A/N: I've no excuse for not writing in months except I'm lazy…

I do not own Naruto nor do I own Halo, if I did, well I'll be very…very…rich!

Covenant vs. Ninjas

It was a sunny morning where we find Team 7 waiting for their Sensei.

"When is he coming!?" screamed Naruto, "He's always late and does this every damn day!"

His two teammates, Sakura and Sasuke, felt the same way but didn't express it the same way Naruto did. Naruto got fed up from waiting 3 freaking hours and started to train by himself. He ran off to a private area to train because he didn't want anyone to steal his moves.

'Hehehe' giggled Naruto in his head, 'those bastards wont get to steal my moves! No sir-ree Bob!' Naruto looked left and right before he entered 'his' 'secret' training spot. He covered the spot with leaves and junk and if you listen closely, you could hear crazed laughter.

Back with Sakura and Sasuke…

Sakura glanced at Sasuke and blushed. 'He's so hott!' Sakura screamed in her mind.

Sakura mentally prepared herself for what she was about to do.

"Sasuke…. I was wondering if…" started Sakura but was interrupted by a…

"No"

"But you didn't e…."

"Nope…"

"But"

"Hell no"

Sakura shed a few tears and was about to ask again but was interrupted …Again…. by a plume of smoke…. which turn out to be…

Kakashi!!!

Boy was Sakura pissed when she found out that it was Kakashi who just appeared. I mean the nerve of him coming NOW! When the meeting ends in (she checks her watch) 1 minute! Sakura was about to yell the hell out of their Sensei, but never got the chance because a HUGE ASS SHIP crashed on him and just missed Sakura and Sasuke (who fell asleep). Sakura shrugged. She didn't really like Kakashi. I mean would you like someone who was constantly late to everything? I think not.

Sakura circled the ship at the ship warily trying to figure out what the hell it is and where that hell it came from. On one of the sides of the ship it read: UNSC Pelican dropship.

'Hmmm….' Thought Sakura, 'What is this doing here?'

As Sakura was thinking, Naruto had just came back from his training and saw Sakura exaiming the ship.

"WHOA!!" yelled Naruto pointing at the ship, "WHAT IN THE NAME OF GOD IS THAT!"

Sakura turned and said "It's a ship of some sort…."

Just as she said that the door started to open and Sakura just happen to be in the path of the door and will be squished if it would have fallen on her. Naruto being the sharp and observant guy saw his and sprang into action.

"NOOOOoooooOOOO! Move out the way Sakura!" yelled Naruto as everything went into slo-mo. Sakura slowly turned her head at the sound of his voice. The door was slowly descending onto the unmoving Sakura. But Naruto, with a quick burst of speed, neared Sakura and tackled her out the way just to get his by the door.

"BONG!" was the sound that the door made in collision to Naruto's head. Sakura slammed onto the ground with a thud. Slowly she sat up and looked around. Sasuke was still asleep (how could he sleep throught all that is beyond me). Kakashi was still under the ship, you can tell because you can see his hand with his 'special' book in it sticking out from under the ship. And Naruto was under the door still, his visible limbs twitching.

Sakura looked up from the door inside the ship and saw a robot type-of-thing. Without thinking like she usually does, Sakura pulled out many Kunai and shuriken and threw them at the mysterious robot thing. The weapons pierced the armor of the robot-thing.

After a few minutes both human and robot-thing stared at each other, unmoving.

2 minute later….

3 minutes later….

10 minutes later….

The robot-thing keeled over and muttered "Oww". Sakura stood there and stared at the robot-thing. She continued to stare and stare and stare for about 10 minutes until the body disappeared.

"Gasped!" gasped Sakura as she stared at the spot at the robot-thing once occupied. Sakura frantically looked around for the robot but couldn't find it. Naruto got up and shook his head to clear his mind.

"Oww… How many bulls hit me?" He said as he stood up and looked around. Naruto spotted Sakura looking around, as if searching for something. He shrugged his shoulders and followed her. Sakura bent over and examined a mushroom.

"Whatcha looking at?" asked Naruto as he looked over Sakura's shoulder.

"I'm examining this suspicious mushroom" she replied.

"Why"?

"Because it might have the answers to the mystery I am trying to solve."

"Which is…………."

"Which is find out what happened to the robot thing that I killed"

"Pfft! Forget that! Why don't you and I go behind this here ship and…"

Naruto was interrupted by a new voice…. a robotic one…

DUN DUUNN DUUN DUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNN!!!!!

(Thunder and lighting sound effects appear in the scene)

Anyway… Back to the Story!

"Hey what are we looking at?" asked the new voice.

"We are looking for clues that will aid us in figuring out what happened to the robot-thing" answered Naruto smartly. Sakura rolls her eyes and continues looking.

"Then I got a clue for you" said the voice from behind Sakura.

"Oh yeah?" asked Sakura, "Show me!"

"Alright, look behind you"

She does this and shrieks at the sight. There stood before her is the robot-thing! DUN DUNDUNDUNDUNDDDDUUUUNNN!!!

"Hi!" greets Master Chief.

Sakura stares at MC. She stares and stares and stares for about 10 minutes.

"Uhhhh…" started MC but was struck down by kunai and shuriken…Again! 'Phew!' thought Sakura, 'He almost had me!'

"I wished you would stop killing me, it's a pain in the ass to keep respawning!" said MC from behind Sakura. She shrieked again and threw many many many weapons at MC. BUT! He was expecting this so while the weapons were flying towards him in super speed he went into the matrix and brought out SMG guns and started to shoot at the flying kunai and shuriken. Seeing the bullets hit the weapons in random directions, Sakura ducked behind the ship, out of harms way. But Kakashi was not as lucky….

"Hey Guys! I finally got out from under that damn ship!" yelled Kakashi as she stood up and dusted himself off. He looked around and saw no one but Sasuke sleeping against a rock. Kakashi got out a stick and started poking Sasuke, trying to wake him up. After that failed, he tried a kunai, then a shuriken. Kakashi then sighed and started to go thought the required hand signs to perform the Chidori. Just as Kakashi was about to try top wake up Sasuke by poking him with the Chidori, a few stray bullets and kunai flew at him and struck him down…. that was the end of Kakashi.

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OoooooH Well!!!

MC slowly walked towards Sakura, taking his sweet time. Frighten out of her freaking mind, Sakura threw more weapons at MC. But with quick reflexes that only he has, MC took out a Magnum and shot the weapons out of her hand. He then picked her up by the collar of her shirt, brought her to his eye level and said….

"Bring Me To Your Leader."

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