Once upon a time, there was a brick truck named Flat-Top and a big hopper named Dustin. They were best friends. One day, Flat-Top asked, "Hey, Dustin, do you want to be my boyfriend?"

Dustin said, "Homosexuality is an abomination in the eyes of God."

Flat-Top blinked. "But...we answer to the Starlight Express!"

The Starlight Express said, "Let there be fuck," and there was fuck, and he saw that it was good.