Binas: Yes, I came up with a better version of Warped. Now how Naruto gets to the A:TLA universe is different. Let's say Naruto needs to remember his own Jutsu, especially if Jiraiya is around... When it takes place, after Phantom Planet, during the Time Skip between Part 1 and Shippuden, and during Book 3: Fire. Sabrina will not make an appearance and will be replaced by Jiraiya. Hey can't any A:TLA/Naruto/DP crossover have a bit of Pervy-Sage?
Characters to work with:
Danny Fenton/Phantom
Naruto Uzumaki
Jiraiya the Pervy Sage AKA Little Pervert
All of Team Avatar
Jiraiya: Hey! I'm not a little pervert! I'm a big one! And your kinda cute for a 15 year old...
Binas: O.O BACK OFF YOU PERVERT! *Snaps fingers and a piano falls on the pervert* Much better.
Naruto: *Laughs at Jiraiya's situation* She gave you what you deserved Pervy Sage!
Jiraiya: Shut up you knucklehead... Don't you have something better to do?
Naruto: Nope!
Danny: *Backs away slowly*
Binas: This little disclaimer goes for everything that is not Original that I made from here on in... I OWN NOTHING. If you still think I'm claiming something that's not mine, go bury yourself in a ditch because you are dumber than Naruto when he goes into the Girl's Bath House.
Naruto: HEY! Take that back!
Binas: At least I didn't say you were dumber Goldie Locks...
Danny: *Snickers at the nickname*
Naruto: What's so funny?
Danny: Goldie Locks. As in Goldie Locks and the Three Bears! *Falls over laughing while holding his stomach*
*Naruto gets the white eyes of shock and his jaw drops*
Naruto: YOU ARE NICKNAMING ME AFTER A FAIRY TAIL!? NOOOOOOO!
In the Ghost Zone...
Danny is flying through the place relaxing. He decided to relax in here because in Amity Park everyone was crowding his flying space. Too bad he was not watching where he was flying, cause he fell into a Natural Portal to 'Who Knows Where'.
In some random field...
"So what was that new Jutsu you have been working on Blondie?", Jiraiya asked looking impatient.
"It's an awesome Teleportation Jutsu! We can teleport anywhere we want with it! BELIEVE IT!", Naruto shouted jumping around eagerly.
'Why do I feel like this knucklehead's new Jutsu is gonna be trouble? I hope it can take me to a hot spring full of ladies.', Jiraiya thought.
"Leaf Village Secret Jutsu: Teleportation Jutsu!", Naruto shouted and both him and Jiraiya were surrounded in a warping fog.
'Please be a hot spring filled with ladies! Please be a hot spring filled with ladies!', Jiraiya thought eagerly.
In the Fire Nation...
Appa was disguised as a calm puffy white cloud to hide Aang and the rest of Team Avatar.
"I think I see a cave below.", Aang said.
"Shh... keep quiet!", Sokka yelled.
Appa landed and Aang dispelled the cloud. Sokka jumped off and hide by a rock like a spy.
"Great job with the cloud cameo, but next time, let's disguise ourselves as the kind of cloud that knows how to keep its mouth shut.", Sokka complained.
"Yeah, we wouldn't want a bird to hear us chatting up there and turn us in.", Toph remarked sarcastically.
"Hey, we're in enemy territory.", Sokka said and pointed upwards to a group of birds, "Those are enemy birds."
A bird jumps on top of Sokka's head squawks causing the others to laugh. Team Avatar enters the cave.
Somewhere near the cave...
A puff of smoke and a green portal appear near simultaneously. Danny falls out of the portal on to his face, Naruto and Jiraiya have a rather peacefully landing. Danny spits the dirt from his mouth. Jiraiya looks at the surrounding area in disappointment.
"Where are the hot ladies?", Jiraiya asked.
'Pervert.', Naruto and Danny thought.
"So who are you guys?", Danny asked.
"I'm Naruto Uzumaki! I'm gonna be Hokage one day! BELIEVE IT!", Naruto said excitedly.
Danny looked at Jiraiya.
"I'm the most awesome and handsome Toad Sage, JIRAIYA!", Jiraiya shouted.
Danny sweat dropped as he rose into the air and backed away slowly.
"You guys are weirder than the Box Ghost...", Danny said, "By the way, I'm Danny."
Naruto went wide eyed as he noticed something.
"AHHHHHHH! GHOST! DON'T HURT ME PLEASE!", Naruto screamed as he tried to run away but Jiraiya grabbed him, "LET ME GO PERVY-SAGE!"
Danny looked at Naruto with one eyebrow raised.
"This is for teleporting us into the middle of nowhere you idiot!", Jiraiya said and handed Naruto over to Danny.
