper and Edward, Rose on the phone with Emmett, and I was on the phone with Charlie. Lets just say their phones were better than mine, much better. Alice had an IPhone, and Rose had a Blackberry Curve. I just had a blue flip phone.
"Well stay on the phone till you do."
"Why are you making a big deal out of this Charlie?"
"Because you're my only daughter and I love you."
"Bull shit Charlie."
"Watch your language young lady! And is it so hard to believe I'm happy about my daughter becoming a cheerleader?"
"Yeah because I'm going to be in a short skirt and a slutty top, jumping up and down in front of my boy friend and other horny young men." I told him.
"Oh. Is it too late to…not be a cheerleader." He asked as I stopped in front of the sheet. Alice and Rose squealed.
"Yup I'm officially a cheerleader." I said dryly.
"Shit."
"My thoughts exactly."
(Oh stupid Charlie! :D The cheerleading outfit and horny boys will be mentioned in later chapters. Probably not until Edward is gone. We don't have many chapters with him! *Tear* Yeah, SORRY! I hoped you liked it! Did I live up to expectations? I hope I did but I'm not good with them! I LOVE YOU!) P.S. I've already started with Ch 2 but I don't know when it'll get up! I have school sneaking up on me and I have to have fun with summer! :D I love you!