Alcohol can make a people do fucked up things. like running through horse town naked playing "who likes a ni**er" by Johnny rebel on the radio taped to my back. So this is the story on how I got sent to horse prison for racism, assault and public nudity
So there I was on a fine morning on horse land. I like to come here every once in a while to harass the natives. for the life of a king in medieval europe was stressful and I needed some fun.
So what do I do in horse land you ask? Well I mostly just get drunk and go harass the horses in the nearby town and because I couldn't be bothered to remember the name I just called it horse town.
As i was drinking the crappy ottoman wine I had an drunken idea. On one of my adventures to the "dixie land" dimension i had stolen a radio from some racist american idiots and so i took off my french clothes "i wish i had worn the russian ones today" i thought as i kicked off my shoes and poured honey all over myself then taped the radio to my back "alright lets do this!" I yelled running into horse town.
/twilight pov/
Twilight had gone to go for a walk down the streets of horse town when the heard weird noises and they where getting closer. Then she saw the naked honey covered human running towards her "dear celesta not this again" she thought as she remembered when he hit her with the soup ladle
"but a mule earns his livin by the sweat of his neck while a ni**er sits down and draws a gov't check the ni**er should be smarter, as a general rule but in a spelling contest, I'd pick the mule"
Twilight could hear the lyrics as he ran towards her. "hell yea power to the south!" Twilight heard a familiar voice yell behind her.
"applejack?" Twilight said looking behind her and applejack (and a large crowd) was standing there her face red
"t-twilight I was just um..." Applejack stammered trying to think of what to say. "wha-" twilight started before she was hit in the back of the head with a soup ladle. "I AM KING OF THE POLANS" he yelled drunkenly. Applejack taking this time to slip away
And so the crowd watched the king run around the town with the guards trying to catch him for 20 minutes before he was finally brought to jail. But cause horse technology is shit he escaped
"and that's how I got in horse prison" he said finishing his story "your full of shit grandpa" his grandson replied
THE END
/an/ fun fact cazimirz was the first European leader to ban slavery so this is a bit ooc but whatever plz r8 m8s