"Why would I hurt people? I rescue them from the malicious ones.", Danny said.
"You don't hurt people?", Naruto asked.
"I am one of the few good ghosts.", Danny said.
"Oh. I guess your okay. Just don't scare me like that again!", Naruto said.
Jiraiya was both disappointed and relieved. He was glad this one wouldn't kill Naruto but not glad because Naruto wasn't going to learn his lesson.
"Now I suppose you know how to reverse that Jutsu you invented, half pint.", Jiraiya said.
"Uhhh... Would a no cut it?", Naruto asked sheepishly while playing with his fingers.
Jiraiya's eye twitched and he dropped Naruto.
"YOU IDIOT!", Jiraiya shouted, "If you need me, I'm gonna see if I can managed to smuggle some research in."
"Research? Is it for a history project?", Danny asked.
"It's not that. Besides, you don't even want to know.", Naruto whispered into Danny's ear.
"Why is that?", Danny asked.
Before Naruto could even speak a word, Jiraiya's giggled was heard. He was using his telescope to view somewhere on the ground.
"Ooo! She looks nice! That red cape looks great on her! I wonder what under neath all of those clothes!", Jiraiya said.
Danny sweat dropped with Naruto. Danny backed away slowly.
"Is it just me or how he picks up girl's worse than Tucker's?", Danny asked.
"What is Tucker's pick up for girls?", Naruto asked.
"Here's it word for word. 'Hi I'm Tucker Foley, TF as in Too Fine'.", Danny said.
"That's really bad but better than Pervy-Sage's method.", Naruto said wrinkling his nose at the odd line.
Soon a wave of water slammed into Jiraiya followed by some boulders appearing, launching him into the air. Jiraiya screamed. He eventually landed between Danny and Naruto.
"Those girls pack quite a punch...", Jiraiya said, "They kick butt just like Lady Tsunade."
Soon some boulders held Jiraiya in place.
"Alright old guy, why were you asking those questions? You know we are only kids!", A short girl with black hair in a bun said.
A boy with short hair and arrow tattoos came out from behind a rock looking annoyed. Another boy with a short pony tail and was in armor came out holding a boomerang as if it were a weapon. Beside the short girl was another girl with a braid with hair loopies in a blue dress, she looked furious.
"Please! It was just for research for my novel series!", Jiraiya pleaded.
Danny looked disturbed and floated farther away. Naruto face palmed. The boy with tattoos looked even more disturbed than Danny. The boy with the ponytail got even angrier, same went for the two girls.
"WHAT?! I'm not letting you write about my sister like that!", The ponytail boy shouted and threw his boomerang at Jiraiya.
Jiraiya held his head where the boomerang hit him.
"Ow! Okay! Okay! I'm sorry!", Jiraiya said.
"I had no idea the Fire Nation had perverted old men.", Toph said spitting on the ground.
"Who are you guys and what's a Fire Nation?", Danny asked.
"I'm Aang and this is Katara, Toph, and Sokka.", The boy with tattoos said.
"I'm Naruto, and this is my sensei Jiraiya, also known as Pervy-Sage, and this is Danny, we just ran into him.", Naruto said.
"The Fire Nation is only the most evil place in the world!", Sokka said looking at Danny as if he were an idiot.
"Are you guys talking about the Land of Fire?", Naruto asked rubbing his eye.
"Is that what you call the Fire Nation?", Sokka asked looking at Naruto as if he were an idiot now.
"Please let me talk knuckleheads. I think what Naruto is trying to say is if The Land of Fire and this Fire Nation the same place. Here's our map to help clear confusion.", Jiraiya said and pulled out a map.
"Are you sure this is a real map?", Danny and Sokka asked.
"Where's Canada? The United States? China? India? Russia? Russia's huge!", Danny said, "This is a real map!"
Danny showed his map.
"Seriously? Are those maps made up?", Sokka asked.
"NO THEY AREN'T!", Danny and Naruto yelled.
Sokka shielded himself from the flying spit.
"Calm down! I'm sure there's an easy explanation.", Sokka said.
"Maybe we time traveled!", Naruto said.
"Naruto, only the Fourth Hokage knows Time Travel Jutsu.", Jiraiya said.
"Oh...", Naruto said as he slumped over.
"I know how I wound up in this place. I wasn't paying attention where I was flying and landed in a portal.", Danny said.
"Are you an Airbender?!", Aang asked excitedly.
"No, whatever that is. I'm a ghost.", Danny said.
"At least you aren't gonna hurt me because your a good ghost.", Naruto said in relief once more.
"Wait a minute. It was the Jutsu you invented you idiot!", Jiraiya said.
