It was just another regular Friday evening at the Smash Mansion. Except today the smashers were having a block party. Samba music was playing in the background. Yoshi, Olimar, and Toon link were wearing coconut bras and assorted fruit hats as they danced to the beat of the music. Mario was grilling all sorts of food such as steaks, sausages, chorizo, slovakian cheeses, onions, asparagus, chicken, and watermelon to name a few. "Hey, Peach, go get me some prawns so I can set them on the barbie," Mario said in an Australian accent. Peach headed over to the kitchen, opened the fridge, took out the shrimp, and headed back outside. "Just what I needed! Thank you so much-a!" Mario thanked Peach, now in his regular accent.
On the farthest, right-hand side of the Smash Mansion, a couple of smashers were playing volleyball. Samus (in her zerosuit), Palutena, Lucina, and the original Villager (the red '1' shirt) were on one team- on the other side were Zelda, Female Robin, Rosalina, and Roy of Pherae. The villager's team was winning.
On the left side DK, King dedede, Ike, Mewtwo, Crhom, and Waluigi were all eating and drinking beer. They were all arguing over who was manlier. "Hey, just look at my muscles!" DK shouted. "Heh! That's nothing. I got ripped within a period of just 3 years," Ike stated as he flexed his biceps. "Oh. That's nothing ya'll. I'm a damn king! Therefore, I'm the manliest," King DDD said in his 4kids anime voice, as he chuckled. Waluigi and Chrom kept quiet since they were upset about not be playable characters.
"Hey, big boy. How about you give me one of those grilled sausages," Yoshi jokingly said trying to imitate a seductive tone, he shook his chest, making his coconut bra jiggle. "Oh! Hoho! Silly Yoshi. Here you go! One grilled sausage with a side of onions," the chef Mario said as he set the food on a paper plate, he then handed it to Yoshi. "Oh, thanks, baby. You are such a doll!" Yoshi said, sill in a joking tone as he winked at Mario. The green dino then left the dance floor and sat next to the adults at the eating area.
At the kids table were toon Link, bowser jr., kirby, pikachu, ness, popo & nana, Lucas, and Jigglypuff. Toon Link was screaming and grunting like a retard, he threw food around at everyone and chewed his food with his mouth open. "Man, I hate sitting next to this guy. When will we be allowed at the grown-up table?" Lucas told Ness while pointing at Toon Link. The skirt-wearing elf then got up and stood on the table, he danced while throwing plates at everyone -dropping food everywhere. Masterhand saw this and approached Toon Link. "That's it! I have seen enough. I told you to behave, yet you can't manage to control yourself. I'm taking you to your room!" an angry Masterhand told the trouble-making hylian. Masterhand grabbed toon Link the back of his shirt and dragged him inside the mansion. Toon Link squirmed around, kicking and screaming, he tried to grab on to everything along the way to escape Masterhand's clutches -but it was impossible to escape his grasp. With that nuisance gone, everyone at the kid's table cheered and celebrated his leave -they were now able to enjoy their meals peacefully.
"Oh boy! Nothing beats a picnic like-a this, eh, Luigi?" Mario told his brother. "Oh yeh! And just as I hoped, the Princess made lotsa spaghetti!" Luigi replied.
Just then a nice, slick, black 2015 Cadillac XTS was driving by. The car had "We Fly High" by Jim Jones on full blast, it was so loud everything within a two mile radius vibrated.
All the smashers could hear was
"We fly high, no lie, you know this (Balling!)
Foreign rides, outside, it's like showbiz (We in the building)
We stay fly, no lie, you know this (Balling)
Hips and thighs, oh my, stay focus
Ya boy getting paper (Money), I buy big cars (Foreign)
I need fly rides to drive in my garage (Choose 1)
Stay sky high (Twisted), fly wit the stars (Twinkle, Twinkle)
T 4? Flights, 80 grand large (Balling!)
So we lean wit it, pop wit it (Bankhead)
Vertible Jones, mean wit the top listen (Flossing)
I'm saying clean wit bottom kit
(Do It)
I hoped out saggy, jeans and my rock glistening (Balling!)
But I spent bout 8 grand
Mami on stage doing the rain dance (I think she like me)
She let it hit the floor, made it pop (What else?!)"
As the car approached the Smash Mansion, the driver lowered the volume. He began to slowly open the window on his side. The smashers just stood their in shock, someone has interrupted their party. The window finally came all the way down, the driver's identity was now revealed -it was none other than the ps4 fanboy, Chad Warden.
"B*thces. Sup, b*tches!" Chad Warden greeted.
Everyone's eyes widened and jaws dropped. They were astonished to see that this guy out of all people would ever stop by their residence, and on a day they had a party no less.
To be continued...
