Ok look my little sister wrote this, so please give her a chance. There is a lot of rude humor, that is, profanity.

XXXXX

"No, no, no, no, no, nooo!! What's your prob Sasuke?! I wanted to throw a kunai at that tree! I always do."

Naruto cried at Sasuke with anger. He tried to sock him, but he missed him. Sasuke answered him, "What's your problem Naruto? It's just a tree, you dumbass." Naruto said, "Just fuck it. The next tree is mine." Then, secretly he thought, when I hit the next target, I'll go for Sasuke, then. Ha! I love being evil and annoying with him.

Naruto jumped in the air and threw a kunai at Sasuke. When he turned around, Sasuke was gone. Naruto thought, where the bitch go? Man, did he di-

Sasuke laughed at Naruto. "Turn around Naruto." Sasuke threw two shurikens at Naruto's arms. But Naruto had dodged them. When he landed on the ground, Sasuke socked him in the face. Naruto yelled out in more anger. "What the hell is your problem?" Sasuke answered nonchalantly, "Nothing, just checking if you think fast, bitch. Besides, you tried to throw some kunais at me."

Naruto and Sasuke started to argue until Kakashi came to break up the argument. Kakashi put a hand on Naruto's head and the other on Sasuke's shoulder. Kakashi said to Naruto, "Okay Naruto. That's enough training for you. Sasuke stays with me, so go to Jiraya. He's gonna teach you a new technique. Naruto's expression changed in a second. "Oh yeah!"

Naruto started jumping around non-stop. About ten minutes later, Kakashi got ticked off, so he did his regular jutsu on Naruto. "A Thousand Years of Death!"

Kakashi stuck two fingers in Naruto's ass. When that happened, he jumped in the air and started to scream like a dumbass. "What the… Kakashi- sensei! That hurt, you know!"

Kakashi looked at him with one eye. "That's the point because Jiraya said that if you don't get to him in twenty minutes, he wouldn't teach you nothing."

Naruto gawked at Kakashi. "Augh!! Why didn't you say that earlier? Man, now I gotta fuckin' hurry up! That perve!"

Naruto started to rush to the forest to look for Jiraya. Naruto thought to himself, oh man! If I don't find him I'll never learn so-

"Naruto. About time. I was already gonna leave." Naruto turned around to face Jiraya. "Pervy sage, what do you want now?"

Jiraya looked at Naruto scornfully. "Stop calling me that! Well, let's start training.

Naruto and Jiraya started walking deeper into the forest. Naruto tried to get Jiraya to talk. "What are you gonna teach me this time?"

XXXXX

I told you people!