Angel-chan: Heyy, people o' Fan Fiction~! Tis Angel-chan Desu here (You may all call me Angel-chan or Destany-chan, however I will refer to myself as Angel-chan, just so you know), and Imma try something a little different.

Teto: Like?

Angel-chan: Well, this story is a mixture of a crack story and a question thingy. Basically, one half is the story, the other is the part where the reviewers ask you guys questions.

Miku: Could people start by asking me who I like? I'm confused; do I like Kaito, do I like Len, do I like Mikuo, Luka, Gumi?! MAH! I'm so confused~!

Angel-chan: C-calm down, Miku-chan. We'll sort this all out. However, because this is the first chapter, it shall both be; short, and only the story part, because, he-llo-o, no questions to ask! BTW, there is nearly no plot to this story. :3

Kaito: Good to know.

Angel-chan: Now then, let us begin!


Let's start our story...in a jungle. Shit always happens in a jungle.

Meiko: Like?

Angel-chan: I dunno. People getting mauled by bears and meese?

Rin: Meese isn't a word.

Angel-chan: It isn't?

Len: [nods] And you can't get mauled by a moose.

Angel-chan: ...Eh, whatever. Anyway-

[cue screaming]

Angel-chan: ...Who's screaming?

Suddenly, Kaito runs out of a nearby bush, screaming and waving his arms around his head, which appears to have bees buzzing around it.

Miku: Kaito? But weren't you just with us?

Kaito ignores the question. He is still running around, screaming and waving his arms.

Neru (Let's just assume that the main, popular Vocas (And Teto, for those paranoid, specific nutjobs) are all here): And what'd you do to piss off the bees?

Kaito ignores Neru. He is still running arou- wait. He just tripped up and fell into a tree. The bees have now scattered.

Meiko: [gasp] Kaito!

She runs to her lover (The authoress is a KaiMei fan, deal with it bitches) and picks him up, swatting away the bees he smoshed onto himself (Which are, miraculously, still alive. You'd think they would've died after that fat, ice cream lovin' bastard squished them).

Kaito: [groggily] Am I alive? I see an angel.

Meiko: [blushing] Aww, he thinks I'm an angel.

Angel-chan: [surprised/confused] Really? I thought you were Satan incarnate.

Meiko: [glares]

Kaito: [sits up suddenly] My angel! [he holds his hands out in front of him, towards Angel-chan]

Angel-chan (Surprised/disgusted)/Meiko (Pissed/disgusted): Eh?!

And...let's leave it off there. Please, send in your suggestions as to what should happen next!


Angel-chan: Oh yeah, nearly forgot to mention; the actual story part of this fic is also reviewer controlled. Sometimes, the above will happen, asking you for suggestions about what should happen, and sometimes, it will give you options. The most votes for one option will get written.

Now, suggest away! XD