"Sorry... Maybe I can invent one to get us home... Thought it would be easier if i could remember the one I invented...", Naruto said sheepishly as he shrunk away.
Jiraiya sighed.
"This could be a while.", Jiraiya said.
"So where are you guys off to?", Danny asked.
"We are going to go find some Fire Nation disguises. You guys, except Jiraiya need new clothes.", Sokka said.
Later on the way to a Fire Nation house with clothes...
Aang was forced to have one of Naruto's Transformation Jutsu done on him. He now looked like a five year old version of himself with hair without the tattoos.
"So the Fire Nation must really like red. No wonder why you said I didn't need any changes.", Jiraiya said passing some civilians.
Danny rolled his eyes.
"Red hair is much better than red clothes. I want to keep my orange track suit.", Naruto said.
"I still don't know how you are able to remain stealth when you are wearing something that screams 'here I am, now please kill me', Naruto.", Jiraiya said.
"If Pervy-Sage wants me to change, I'll change...", Naruto said, "Sexy Jutsu!"
Naruto transformed into a naked lady with smoke covering her and blew a few kisses. Jiraiya went into Pervert Mode and giggled at the sight. Katara and Toph fumed. Aang, Danny, and Sokka passed out with a nosebleed. Naruto released the Jutsu and laughed at them. Danny unknown to them transformed back into his human half.
"Where did the pretty lady go?", Jiraiya asked.
"That so called pretty lady is the Fish Cake here!", Toph shout launching Naruto into the air with her Earthbending.
Once Naruto landed on the ground he quickly got up.
"My name means Maelstrom not Fish Cake!", Naruto shouted.
"It actually means both, knucklehead.", Jiraiya said.
"Sweetness...", Toph grinned, "You just earned a nickname that matched your name."
"What happened to Danny?", Sokka asked.
Sokka woke up to see Danny's human form. Katara, Naruto, Jiraiya, and the now awake Aang look at Danny.
"Who is that kid?", Naruto asked.
'Danny must have been forced to transform into this weaker form after the lady made him pass out.', Jiraiya thought.
"That's Danny you guys. He has the exact same vibrations he gave off earlier when he landed on the ground.", Toph said.
"We'll let it slide. I've seen weirder.", Sokka said.
Danny woke up looking around like the clueless guy he was.
"What did I miss?", Danny asked.
Later...
Danny finished explaining the whole half ghost thing and clearing up all confusion. Naruto thought it was cool cause he never heard of Halfas. Aang and the reset of Team Avatar were curious how it was even possible, but Danny didn't want to explain it. Jiraiya was curious himself.
'If Orochimaru found a way to find Danny, he would have no mercy on the poor guy.', Jiraiya thought.
'Who knew Halfas were so awesome! They are like shinobi!', Naruto thought.
'I wonder how this happened for him to be caught in a limbo like this.', Aang thought.
At the Fire Nation clothes house...
Team Avatar, Jiraiya, Naruto, and Danny {still in human form} peeked out from behind some rock formations.
"I don't know about this. These clothes belong to somebody.", Aang said.
"This for girls.", Danny muttered under his breath.
"I'm keeping my track suit!", Naruto yelled.
Jiraiya frowned and shook his head.
"I call the silk robe!", Katara yelled.
Katara ran up and snatched some clothes from the line.
"But if it's essential to our survival... then I call the suit!", Aang said and snatched the suit from the line.
"I will go pick something out for Naruto just in case if he changes his mind...", Jiraiya said walking to the line to search.
The clothing searched continued for a bit. Sokka was holding clothes up to himself and became satisfied with a robe. Danny settled for some baggy red pants and a red shirt with red shoes. Jiraiya picked out for Naruto some red orange shirts and pants. Naruto shrugged.
"At least it's some form of orange.", Naruto said.
"Ta-dah! Normal kid.", Aang said putting on a belt on his head like a headband.
"I feel ridiculous.", Danny said crossing his arms.
"Hm... I should probably wear shoes. But then I won't be able to see as well.", Toph said and sat down, "Sorry, shoes."
Toph tore a hole through one of the shoes and the sole slapped Sokka in the face. Naruto couldn't help but laugh at Sokka's face.
"Finally, a stylish shoe for the blind Earthbender.", Toph said standing up.
"How do I look?", Katara asked.
Aang blushes and scratches his neck. He snapped out of it when he noticed something off.
"Uh... your mom's necklace.", Aang pointed out.
"Oh, oh, yeah. I guess it's pretty obviously Water Tribe, isn't it?", Katara said taking it off sadly.
Naruto could tell that the necklace was precious to her and decided to never pull a prank with it.
At a jewelry stand...
