DISCLAIMER: I don't own Inuyasha or the song 'Jessie's girl' by Rick Springfield

Someone picked up a microphone in feudal Japan. Where did it come from? who knows but the performer cleared his throat and pulled his long dark hair away from his face. The two person audience were silent as he started to sing.

"Inuyasha is an enemy, yeah I know he's my worst enemy. But lately somethin's changed that ain't hard to define. Inuyasha got a girl and I wanna make her mine, and she's watchin' him with those eyes and she's sittin' him with that body I just know it"

"And he's holdin' her in his arms lately at night. You know I wish that I had Inuyasha's girl, I wish that I had Inuyasha's girl. Where can I find a women like that? I could say I love her and I'll wait but that's not a reason to change"

"You know I feel so dirty when they start talking cute, I wanna tell her that I love her but the point is rather loose. 'Cause she's watchin' him with those eyes and she's sittin' him with that body I just know it and he's holdin' her in his arms lately at night"

"You know I wish that I had Inuyasha's girl, I wish that I had Inuyasha's girl. Where can I find a women like that? like Inuyasha's girl, I wish that I had Inuyasha's girl. Where can I find a women, where can I find a women like that"

"And in the middle of time watching them and they can't see me. Forever cool with the lines, ain't that the way loves supposed to be"

"Tell me"

"Where can I find a woman like that? you know I wish that I had Inuyasha's girl, I wish that I had Inuyasha's girl, I want Inuyasha's girl. where can I find a women like that like Inuyasha's girl I wish that I had Inuyasha's girl."

"I wanna, I want Inuyasha's girl"

The two person audience clapped their hands and gave the dark haired performer compliments

"That was nice"

"Yes, very good"

"Thank you, thank you" Naraku said as he bowed

"Hakudoshi go find more demon heads, and Kagura?"

"Yes?"

"You are dismissed"

Kagura turned and walked out of the small room into the hallway. Trying all she could to not burst out laughing where Naraku could hear her

A/N: didn't expect that did'ya? betcha you thought it was kouga. well it wasn't hahahahhahah :P