I don't own twilight, its characters, Starbucks, or anything else.

1. Take Jasper to the union army museum

2. Take all of Emmett's clothes and replace them with something pink

3. Skip around sing "I'm going to the loony bin. I'm going to the loony bin"

4. Run up to Jasper and start singing "I'm leaving you for Emmett. I'm leaving you for Emmett"

5. Paint the house pink. Ever

6. Ask Jasper to consider killing Bella and then go parade around Edward replaying the vision over and over again

7. Take Nessie to the mall and give her a gift card to the candy store, Starbucks, and the toy store all at once.

8. Scream "Jacob is a sexy beast!" He may cure your headaches, but just don't.

9. Shuffle through a whole bunch of emotions with Jasper around.

10. Take Jasper to the insane asylum. Ever.

11. Lay on Jacob's lap with Nessie around and ask him to cure her headache