Katara purchased a Fire Nation necklace, Toph got a red head band, Sokka got a top knot holder, Danny got a few Fire Nation arm bands, and Jiraiya got him self a top not holder to place in his very long ponytail. Aang put Momo in his suit while Naruto was trying to stay still in the corner that Jiraiya put him in.
"You can get up now squirt.", Jiraiya said.
"Finally!", Naruto said.
"I used to visit my friend Kuzon here a hundred years ago. So, everyone just follow my lead and stay cool. Or, as they say in the Fire Nation, stay flamin'.", Aang said and started marching around like a goof, "Greetings, my good hotman."
A man who was eating a stick of meat looked at Aang weirdly. Jiraiya and Danny were questioning Aang's slang. Naruto tried not to laugh at the irony.
"Uh, hi. I guess...", The man said as Sokka shrugged.
Soon they reached a meat stand. Everyone but Aang wasn't disturbed by it.
"Oh, we're going to a meat place?", Aang asked.
"Come on, Aang, everyone here eats meat. Even the meat.", Sokka said pointing to a cow hippo hybrid eating rotten meat with flies.
Danny, Naruto, Aang, and Jiraiya were grossed out.
"I can see why my friend is an Ultra Recyclo Vegetarian now.", Danny said.
"That's just sick!", Naruto said looking a bit green in the face.
"You guys go ahead. We'll just get some lettuce out of the garbage.", Aang said and walked off with Danny and Naruto.
"I'm gonna go gather some research.", Jiraiya said running away.
Aang, Danny, and Naruto were now in the middle of the street on their own.
"Hotman. Hotman. Hotman. Hotman. Hotman. Hotman.", Aang said to random people.
"I'm sure that slang is out dated.", Danny whispered to Naruto.
"Yep. It is.", Naruto said.
Three soldiers come up to the small trio. Aang gets a nervous look.
"Fire Nation Soldiers. Act natural.", Aang whispered.
"It's over. We caught you three."
"Who, us?", Aang asked looking guilty.
"It couldn't be more obvious that you don't belong here."
Aang, Danny, and Naruto give pathetic guilty looks.
"Next time you play hooky, you might wanna take off your school uniform like your two other friends."
The three laugh nervously and are dragged away by the soldiers.
In a Fire Nation classroom...
The soldiers dump Naruto, Aang, and Danny into the room.
"Oh. Are these new minds ready for molding?", Ms. Kwan asked.
"Believe it!", Naruto shouted with sarcasm.
"That's right.", Danny said nervously.
"Let the molding begin.", Aang said knocking on his head.
"Wait a minute.", Ms. Kwan said, "You're not from the Fire Nation. Clearly you're from the colonies."
"Yeah, the colonies, of course. The Fire Nation colonies in the Earth Kingdom.", Aang said.
'Nice save...', Naruto and Danny thought.
"Your etiquettes are terrible. In the homeland, we bow to our elders.", Ms. Kwan said and bowed, "Like so."
"Sorry, ma'am.", Aang, Danny, and Naruto said and bowed.
Danny and Naruto managed to do it correctly, Aang got a small tap to his hands. A girl in the room showed him how it's really done and Aang copies it.
"And we don't wear head coverings indoors you two.", Ms. Kwan said.
"Mine's is worn for cultural purposes and shows rank in the colony I'm from.", Naruto said quickly.
"Very well. I will let it slide for you.", Ms. Kwan said and turned to Aang.
"Um... I have a scar. It's really embarrassing.", Aang said.
"Very well. What is your names? Or should we just call you three 'Mannerless Colony Slobs'?", Ms. Kwan asked.
"I'm Danny.", Danny said.
"I'm Naruto!", Naruto said happily.
Aang chuckles.
"Just 'slob' is fine. Or, uh, Kuzon.", Aang said.
The bell rings and the kids go outside. Danny is holding a few scrolls. He was glad Sam taught him how to read other languages and was finished learning Chinese and Japanese. Naruto had his hands behind his head looking bored. Aang opened his uniform's top to talk to Momo.
"Don't let the headmaster catch you with that monkey."
The three turned around to see On Ji.
"What monkey?", Aang asked.
"Don't worry, I'm not a tattletale. My name's On Ji. I like your headbands, by the way."
Hide walks by bumping the three on purpose. Naruto and Danny glare at Hide.
"On Ji, you don't have to baby-sit the new kids.", Hide said.
"Wow. You must be one of those popular kids I've been hearing about.", Aang said bowing.
"That's right. Now listen, friends. I know you three are from the colonies, so I'll say this slowly.", Hide said and gets into the trio's faces and pokes Aang, "On Ji is my girlfriend. Don't forget it."
Momo tries to get out of Aang's shirt and Aang pushes him back in as Hide signifies to Aang that he is watching him and begins to leave. Naruto gets a mischievous foxy grin that would send his whole village to the mountains.
