Rief the Badass
"My very first fanfiction that I thought up of randomly while trying to get to sleep one night"
Lex: "Rief isn't actually a badass, he just thinks he is."
Rief: "What the fuck? I am fucking badass. Why do you think the story is named after me?"
Lex: "Umm, because you are gay? Which guy wears a robe?"
Rief: "Just fuck yourself and write the story…"
It was a cool spring day in Belinsk, as the adepts who prevented the Grave Eclipse from destroying the world, decided to meet altogether again. Everyone decided that Belinsk would be the appropriate place to converge. Upon being invited by Sveta to her kingdom, each adept found a suitable way to arrive. With the permission of her father Karis flew on the new, flawless Soarwing that he had put together… again. She had been practicing how to fly it already since she got home, and was already very good. Ivan knew she would be fine. Matthew and Tyrell decided to take a trek on foot all the way there. "Just like the good ol' days" they said. Eoleo, being the captain he is, sailed his ship as far as Port Rago, picking up Himi from Yamata City on his way there. Together they walked the short journey to Belinsk. Amiti, being of royalty, was escorted there by Ayuthay guards. As each adept arrived, they were brought to the Belinsk Castle and were given separate rooms (Oooh, what could go on at night when someone decides to slip into another friend's rooms for a second?).
Lex: "And Rief still isn't badass yet… What a shame."
Rief: "You haven't written shit yet. Shut up and continue the story."
On that cool day, Karis was jogging down the road from her morning run that she decided to take. She wanted to experience the scenery around Belinsk that she found astounding when they first visited. As she slowed down around a corner she could see Rief coming down the road on the other side. As the two grew nearer, Karis exhibited a smile on her face. She opened up her mouth to greet Rief:
"Good morning Rief," she barely finished as he swooped around her and smacked her, dead on in the ass. Since Rief is a little weakling, it didn't hurt her much, but left her puzzled and felt slightly abused.
Rief ignored her reaction and continued on walking down the road speaking to himself confidently. "Well done, Rief. You did it!" He exclaimed to himself as he struck some quick muscle gestures.
"What was that about?" Karis thought to herself. She didn't really know what to think actually. Rief had never acted like that on their previous journey together. It was always Amiti who was flattering Karis and kissing up to her. Whoops, spoke too soon…
Out of the corner of the road that Karis came out of, Amiti slowly walked out from behind a tree and stood in front of Rief, hands curved into fists at his hips.
"What do you think you are doing with my girl, Rief?"
*Rief speaking to Lex*
Rief: "Well, there is the beginning of my badassery!"
Lex: "Is that even a word?"
Rief: "Hell yeah! Check out the Urban Dictionary."
Lex: "And you violating Karis apparently shows that you are badass? Looks like you got yourself in a sticky situation with Amiti as well, Mr. Badass…"
Rief: "Don't bother R&Ring. This Lex guy is a total douche!"
