This is my first fic and I hope you like it!!! (YAY for First!Fics! – Plate Captain)


Chapter 1- The Carnival

Lauren's POV

Everyone is so excited about a stupid carnival in Forks. I don't get the big deal about it. Carnivals are so boring. The only good thing about it is all of the hot guys that are going to be there.

I really hope Tyler asks me to the carnival. Unless he decides to ask Bella again after nearly getting killed by Edward for asking the first time. I don't get why all of the guys in this school are so in love with her. I mean, what does she have that I don't? I am way hotter then she is by miles.

I can just imagine what my time at the carnival would be like if I went with Tyler. We would eat fairy floss and popcorn while walking through the rose gardens with a sunset in the background - even though you can't see the sun from behind all of the clouds - we would hire a paddle boat on the lake. We would talk about romantic things and when the sun is about to vanish he would lean in and……

Ding, ding, ding…… Ah, the stupid bell always goes off when the good parts are about to start. It's so annoying.

"Hey Lauren what are you doing it's time to go" Jessica said from right behind me making me jump and fall of my seat and onto the floor.

"Oh my God, are you OK?" she said trying to help me up to my feet. "I didn't mean to startle you it's just that it's time to go to lunch".

"Yep, I'm fine" I said, but when I stood up my head was spinning.

"Maybe you should sit down for a bit" she said sounding really concerned.

"No I'm fine" she was looking at me really weird "really I'm fine, let's go" and on that note we left for lunch.

The day passed really slowly and I was mad because Tyler still hadn't asked me to the carnival. Jessica had said he was too nervous to ask me and that he would ask me when he was ready. But there was something very wrong about the way she said it that I couldn't put my finger on it.

THE NEXT DAY

Today was the day of the carnival and my friends and I were going together as a group because Tyler never got around to asking me out. So today was not what I had in mind.

Some of the kids at Forks High had signed on to help out with the carnival. So it will be very interesting to see what their jobs will be.

When we got there we were given a map of the carnival. All of the boys wanted to go and see the magic show first. So that's where we were headed first because I really didn't care where we went because it's always go to be boring.

When we got there, there was a big stage with red curtains. Most of the seats where already taken, but the boys managed to find seats up at the front. Just as we were sitting down the curtains opened and there were two people standing in the centre of the stage who just happened to be Edward and Bella.

"Do you guys see who are on the stage?" I said with giggles escaping my lips.

"Yeah, how did those two get dragged into this mess?" Jessica said trying to hold back her laughter too. "I mean Bella's going to make a fool of herself".

"Hey Tyler, how hot does Bella look in those bright red hot pants?" I heard Mike say with his eyes wide, not taking them off of Bella. "They're just so… so tight."

"Yeah I know" Tyler said with wide eyes just like Mike and I was shocked that he would agree. But the day's outrageous events did not end there.


Next chapter: Mike attempts to help Edward in a magic trick, which ends badly… for Mike's dignity.


This is not one of the best chapters because the events in this story will be funny. (They really are – Plate Captain)

I know it was short but there will be a few more chapters. (There had better be – Plate Captain)

And I would have never started this if it weren't for my friends Mademoiselle Kitty Bridgeta and Miss Plate Captain. So thank you for being so perfect and awesome and amazingly cool and terrific and wonderful and… and… sorry, but there are not enough words in the world to describe how amazingly cool you both are. Especially you, Captain, because Mademoiselle Kitty is so weird most of the time. Ain't that right, Bridgeta's Kitty? – By the one and the only, Plate Captain

And I hope you liked it. (Well, I did. So did Pan, Fletcher, Oshimaru, Adeola, Ornias, Dextharanel, Victoria and Elyra… who belong to ME! – Plate Captain)

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