A/N: I have no idea what this is, but here you go.

It was a beautiful autumn day when Zelda got kidnapped by Ganondorf again. This caused Link to sigh, not wanting to leave the village to hunt down the villain as he just got back from his latest quest. The timing was horrible for everyone else too, since Zelda was needed to find a king for the land.

"What do you think, Epona? Do you think he'll just go to one of his old hideouts and we won't have to run around Hyrule again?" Link asked his horse, who was grazing on the grass next to him.

Epona raised her head, looked at Link, snorted, and went back to grazing without leaving any doubt as to what she meant. People, especially villains, are creatures of habit and will always return to a place they feel is safe. Ganondorf is no different.

With this information, Link planned as to which one of the hideouts Ganondorf was most likely at. After waisting the whole morning, the afternoon light shone through the leaves above them, he decided to send a special package to the one hideout he believed Ganondorf was at.

Luckily, all Link had to do to find the mailman was to make safely to the fields, where the postman always seemed to find him.

Delivering the package didn't take long and the postlman was on his merry way, jogging from the fields all the way to a place not far from Death Mountain. As the building was hidden in the shadows of Death Mountain, many travelers didn't even see it unless they stumbled into it, like Link had done the first time.

As luck had it, the postman seemed to have some sort of power at finding not only buildings but the certain area inside where he had to deliver the letter/package. One thing about the postman was that he didn't care who he had to deliver to, as long as he gave it to the right person, it didn't matter what he delivered. That's why Link didn't have to tell the postman that the package he was holding had a bomb in it that would blow up around the time that Ganondorf would get it. At least, that's the time Link hoped it would explode...

Luck was still on their side, because as soon as the postman handed the package off to Ganondorf and left, the package exploded, knocking him out long enough for the princess to escape to where Link was waiting with Epona.