Authors Note: This is a story I write afterseing the Pride and Pedujice movie (tho I can only find it under 'book' so that is the category i put it) and I have try to put in also a few cameo's from other cool shows if you can reconize them... I hope u like it i try to make it more modern and exiting.
Mister FitsWilliam Darcy was going to be married. It was to Lizzie Bennet the daughter of a poor and impovrished local gentle man. His auntie was sooo pissed because she wanted Darcy to marry her own kid who was named Ms Ann Deburg but Ann was so fug that Darcy wanted no part of that!
Mister Darcy went to his wedding day dressed in a beautiful tux and he looked super handsome. The whole church was covered in tiny sparkling Christmas lights i white and conflower blue (his wedding colors) and large mirrors hung from each pew and glitter was sprinkled tastfully across the floors.
Lizzies sister Jane was the Matron of Author standing beside Elizabeth. Jane was married to Darcys best friend. His name was Mister Bangley. Bengley was Darcy's Best MAN! So it was Jane Bengly and Mister Benglye. Then there was Lizzie's bridesmades... Kitty Bennet and Mariah Lucas and Charlotte Collens (formally Charllote Lucas). Darcy also had 2 groomsman, his cosine Kernal Fits William, and his best friend the Duke of Cullen, Edward. Nobody knew that Edward would soon face a tragedy.
Lizzie was so beautiful in a floor length white satin dress with a corset middle and the tiniest crystaline shououlder straps holding it all up. Her skirt was overlay with delicate French lace in a pattern of lillies and other stuff. She wore beautiful Prada high heel shoes in gold with silver stilletos. She had a large tiara on her head of blue and white sworovsky crystals. Her bouquet was a huge bunch of pink and blue gladiolla flowers that smelled like vanilla. Her golden hair had been piled on her head in a huge bun.
She looked sooo incredible! Darcy nearly giggled and swooned at the sight of his ONE TRUE LOVE.
But... it was not to last!
As the pastor started saying the vows, there was a shaking on the floor. The chandeliers broke of and fell down and it killed Mister Collins by cutting him into a billion bits but nobody got upset because he was a total weirdo except for the fact the floor was going to be all stained with blood yuk.
"Yay now I am free of that dummy" said the widow Lucas "and he savd up a lot of money that Kathryn Deburg paid him so now I can go o whatever I want."
"What is it"
"It is an earth quack" said a young somber minister standing at the back of the reception room "I saw earth quakes when I was in India where I plan to go back when I am done enjoying this here wedding in England!"
"Oh you are so smart sir who are you?" said Carlotte Lucas Collins "I have always been interested in travel and tried to learn Hindu Stani last year from Rosetta Stone books." (Authors Note: they do not have interent or CDs in this time)
"Whoa cool my name is Sinjin Rovers!" he said
"Nice to meet you Mister Rivers let us go grab a Doctor Pepper and take a turn round this lovely room."
Then they did.
Darcy sighed with rel "I think the quake has stopped continue Reverend Elton with the church service." ief
"OK then Darce!" said Elton. "We are all gathered here to marry this girl Lizzie Bennet to this guy Firs William Darcy. If any person here has a reason why they can't get married then you got to say it now. Okay then nobody said anything. Now Lizzie do you take him to be your law full wedded husband?"
"Yes I do totally!"
"Okay do you Darxy take her to be your wife?"
"I..."
At that moment the stain glass windows to the church shattered into a billion pieces on the ground littering Mister Collinses body with bits of colored glass! Sinjin Rivers grabbed Charlottes hand and ran away with her! Kitty and Mary hid under the table with the chocolate fountain (for the reception after the wedding)! And Bengley grabbed his wife and ran out the door with her so she was protected! Nobody protected Mrs Beenet though because she is kind of a cow.
It was a bunch of guys in futuristic suits! They were gray with green on the edge of it. They jumped through the hole in wall and every one screamed! One of them shot a spell at Edward of Cullen... and he died!
"My name is Malakite! I am from the NegaVerse! I am hear to get the silver moon crystal!"
"WTF are you talking about" said Lizzie.
"It is on your head" and Zoycite pointed to her head.
"No!" said Lizzie "that is my bridle tiara diamond that I got past down from my great great great great grandma Serenity!"
Then Malakite Jadeite and Zoyacite grabbed Lizzie and flew away with her.
"NOOOOO!" screamed Darcy.
But in his rage and anger something amazing happen! HE SUDDEBLY TURN INTO A TUXEDO!
Then into the church turned a cat. The cat mowed.
"Meow... I am Artimis the cat!" he said
"You are talking cat! Wow!" said Sinjin Rivers "I have not seen anything so amazing not even in India!"
"Talking cat do you know why I am in this weird suit?" asked Darcy?
"Yes you are Tuxedo Mask aka Darien AKA Mamoru AKA the true love of the Princess Serenity... ALSO KNOWN NOW TO YOU AS ELIZBETH BENNETT!"
Then every one gasped. Lizzie's mom fainted. Lidya got mad and stamped her feet because she wanted to be the best and coolest and most popular but now every person knew that Lizzie would some day been the QUeen of the Moon Kingdom along side her love Tuxedo Mask. It was destiny!
"You got a lot of power" said Artimis "You got to save her Usagi AKA Lizzie AKA Princess Serenity."
Then Tuxedo Mask Darcy chased Malakite out of the church. Meanwhile Edward of Cullen was dying. So Mariah Lucas who up to now seemed like just an average girl became time to reveal her secret. She pulled Edward of Cullen behind the batismal font and she... turned him into a vampire! Actually Mariah Lucas was a VAMPIRE that was why her sister could not get married to any one in the village because there were always rumors about Mariah and Lady Lucas being kind of... different... like they looked so sparkley in the day light...
Darcy and Artimis left behind the whole wedding party to chase down Lizzie and the bad guys. Then they were in a field just like that big one in Jane Ayre. Malakite, Jadite and Zoycite all gasped when they saw Darcy turned into Tuxedo Mask. Then Tuxedo Mask held a rose in his hand. He threw it at Malakite and then he dropped Lizzie who was now all covered in dirt with her dress all tore up.
Then suddenly Lizzie sparked and she turned into Sailor Moon! Her hair flipped around. Then the Negaverse bad guys gasped and tried to run away but she took her tiara off and she threw it at them and they died with a lot of screaming.
Then Tuxedo Mask and Sailor Moon turned back into their normal persons. They were covered in thissels and thorns and their clothes were all torn and dirty but they were safe. Artimis the cat was at their feet.
"You will have more challenge in the future!" said him "as the Queen and King of Moon and Earth."
"But fr now, Lizzie let us just marry and be King and Queen of Pemberly." said Darcy
"Yes! MY HERO!" said Lizzie.
And then they finished their vow's in the remains of the church with every one they loved looking on including there new cat, Artimis. But they knew that someday their secret identity would be revealed again... that they were much more than just 2 people of the 1800's who were very rich...
THE END OR IS IT
