Title: What's a Brazilian Wax?!?!
Summary: Marui overheard his Mother talking about how painful a Brazilian wax was, and he didn't know what a Brazilian wax he decided to ask the only Brazilian person he knew, Jackal!
Disclaimer: I don't own Prince of Tennis.

One morning a very happy red head genius walked to school, chewing on his bubblegum, wondering, what on earth a Brazilian wax was? He overheard how painful one was from his Mother. "Mou, I wonder what it is?" he asked, looking up into the air. Walking to Rikkai Dai Fuzoku the question ate away at him, until a light bulb popped above his head, 'Jackal's from Brazil, I can ask him!' he thought, grinning and laughing like a maniac. He then started fantasizing on what it could possibly mean, 'Maybe Jackal's Mum runs a Beauty salon that offers a waxing service!' he thought, then shuddered at the thought of Jackal giving someone a wax. "Oh God," he mumbled.

As soon as he arrived at school Sanada put them all straight into training. However, during a practice match against Niou and Yagyuu he took his chance and asked Jackal, "What's a Brazilian wax?" The results weren't so good, Jackal passed out from a nosebleed, Niou and Yagyuu remained completely oblivious to and Marui stood there innocently, not knowing the consequences of that one little question.

Of course, they ended up taking Jackal to the infirmary. "Jackal! Wake UP! You never answered my question!?" Marui cried hysterically.

"What question was that Marui-senpai?" Akaya asked.

"Well, I asked him what a Brazilian wax was," he answered. There was silence...

"GWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Niou screeched. Yanagi scribbled something in his notebook, Yukimura smiled serenely and Yagyuu and Sanada had to fight to keep the smirks off their faces.

"Uuungh," Jackal groaned, he knew he definitely needed an aspirin. Seeing his team mates he sighed, and got up, "Good Gods, I had the strangest dream, Marui asked me what a Brazilian wax was," he sighed.

"But I did," Marui pouted.

Jackal's eyes widened, "You did?" The other members crept out quietly. Marui looked down, embarrassed, "Was that really such a stupid question?" he asked.

"Err, Um,"

"Because, even if you work in a salon, I don't care,"

This creeped Jackal out, "I don't work in a salon!"

"Then what is a Brazilian wax then???"

Jackal sighed, "It's where women get their...where they pee waxed!"

"EEEEEEEEEEEEEW! Marui yelled, "THAT'S DISGUSTING!!!"

Jackal smiled, "Yes, and I think we should start banning you from chewing bubblegum"

"NEVER!"

A/N: I know this is probably very OOC and weird, but I thought of this during a sex education class...the horror. This lady was so graphic that she almost fried my brain. Yep, I'm scarred for life.