Hey again, silverstar speaking. I'm back with another parody inspired by a joke! (Not my favourite one but still funny!) This one's a bit rude though… :P
Chopper was feeling awkward. He needed to do a sperm count for the male members of his crew for a health check-up. Deciding to start with his 'innocent' captain, he approached him shyly and gave Luffy a jar, quickly explaining what the rubber boy had to do. Luffy nodded and walked away, jar in hand.
A few hours later, Luffy came back, sighing as he gave Chopper back the jar. Peeking in, he realised the jar was empty and asked Luffy why he hadn't filled it.
"Well," said Luffy, "it was a harder job that it looked. First, I tried with my right hand, and then my left; but it didn't work."
Chopper blushed slightly.
"Then I went and asked Nami if she could help me. She tried with her left hand, then her right, then with both, and in the end tried using her mouth too, but it still didn't work."
Chopper stared.
"So then I went and asked help from Sanji and he said this would be easy since he was experienced. But after a whole 10 minutes he couldn't get it either!"
Chopper's eyes widened until his eyeballs were popping out of their sockets.
"And then Zoro popped his head in, laughed at Sanji's patheticness and offered to help, but even he couldn't manage. Sanji and Zoro than fought over it for a moment and decided to use both their hands at the same time; though even with four hands working at the same time, nothing happened."
Chopper's jaw dropped to the floor with a clunk.
Luffy shook his head. "So in the end, we STILL couldn't get that darn jar open.
