Disclaimer: I own neither own Soul Calibur or Bleach; so I really don't think a Soul Crush is warranted.

Women Troubles


"And just how many times have I told you that hitting on random Academy recruits was a bad idea?"

"How was -OW!- was I supposed to know that was going to happen? OW! That hurts Shirō-chan!"

"If you would hold still, this would be considerably less painful, 'Sui."

"But she was cute, Shirō-chan! Ouch!"

"That's rather my point, Shunsui. You can't just hit on every cute girl you happen across, big violet eyes or not."

"Hmph. Who'd have thought a hoop would hurt so much."

"Well, that was her zanpakutō, unusual shape or not."

"OW!"

"Hold still Shunsui or you'll scar like Zaraki-Taichō."

"Speaking of the 11th, which division did that Tira-chan make it in to, anyways?"

"You honestly have to ask? Hansel-chan and Gretel-kun are quite happy with their new playmate, so I hear. Now just stop twitching..."

"OW!"