Hello FF world! I'm not dead would believe it? I have actually been writing pretty hard but nothing that I'm really satisfied with (probably too picky) but here's something I wrote as a parody to Jingle bells in honour of the Xmas season. If you've ever listened to the Aussie Jingle bells you'd probably recognise the "rusty TSE" line.


Jellicle Jingle Bells

Dashing thought the yard,

in a rusty TSE,

airbags are long gone,

no seatbelts for safety.

Rumpus by my side,

he thinks we've gone astray,

"Left or right oh I don't know,

let's just try this way!"

Oh! Jellicles, Jellicles, Santa's of his way,

to get to us he drives a car (his reindeer crashed the sleigh) Hey!

Jellicles, Jellicles, it's Christmas time you see,

and Santa Paws will soon arrive in his rusty TSE!

A hour or two to go,

and we're completely lost,

the tank is low fuel,

and the engine's getting hot.

We're driving over ice,

misfortune seemed on nigh,

suddenly we flipped "Oh shit!

I'm to young to die!"

Oh! Jellicles, Jellicles, Santa's of his way,

to get to us he drives a car (his reindeer crashed the sleigh) Hey!

Jellicles, Jellicles, it's Christmas time you see,

and Santa Paws will soon arrive in his rusty TSE!

We landed right way up,

in the middle of the yard,

the gifts were all secure,

Though I think we lost the cards.

No pekes or cats were harmed,

everything was fine,

we'd made it here and (Cat knows how),

we made it here on time!

Oh! Jellicles, Jellicles, Santa's of his way,

to get to us he drives a car (his reindeer crashed the sleigh) Hey!

Jellicles, Jellicles, it's Christmas time you see,

and Santa paws he has arrived in his rusty TSE!


BTW I'm starting a Let's all mutilate Tugger's mane contest, hope to see you entering!

Felix

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