IMPORTANT AUTHOR NOTE-

This account is shared by Clockwork's Apprentice and Spawn of Nerdom, we're working together on all the stories here. Chris's POV (and her character herself) is made by CWA (Clockwork's Apprentice) and Lori's POV (and her character) is made by SoN (Spawn of Nerdom). Third person is by both of us. Thank you.

~The Nerdlings

Title: Normal's Boring

Summary: Just when Haruhi thought Ouran Academy couldn't get any weirder, two new exchange students show up out of the blue and craziness takes on a whole new level.

Genre: Humor/Romance

Rated: T
Disclaimer:
We do not own or claim Ouran High School Host Club. We do own OCs- Lori Saint, Christina Venn, Mamoru (butler), Masaki (gardener), Kou (cook), and Arisu (maid).

Prologue:

Chris:

I was practically bouncing in excitement,

"Lori, we're in Japan!"

Lori started to bounce as well,

"I know!"

"The Birthplace of Anime," I said dramatically, "Isn't it swell?"

"Will you two shut up," a voice snapped.

I turned to the voice to see one of the other passengers glaring at us,

"We're not in Japan yet, idiots."

"No need to be so rude, bitch," Lori muttered and I sighed,

"Lori, how many times did I tell you to stop the swearing?"

"Many times but that don't mean I'm listening."

I shook my head in amusement. Lori had to be one of my best friends, which was hard for some to believe because she was a bit more violent and loud than I was. Still, we were great best friends- mostly from our mutual love for food, anime, and superheroes. Because we were best friends, we both signed up for the exchange program. The exchange program was at the academy that we were at (which we had gotten in from a scholarship) and it offered an all expense paid trip to Japan, where we would be going to someplace called Ouran Academy. Considering that it was to Japan of all places, I was surprised that no one else took up the offer. Actually, they did but they were only accepting two applicants plus we had to pass the entry exam for Ouran Academy. It also helped if we already spoke Japanese (years of watching too much anime was the only reason I knew Japanese). Hard work, but it was defiantly worth it.


It took forever for the plane to land. I grabbed our carry-on and dragged Lori off of the plane,

"Wassup bitches," Lori shouted.

I slapped her arm,

"Really?"

She just laughed like she usually did. My face was a bit red from everyone giving us weird looks. I hurriedly dragged Lori to the area where we could claim the rest of our luggage.

"Crap," I said as I picked up the bag and nearly fell over from the weight.

"Wimp," Lori teased as she grabbed the bag with ease.

"Geesh woman, what did you put in there, all of America?"

"The heads of my enemies."

I looked at her horrified before I burst out laughing,

"No, seriously, what's in the bag?"

"Just some books and stuff," she shrugged, "I mostly have comics and manga, and a few DVD's."

"…. That was all just books and movies?"

"Yep."

"Good lord woman, that thing weighs a ton!"

She grabbed the rest of her bags as I continued to get mine.

"No, you're just a wimp."

My brilliant reply was to stick out my tongue then I realized the sign that was being held up.

Welcome Miss Lori Saint and Miss Christina Venn

"That us," I pointed out.

"No shit, Sherlock."

"Fuck you, Watson."

"And you get onto me for language?"


The limo dropped us off at a house. It was a bit big compared to what I was used to anyway. There was a beautiful garden surrounding the place and a small house off to the side that I assumed might have been for workers.

I whistled,

"They went full out, didn't they?"

"No shit."

I think I was more taken back by four people waiting for us. The butler wore a normal butler outfit and he was younger and handsome- being about one or two years older than us. He had black hair and starling blue eyes that made my jaw drop. His name was Mamoru.

"This is Kou, the cook," Mamoru continued, "Arisu, the maid, and last but not least Masaki, the gardener."

Kou had brown messy hair and dark green eyes. Masaki had black hair that was in a ponytail and dark gray eyes. Arisu had kind blue eyes and silver hair in a bun. The three of them wore matching black slacks, and a white button-up shirt. The only difference was that Kou had a white chef coat over the white shirt, Masaki had a brown belt on that was filled with tools, and Arisu had a white headband with ruffles.

The three men were all about our age and were really handsome. I was sure that the school hired them because Lori and I were girls, but if we were boys then all the workers would have been beautiful females. Honestly, I found it a bit weird, but I wasn't one to complain if the school wanted to give us the very best.

"Well color me impressed," I whistled.