"Are you sure about that!? Pervy-Sage can scratch me with words better than that!", Naruto shouted.
Danny and Aang restrained Naruto.
"What did you say Fish Cake?", Hide asked.
"He said nothing!", Danny said quickly.
"It better be just be nothing.", Hide said walking away once more.
"It was nice meeting you.", Aang said waving.
"I don't believe it, he didn't beat you three up. Not even a little. Especially after what he said.", Shoji said.
"I guess we're just lucky.", Aang said.
"We were on our way to play hide and explode. You guys wanna come?", Shoji asked.
"We'd love to!", Naruto and Aang said running off.
"Sure.", Danny said and followed.
Later in the cave...
Jiraiya was lying the ground, passed out from his 'research'. Toph and Sokka were relaxing. Katara was tending to dinner.
Aang, Naruto, and Danny slide down the cave wall and entered. Aang was covered in scorch marks while Danny and Naruto had none because of their fast healing/recovery rates.
"Where have you three been? We've been worried sick.", Katara said.
"We got invited to play with some kids after school.", Aang said removing the belt from his head.
Sokka quickly got up like a stiff board that was being lifted by a rope until he was upright. He was not amused and rather shocked.
"AFTER WHAT?!", Sokka shouted waking Jiraiya up.
"Come on! I was having a great dream and you ruined it Sokka!", Jiraiya said.
"We enrolled in a Fire Nation school, and we're going back tomorrow.", Aang said.
"ENROLLED IN WHAT?!", Sokka screamed right just before fainting and fell down like a stiff log.
Naruto chuckled at Sokka's stunt.
After Sokka woke up...
"Aang, I'm trying to be mature and not immediately shoot down your idea, but it sounds... really terrible.", Sokka said.
"Yeah, we got our outfits. What do you need to go to school for?", Toph asked.
"Well knucklehead here could actually learn to like learning if he would not flunk it.", Jiraiya said looking at Naruto.
"I only failed the academy three times!", Naruto said defensively.
Danny did a spit take at that and everyone except Jiraiya looked at him.
"Every minute I'm in that classroom, I'm learning new things about the Fire Nation. I already have a picture of Fire Lord Ozai.", Aang said holding up a portrait, "And here's one that I made out of noodles!"
Aang holds up a decent picture of Ozai made out of noodles.
"And here's mine made from random junk I found outside.", Naruto said holding up his picture of Ozai.
Naruto's had buttons, rocks, broken pieces of material, and a few pieces of dead animals like bird claws. Everyone frowned at it.
"Naruto got into a lot of trouble for that one.", Danny said, "The teacher said it's an insult to Fire Man Ozai."
Naruto snickered at the name Danny gave Ozai.
"Impressive on Aang's part, I admit, but I still think it's too dangerous.", Sokka said but was disgusted by Naruto's picture.
"I guess we'll never find out about the secret river then. It goes right to the Fire Lord's palace. We were supposed to learn about it in class tomorrow.", Aang said.
Danny and Naruto looked at Aang confused.
"Hmm, I am a fan of secret rivers... Fine, let's stay a few more days.", Sokka said.
'That lie was fully baked and not even questioned! How did he do it!? Mine's are always questioned.', Danny thought.
"Flamey-o, hotman!", Aang shouted and ran off.
"Flamey-o?", Sokka asked and Katara shrugged.
Next day in class...
Ms. Kwan walked into the room with an emotionless look on her face.
"Good morning class. Recite the Fire Nation oath.", Ms. Kwan said.
All the students got up.
"My life I give to my country, with my hands I fight for Fire Lord Ozai and our forefathers before him.", the class said.
"I pledge of allegiance-", Danny said.
"Ramen. Ramen. Ramen-", Naruto said hoping everyone would buy it.
"Fire Lord... forefathers...", Aang said struggling.
"With my mind I seek ways to better my country, and with my feet may our March of Civilization continue."
"Of United States of-"
"Ramen. Ramen. Ramen-"
"Firebenders... Fire Lord... wah, bah, blah, blah."
The class could no longer contain their laughter and burst. Naruto laughed along as well. Ms. Kwan looked at everyone annoyed/sternly.
"Since it's obviously hilarious to mock our national oath, we'll begin with a pop quiz on our great March of Civilization.", Ms. Kwan said causing the class to groan, "Question one: What year did Fire Lord Sozin battle the Air Nation army?"
Naruto raised his hand.
"Naruto?", Ms. Kwan said.
"Um. After they finished the year of Ramen?", Naruto asked.
Ms. Kwan looked at Naruto in disbelief as the class laughed.
