This is my story which was inspired by Frank Verdosa sorry If I spelled your name wrong Frank ^-^. Well anyway, All characters in this story do not belong to me. (Except for Max)
So here it is.
(Meanwhile at Franks house)
Frank: Okay Max I need you to work for me today I'm sick
Max: okay, what do I do?
Frank: Just make their lives terrible.
Max: well no problem for me that's easy, (snickers)
(Tifa's bar)
Tifa: Cloud loves me!
Aeris: No he loves me!
Cid: God Cloud how do you live with this?
Cloud: Well ive gotten used to it, considering it happens every day.
Yuffie: Wow their really duking it out now, mabey it will turn into a fistfight!
Red: Doubt it, last time that happened Frank spilled milk on their heads.
Barret: Ya you'd think da foo's woulda learned their lesson by now!
Max: Na, they'll never learn.
Everyone: who the hell are you?
Max: Max, replacement for Frank
Cid: whoa I didn't know Frank had a job. I thought he just pissed us off for fun.
Max: Nope he gets paid for that. He's sick.
Everyone (exept for Aeris and Tifa who were still fighting): Ohhhh
Sephiroth: Whooohoooooo
Max: Don't get your hopes up Sephy Aeris still gets to kill you.
Sephiroth: I hate you all…
Cloud: So what meaningless task are we going to today?
Max: Oh it's not meaningless. Frank needs some milk for his cereal.
Everyone: no way
Max: oh I think you should agree or else, (Max pulls a piece of paper out of his back
Pocket and studies it) I'll make you go work for Shinra.
Everyone: ok ok don't go that far.
Max: good, now go before Frank goes on a warpath.
(Farmcrest)
Cloud: They're out of milk!
Tifa: why does this always seem to happen to us.
Max: because I make it happen, Mwahahahaha!
Yuffie: great now the only way to get it is to trade Palmer. And he just ran out the door.
Everyone: what?
Cloud: Palmer wait!
Palmer: what?
Cloud: Give me the milk Palmer.
Palmer: no I need it to wash down my lard.
Cloud: Give us the milk or else.
Palmer: Ha ha lets see you try!
Cloud: (easily takes it from Palmer)
Palmer: I hate you!
(Tifa's Bar)
Cloud: ok Max heres your Milk.
Max: What the hell is this?
Cloud: it's milk.
Max: It's 1%, Frank only drinks 2%.
Cloud: Oh god why us.
(Back at Farmcrest)
Everyone: yes! They have it!
Cloud: (Pays for milk)
(Tifas Bar duh!)
Cloud: Heres the milk, now leave us be!
Max: Crybaby…
Cloud: what did you say?!
Max: ugh nothing. Well it's that time again,(hands Aeris a electric Chainsaw)
Aeris: Hehe
Sephiroth: Oh god…
Aeris: (Chases Sephiroth out the door)
The End
Authors notes: Yes I know its kind of short and really has no point at all. Please try not to flame ok?
Max (dramaking)
