Max: Thie is for meh friend Spira! ^-^ I hope you like it hun! Everyone please read and review! It will be much appreciated!

Warning: Um... Implied Batman/Joker, Attempted murder (Crane)

Disclaimer: I do not and will never in my poor pathetic life, own Batman or anything else.


Don't Presume

"It's never as simple as just killing someone. It's never ever that simple, it's like art, you take your time and perfect it! No room for mistakes! If you do mess up you have to start all over again, but then, Bats will be mad. Oh wait. That's what you want don't you? You want him to be mad at you. To hate you, beat you to a bloody pulp. Because that's the only way you can feel anything. His fists pounding into your body over and over again, your blood dripping from his knuckles. It's the only thing that will satisfy you, your hunger, your lust. You need that pain to live, to even just feel alive. He's like a drug to you, the Bat, you get a taste of him and you can't stop, you need more and more until it finally kills you. That's what it will do, kill you, whither you up until you're nothing but a dried out corpse. Then, he'll forget all about you. Everyone will. You know why? It's because your nothing. You have no purpose in life, no motivation aside from Batman. He's not enough though, he'll never be enough for the simple fact that he is just as crazy as you. You'll destroy each other, perfect isn't it? You and Batman, side by side, sharing a cell at Arkham. Isn't that what you've always wanted.... Joker? To be right next to him, use him however you wish? Isn't it? Tell me! TELL M-"

Joker smirked, his fist pulling back, blood dripping slowly, from his now stretched fingers, "I never liked you Crane. Especially when you think you know what your talking about. Those long rants are annoying."

Crane brought his hands up to his face, "You... You broke my nose!"

Joker rolled his eyes, tired of Cranes annoying voice, "Of course I did! Hehahaho! Because you see, Bats IS mine already. Every night we share the same room. Not a cozy little cell in Arkham, but still fun! I don't need to kill those weaklings to get his attention anymore. I've decided to kill the people that piss me off. Like you! Say bye bye Mr. Scarecrow! Hehehahahohohehe!"

Joker brought a gun from behind his back, his finger pressing lightly on the trigger, but before he could pull completely, the gun was slapped viciously from his loose grasp, "Jack, I told you no more killing."

Bright green eyes widened as the Joker turned to see Batman standing behind him, he lips pulled back into a scowl, "Batsy! I knew you'd come!"

Batman rolled his eyes before grabbing Joker's arm and pulling him away, "We're going home now. The police are on the way. Hurry up or I will leave you here with Crane."

Joker sniffled lightly, "Aw, Batsy! You wouldn't really do something like that to poor innocent little me would you?" The only answer he received was a harsh pull on his arm before Batman's grappling hook launched and yanked them up into the dark Gotham night sky.


Max: I hope you liked it people! Please review! I'm beggin you~!!! (Cries)

Lovies,
Mr. Max