"Since when is there a year of Ramen? I'm not even sure what Ramen is.", Ms. Kwan said, "Did you make that up?"
Naruto went wide eyed.
"NOOOO RAMEN! THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE!", Naruto screamed.
Aang decided to raise his hand.
"Kuzon?", Ms. Kwan called out.
"Is that a trick question? The Air Nomads didn't have a formal military. Sozin defeated them by ambush.", Aang said everyone to look at him in disbelief.
"Well, I don't know how you could possibly know more than our national history book. Unless you were there a hundred years ago.", Ms. Kwan said.
"He traveled there recently with grandpa to learn more about their way of life!", Naruto shouted out of the blue.
"Very well then.", Ms. Kwan said.
Aang mouthed 'Thank you for saving me there' to Naruto, and he nodded. Danny was clueless of all of that.
Later in the music room...
Everyone in the class room, except for the teacher, had an instrument. Aang and Danny were playing the Tsungi Horns while Naruto had no instrument in hand. He begged for the position he was in. Soon Danny and Aang went wild on the Tsungi horn while doing a goofy dance. Naruto did the least expected... He started singing... Horribly.
"Bow chicka wow wow! Bow chicka wow wow!", Naruto sang so badly some of the kid's ears started bleeding.
'Oh my. He's worse than Tucker when it comes to singing!', Danny thought while covering his ears.
The teacher looked at Naruto with his hands over his ears.
"Get out of here.", The teacher said.
Naruto gave a lightning glare at the teacher and did a familiar hand sign.
"SEXY JUTSU!", Naruto shouted and became a naked lady.
Naruto blew kisses at the teacher causing all the males in the classroom to get a nosebleed. The females however glared at him. The teacher recovered and got up. He was not amused.
"Get out of here right now, or do I have to get the soldiers to drag you out of here?!", The teacher asked.
Naruto stomped out with a floating anger sign above his head. The music teacher turned to Danny and Aang who recovered from the fainting.
"As for you two, what was that hullabaloo going on with your feet. Is that a nervous disorder?", The teacher asked.
"We were just dancing. You do dances here in the homeland, right?", Aang said.
"Not really, no.", a now fully recovered student said.
"Dancing is not conducive to a proper learning environment. Young people must have rigid discipline and order.", The teacher said.
"But what about expressing yourself?", Danny asked.
"I know sometimes we're so ruled by our love for our nation that we can't control our own bodies. If you two must, you may march in place quietly next time the urge hits you.", The teacher said.
The class resumes playing. Aang and Danny start marching but stop instantly with glum looks.
After school in the court yard...
Aang, Naruto, and Danny walk through the yard as the students huddle and whisper among each other. The trio soon ran into On Ji who waves at them.
"Uh, hi, Kuzon, Naruto, and Danny. I really liked that crazy dance that the two of you were doing were doing. I also enjoyed the singing you were doing Naruto.", On Ji said with an honest smile.
"Thanks. I can sing again if you want me too.", Naruto said.
"Thanks On Ji, we could show it to you again if you like.", Aang said.
"AH!", The trio screamed as a blast of fire was sent at them.
"What'd you say, colony trash? You're gonna show her something?", Hide asked.
"Just some dance movements.", Aang said.
"And I was just gonna sing her the song she liked again.", Naruto said.
"Nobody shows my On Ji anything, especially movements or even sings to her!", Hide shouted.
"You big jerk!", Naruto growled, "You don't even care for what she wants! It's all about you!"
On Ji looked at Naruto with surprise.
"What was that?", Hide asked.
"You heard me meat head! Your jerk who doesn't even care! Your worse than scum!", Naruto shouted.
"Why you little...", Hide said and threw a punch at Naruto just for a log to appear in his place, "Huh?!"
Hide turned his attention to find Aang was the only one there. He throws a punch at Aang just for Aang to dodge it. The other students gather around to watch. Hide continues trying to punch at Aang, but he continuously evades with ease, much to Hide's frustration. Aang gets behind Hide's back and moves to the side to match Hide's movements. Aang knocks back Hide by butting him. Hide tries to strike Aang two more times, but Aang slides behind Hide through his legs. Hide tries punching Aang two more times and falls down as Aang side steps and trips him.
Danny, who was invisible, phased a frog into Hide's pants. He squealed and ran around attempting to ride his pants of the frog.
The headmaster arrived to see the scene with Naruto, Aang, and Danny standing there as Hide feel to the ground and fake sobbed as the frog left his pants.
"Picking fights on your second day? We need to have a conference to discuss your punishment. Bring your parents to my office after school.", The headmaster said to the trio.
"Parents? But-", Aang, Danny, and Naruto said.
"Don't be late!", The headmaster said as he left.