"Hot damn," Lori added.

"Did I ever mention how much I love our school," I whispered to Lori, "because I love our school."

Kou laughed and Arisu nudged him,

"You mustn't be improper in front of the misses," she said in Japanese.

"It's alright," I said in Japanese, "Honestly."

"But it's improper," Arisu said horrified, "We are here to be your maid and butler and we shall act as such and nothing less Miss Saint."

"It really is alright, and I'm Christina Venn," I corrected.

"Oh I'm sorry Miss Venn," Arisu said bowing her head.

"It's fine," Lori added, "Seriously."

"We would actually appreciate it if we can speak English while here since it's more comfortable and please call us by our first names. I'm Chris, she's Lori."

"Are you sure that's all right," Mamoru said in English.

"I wouldn't be asking if it wasn't," I winked.

"Very well," Arisu finally said, "If that is what you wish, Miss V- I mean Chris."

"Thanks," I said cheerfully, "Can you show us where we'll be roomin'?"

"Of course, right this way."

Like the butler he was, Mamoru opened the door for all of us, bowing as we passed. Kou and Masaki bowed as we went past them. Though Mamoru also grabbed half of my bags and half of Lori's and joined us later. Arisu led Lori and I to the two bedrooms. She took us to one bedroom that had black carpets, red walls, a black and red bed, and a few other necessities.

"Dibs," I shouted as I jumped onto the bed, dropping what little of my luggage I had at the doorway.

"Damn it," Lori muttered.

I smiled goofily as I got back up from the large bed as Mamoru put my bags on the floor,

"I will be back to help unpack, Miss."

"Chris," I corrected.

"Of course," he bowed, "Miss Chris."

Ah he's a sneaky one.

"I'll be fine," I pointed out, "packing myself, ya know?"

"If that is what you wish," he continued to bow, "but it's my duty as a butler to be the best to my abilities and to do the duties of a butler and that includes helping you unpack."

I huffed,

"Fine, I suppose you can help."

Mamoru smirked and I walked out of the bedroom to the other one that would be Lori's bedroom. I walked in and noticed the blue walls, blue bed, and oceanic theme.

"What's up bitch," Lori greeted as she chilled on a… she has a water bed… I can't freaking believe it.

"I'm glad you got this one," I said with a small smile, "I think I would get sea sick."

Mamoru placed Lori's bags with the rest of her bags in the corner,

"Arisu if you would please help Miss Lori with unpacking as I help Miss Chris," he ordered politely and the maid nodded.

I didn't even hear Lori's protests as I jogged to keep up with Mamoru. If only his name was Sebastian geesh. As we walked back to my bedroom, Mamoru explained some things about the exchange program that the school told him to explain to me (I was sure that Arisu was explaining the same stuff to Lori).

"… Of course, the misses will be starting school on Monday and the uniform will be in your closet."

"There's a uniform?"

"But of course," Mamoru explained, "Those since the school informed me that you two are scholarship students then it's not entirely required to wear them, though it would be much appreciated."

I scowled slightly at the thought of a uniform. Personally, I wouldn't mind it as long as it wasn't anything puffy or with puffy sleeves. I knew that Lori would hate it though, especially if it clashed with the blonde hair. Well, the clashing wouldn't bother her too much but it would bother me.

Mamoru helped me unpack, which I honestly didn't mind since I couldn't reach the top shelf when I was putting some things up and he was taller than me. I was, however, firm on the statement that I would put away my own clothes so it didn't take us too long to get done. I had a few pictures on the shelf, some personal belongings like my purse, makeup, bathing necessities, and hair stuff.

"Is there anything else I could be of help with," Sebastian, I mean Mamoru, said as he placed a hand over his heart.

"Actually," I said hesitantly, "I… I have a prescription for medications that I need. The school's aware of it and everything, but I need to go pick up the meds. The principle, I think you guys say Chairman here, said that I could get them at some hospital owned by the Ootori's or something?"

"But of course," Mamoru said, "I do recall being told of something like that. I can go get your medications as the school did list me and Arisu as your guardians while you are here."

Of course they did because they can't just send two sixteen-year-old girls without adult supervision.

I nodded and as he left, I went into the closet and saw the yellow monstrosity inside.

"You've got to be kidding me," I muttered, "Yellow and puffy?"

"YOU'VE GOT TO BE SHITTIN' ME!"

Looks like Lori just found the uniform too.