Author's Note: Another attempt at another humor/romance fic with this blast from the past. Anyway this will be a Two-Shotter I hope you guys enjoy.

Disclaimer: I do not own Ace Ventura.

It's A Jungle Of Venturas

Chapter 1

Ace's Jungle Boogie

After returning from Africa, Ace went back to Miami and return to Melissa he was able to tell her about his breakdown and what went down while he was in Africa. Melissa was okay with Ace who deflowered a princess because the Time that they had together was casual even though they didn't fully develop the relationship.

"So what seems to be next for you Ace?" Melissa asked.

"Well maybe..., no truly after seeing a married couple getting out of my breakdown of failing to save an animal, it led me to believe of course that life is short. And pretty much when I was running from the tribes all I could think about, was making someone happy and starting a family of my own. But most of all I realized that even though our relationship seemed casual, in which I admit still I'm no damn good for you."

"Ace..." Melissa stopped him there because she felt something within him reaching deep inside himself. "I'll decide who's good for me. And right now I would love to see if our relationship can turn into something more than just casual encounters."

Ace soon smiled.

"Really?"

Melissa smiled wider as she really wanted to be with Ace.

"Really."

"Well then as I said before... Once you're inside my head there's no turning back baby. So are you willing to handle this animal-loving, self-essentric, asshole?"

"Emilio told me about what Finkle or should I say at the time: "Einhorn" said when he tried to make a move on you. And if this bony little bitch can handle a man so essentric, full of love and energy. Then I can handle anything."

"Well then... welcome to the Ventura Jungle."

Soon after he kissed Melissa wildly and they ended up making love softly not Ace's way of making love, but for once it didn't have to be wild.

Two months later they finally got married and went honeymooning they ended up going to the Amazon. While they were there they had spent time looking around the rainforest and seeing all the exotic animals some of which had came to Ace as he was feeling welcomed even a few of the parrots there felt a little comfortable to land on Melissa's shoulders. As both Ace and Melissa had their fun, they went somewhere for dinner later after. Just when they were about to be finished Melissa looked at Ace all hungrily licking her lips.

"Let's skip the rest of dinner and go for desert baby."

"The way you said it sounds like mating words, Mrs. Ventura."

Melissa gave out a sexy growl and licked her lips hungrily once again soon Ace had a wide smile.

"Ask and you shall receive. Let's boogie!"

Without a second to waste they paid and ended up going to their treetop suite Ace and Melissa kissed each other hungrily as they ended up rapidly taking their clothes off with Melissa being first taking off Ace's tuxedo and shoes until he was naked. But Ace, he waited. He placed Melissa on the bed and crawled inside of her long black dress while he was getting to her core, he slowly kissed both of her legs until he got to her core. Giving the entrance a little nudge had Melissa more wet and when Ace felt her wet he bit on her wet black panties and pulled down like a dog who was playing tug of war with clothing. Once he got them off her, what happened next Melissa couldn't believe yet even though she did make love to him last time, still she couldn't believe it. Ace was licking at her womanhood which was now making Melissa crazy.

"Oh, Ace...! Mmm!"

Biting her lip and shaking her head she was once again in pure bliss and it wasn't long before she had her orgasm at that point. Ace softly bit her sweet spot and growled like a dog while Melissa was still having her orgasm. Increasing the volume and pitch to his growl, Melissa was now in ecstasy as another orgasm was coming to her like there was no tomorrow.

"Ace I'm coming again!"

And just as her first orgasm stopped her second was even stronger. Ace lapped up some of her juices and took the time to unclasp her bra. Next, Ace got out from under her dress, untied the black sash from it, zipped the back of it down, and pulled it off her letting it lie near the heap of clothes and soon after her black dress pumps joined the clothes and Melissa was now naked. Ace soon took the sash and wrapped it around her eyes, blindfolding her and with her bra and wet panties, he tied her hands with them, and Melissa just let him do all of this not because she loves and trusts him, but was already too spent on her energy to move, yet her body still ached for more. and soon after one more lick near her wet entrance in which he shared some of her juices with her, Ace stood near the edge of the bed and grabbed her by her ankles, letting the silkiness of the bed please her as he dragged her little by little to him the pleasure heightened for her as she felt that at anytime Ace can quickly stick his hard shaft inside her, her body was expecting it but for her to be blindfolded Melissa became anxious.

"Ace... Please..."

"Don't worry baby it's almost over."

Ace was done dragging her down the bed his manhood was mere centimeters away from Melissa's love tunnel. Without another question he tightened his grip on her ankles and rammed into her hard making her scream in pleasurable ecstasy and he kept on going harder and harder inside her. The grunting and the moaning was music to the ears of the Amazon as animals were calling out to each other. After Ace had spent 2 rounds spilling his seed inside her they ended up going into doggy style and continued going hard. Melissa was barely able to balance herself with her tied up arms but it felt like they were ready to give out at any time.

"Ohh, yeah Melissa! Yeah!"

Ace had yet another orgasm and soon after Melissa's arms gave out Ace went one more round making her have an orgasm before he flipped her on her back.

Ace took off the blindfold and her lingerie and like a magnet, Melissa's arms were grabbing hard on his back and her legs were tightly wrapped around his hips. They spent minutes tongue kissing, as their tongues were doing the dance of love, Ace pushed harder into her panting and grunting while Melissa gave out screams of pleasure and ecstasy. When they both were close to their orgasms they were getting louder and louder.

"Ace I'm coming."

"Mmm! Me too baby! Me too..."

"Ace! Ace...!"

Ace spilled his seed inside her with such force that it made Melissa's body lock up and tighten around him she scratched his back to the point where she almost drew blood and soon after he was finish unloading inside her she spilled herself on him. They kissed for a while until they were about to go to sleep in which then Ace had a question.

"So, are you happy with the child we're about to have, Melissa Ventura?"

Melissa only smiled back.

"I couldn't be more happier, Ace Ventura."

"Well good."

With that they kissed again before they went to sleep as they dreamt about their future together.

And as the future was mere years plus later they were still married with a son in who they call him after his father: Ace Ventura Jr.