Hide got up and followed and sneered at the trio.
Later in the headmaster's office...
Aang, Danny, Jiraiya, and Naruto were sitting in four chairs. Naruto had a bored look, Danny had a bad poker face, and Aang looked guilty.
"Thank you for coming, Mr...", The headmaster started.
"Namikaze. Jiraiya Namikaze. Their grandpa and only guardian.", Jiraiya said.
{Since I don't know Jiraiya's last name, I decided to have him use the Fourth Hokage's last name as a cover up.}
"Mr. Namikaze, your grandsons have been enrolled here for two days and they are already causing problems. Kuzon has argued with his history teacher, all three of them disrupted music class, and roughed up my star pupil.", The headmaster said.
"I would expect those things from Naruto. He's a trouble maker but has a good heart. As for Danny and Aang, I would never expect the arguing and beating up someone coming from them.", Jiraiya said.
"That's what any parent would say, Sir. Nonetheless, you're forewarned; if they act up one more time, I'll have them sent to reform school- by which I mean the coal mines. Are we clear?", The head master said.
"I will be sure to burn it into their heads. And when we get home I'm gonna discuss the punishments for them. As for Naruto, I'm going have to think of a way to get this through his thick head.", Jiraiya said.
"That's what I like to hear.", The headmaster said.
Naruto, Jiraiya, Danny, and Aang leave the office.
Later that night in the cave...
"That settles it! No more school for you, young men!", Sokka said wearing his Wang Fire disguise and strokes his false beard.
"How many times do I have to tell you? No one is going to buy a teenage boy being a grown up.", Jiraiya said looking at Sokka.
"I'm not ready to leave yet. I'm having fun for once, just being a normal kid. You don't know what it's like, Sokka. You get to be normal all the time.", Aang said.
"Same here! I finally know what it's like to be part of the crowd!", Naruto said pouting.
"And I finally feel normal once more! You have no idea what it's like to be constantly fighting ghosts 24/7!", Danny said looking annoyed.
"Ha ha.", Toph said gaining a glare from Sokka.
"Listen guys, those kids at school are the future of the Fire Nation. If we want to change this place for the better, we need to show them a little taste of freedom.", Aang said.
"What could you possibly do for a country of depraved little fire monsters?", Sokka asked gaining a small glare from Naruto that said 'they aren't monsters because I have seen real monsters'.
"We are going to...", Aang started.
"Throw a secret dance party!", Danny, Aang, and Naruto shouted while dancing around like goof balls.
Everyone stares at them.
"Go to your room!", Sokka said pretending to be Wang Fire once more.
Jiraiya glares at Sokka.
'He's just as thick as Naruto but at least not a knucklehead.', Jiraiya thought.
Later...
"Shadow Clone Jutsu!", Naruto shouted and duplicates appeared, "Let's decorate!"
"YAAAY!", The duplicates shouted and ran around decorating the cave.
Toph was Earthbending some tables and a stage up. Sokka, Danny, Katara, and Naruto, with his duplicates were putting up lanterns and other things Jiraiya made. There was a pill of statues that Aang demolished that were too inappropriate for the party.
"I can't believe we're having a dance party. It seems so silly.", Sokka said.
"Don't think of it as a dance party, but as a cultural event celebrating the art of fancy footwork!", Aang said dancing.
"They're coming! Everyone stop bending and using unusual abilities.", Toph said.
They all did just that. Naruto rid the room of his duplicates after a 'small' confrontation to convince them it was time to go. Aang took Appa to the back of the cave and directed him to the other opening.
"Sorry buddy, you should probably wait out back.", Aang said and Appa grumbles, "I know, you got fancier feet than anybody. And six of 'em!"
Jiraiya stood nearby leaning on the wall.
"Can you please look after Appa?", Aang asked.
"What do I look like? A pet sitter?", Jiraiya asked.
Aang pulled the cutest puppy dog eyes that Jiraiya has ever seen. They could rival Naruto's. Jiraiya sighed.
"Fine squirt. I will look after Papa.", Jiraiya said.
"Appa.", Aang corrected as Jiraiya followed Appa.
Soon the kids entered and just stood around. A small Fire Nation band started playing.
"Ladies and gentlemen, the Flamey-O's! Yeah, this ought to get everybody moving.", Aang said.
"Now what do we do now?", One kid asked.
"This is when you start dancing.", Aang said.
"I don't think my parents want me dancing in a cave...", Another kid said.
"Yeah! What if someone finds out?!", A kid said as he looked around nervously.
"Oh boy. Listen guys, dancing isn't something you think about. It's a form of self-expression that no one can ever take away from you.", Aang said.
"Think of it as the noodle art we did!", Naruto said.
