A/N: Fear it! A Hayate no Gotoku fic...a parody Hayate no Gotoku fic. Yes beware. Refs on the bottom just in case. Review kudasai(please)!


The Ambiguous Case of Narrator-san

Ch-1- Bread is a profound enemy, narrator-san missing?!

It was a typical and quiet, yes please note the word "quiet", day in the Sanenzin mansion. Maria as usual was busy at work, as was Hayate. While Klaus and Tama were nowhere to be found. The source of the usual hullabaloo was diligently working on her latest chapter of Magical Destroy.

Sanenzin Nagi looked at her blank sheet of paper, frustrated. She cast an annoyed glance at her paper then looked up at the ceiling, as though she were thinking. Suddenly she bursted into a loud stampeding rant.

"IT'S TOO QUIET!" Nagi yelled, sending Hayate flying and hitting a wall, once he opened the door to serve his Ojou-sama afternoon tea.

"I can't think like this!" She fumed, as Hayate dusted himself off, then he returned to his Ojou-sama's side.

"What is the problem Ojou-sama?" Asked Hayate,

"Didn't you notice anything weird today Hayate?"

"Other than the fact it's been really quiet, not really." Hayate replied as he began to pour some tea into a cup, which he would serve to Nagi. Nagi took the cup and saucer from Hayate and sipped some of the hot tea.

"The tea was well made Hayate." Nagi smiled, taking a couple more sips.

"Thank you, Ojou-sama." Hayate smiled back, Nagi then blinked; she put the tea cup and saucer down back on her desk.

"This is no time to be drinking tea! We have to get to the bottom of this Hayate!"

"Get to the bottom of what Ojou-sama?"

"To the bottom of the well, to go to the Heien era like in Inuyasha! No Hayate! Haven't you noticed by now?!"

"That Ranma ½ was better? Yes I have Ojou-sama."

"No, not that! I mean, didn't you notice that the funny voice from the sky hasn't said a thing."

"That's true!" Hayate said,

"Yes…the silence has left me in despair!" Nagi cried,

"No! Ojou-sama!" Hayate cried grabbing the noose, "you tied the knot wrong." Hayate said correcting the knot of the noose.

"There we go, continue with your reaction Ojou-sama."

"Oh, thank you Hayate." Nagi said accepting the noose and continued on screaming "that the silence has left her in despair".

"Ahh Azuma1 look what happened now were stuck in some really weird parody anime fanfic!" Cried Kawachi,

"I got the loquats from Tsukino!" Cried Azuma,

"We must solve this mystery!" Nagi proclaimed as Gokudera2 threw some dynamite to create a proclaimable explosion. Hayate frantically de-fused the bombs with his "Butler Will" before the explosion would injure Nagi. Hayate gave a sigh of relief, while Nagi laughed profoundly while dressed up as Detective Conan.

"But Ojou-sama, maybe narrator-san is on vacation?" Suggested Hayate,

"No! Narrator-san was kidnapped!"

"Kidnapped?!" Cried Hayate and Maria,

"Oh, Maria-san when did you come in?" Asked Hayate,

"Just now, Hayate-kun. But who was kidnapped Nagi?"

"It was Narrator-san, Maria."

"It can't be! Not narrator-san!" Cried Maria, "But how do you know he was kidnapped, Nagi?"

"I don't…" Nagi said flatly, "but if he was on vacation he would have left a note before we started this fanfic!"

"That is true…"Hayate trailed off,

"Yes! We must search the house for clues!"

"But why the mansion, Ojou-sama?" Asked Hayate,

"Where else can we look?" Nagi said as she exited the room, Hayate and Maria exchanged glances then followed her.


A/N: Is it win or fail? Its been so long since I wrote this...muuu will Nagi, Hayate, and Maria find Narrator-san?! If I made any spelling/grammar mistakes please let me know. Thank you! Review kudasai (please)!

Azuma and Kawachi from Yakitate!! Japan= 1, Gokudera from Katekyo Hitman Reborn= 2