"Maybe it was different in the colonies, Kuzon, but we don't do that here.", One kid said.
"Sure you do, you have for generations! It just so happens that I know several classic Fire Nation dances. A hundred years ago, this was known as the 'Phoenix Flight'.", Aang said as he ran very low on the floor making everyone look in awe, "And, this was the 'Camelephant Strut'."
Aang jumps from side to side and does a rolls close to two nearby girls as they giggle. Aang finishes the dance with a back flip, landing on one foot. Everyone stares in awe at Aang.
"That was awesome!", Naruto shouted and did a similar version except he added the splits on accident making him feel uncomfortable.
"Who knew Twinkle Toes could dance? And Fish Cake is really amusing on the dance floor.", Toph said.
Katara smiles.
Aang spins trough the air then lands. He offers On Ji his hand and the two go to the center floor.
"And this is how they do it in the ballrooms of Ba Sing Se.", Aang said tapping his feet from side to side.
Soon everyone joins in.
"Wow, they look pretty good together.", Sokka said.
"Eh, if that's what you like...", Katara said in envy.
Naruto throws his Kunai Knives with ropes attached and zip lines from it while laughing like a wild animal. Some of the people join in on the zip line.
"Yeah, that's it! That's the sound of happy feet.", Aang said, "All right go with that! Everybody freestyle!"
One student dances crazily. Another student, standing amid a group of non-dancers, starts moving his arms and another student sways his head with the rhythm. Aang runs over to Katara and holds his hand out to her, inviting her to dance.
"I don't know, Aang. These shoes aren't really right for dancing, and I-I'm not sure I know how to-", Katara said nervously.
"Take my hand.", Aang said.
"Okay.", Katara said.
Aang pulls her out into the room and whispers into her ear, and everybody stops to stare at them as the two extend their arms to each other and begin circling each other and performing dance moves.
"WAHOOOOOO!", Naruto screamed as he rid down an even higher zip line that he made.
Naruto pulled out a few home made paint balls and threw them everywhere, splattering the walls of the cave with paint. He smirked mischievously and threw on at another student and laughed at the look on the student's face.
"Aang, everyone's watching.", Katara said.
"Don't worry about them. It's just you and me right now.", Aang said.
Katara blushes as they began to move around each other in an elaborate dance. The dance incorporates different moves including kicks and flips. At one point they come close together as if they are about to kiss, both just smile and continue on. Aang finishes the dance by catching Katara as she leans over his arm. In the end they pant and sweat.
"This is incredible! It's like my inhibitions just disappear!", A boy said and spotted the headmaster in the entrance of the cave, "Okay, they're back again."
"He's the one we want! The boy with the headband!", The headmaster said.
"Uh oh!", Aang said and ran into the crowd.
This leaded to a long game of guess who. They kept picking, grabbing, etc. kids who were wearing their belts as headbands but were the wrong ones. This made the headmaster very furious.
The students completely surround the soldiers and the Headmaster as Aang, Naruto, and Danny escape through the back of the cave. Shoji winks at them, who bow in return. Naruto and Danny run through the opening Aang then leaves and Earthbends the back of the cave shut, at which Shoji drops his jaw in astonishment.
Soon the soldiers go into a trance from the music and attempt small dance moves.
"Stop that! Stop that!", The headmaster said.
Later on Appa...
"We're safe Sokka, you can take off the mustache now.", Katara said.
"Oh, no I can't. It's permanently glued to my skin.", Sokka said.
Jiraiya shakes his head.
"Even Naruto isn't dumb enough to glue stuff to himself.", Jiraiya said.
"Hey!", Naruto said, "I'm not dumb!"
"Then explain those idiotic pranks like vandalizing the Hokage monuments?", Jiraiya asked.
"I am going to be better than all of the Hokage! Even the fourth! BELIEVE IT!", Naruto shouted.
Everyone sweat drops at the statement. Toph decides to break the silence.
"Way to go, dancy pants. I think you really did help those kids, you taught them to be free.", Toph said.
"I don't know, it was just a dance party, that's all.", Aang said.
"Well, it was some dance party Aang.", Katara said and kisses Aang on the cheek causing him to blush.
"I'd wish Sakura would give me one!", Naruto complained.
"I wish Sam would too.", Danny said in envy.
Jiraiya shook his head and chuckled slightly.
'All kids want someone to kiss them when they see another kid getting a kiss from their girlfriend or boy friend.', Jiraiya thought.
"Flamey-o sir, flamey-o.", Sokka said clapping.
Binas: That's the end of my REDUX version's chapter 1. Now here's the main scoop. I won't be able to update rapidly until I can smuggle time but I will still work on this story though. I hope this ends up rather decent and have much better quality than my original Warped Series.