Pirates of the Caribbean ;; Curse of the Blue Lamp

Disclaimer;; The only characters that belong to my friend Rachel and myself are Chelsea and Brittany. All of the other characters range from Captain Jack Sparrow to Jerry Springer.

Information about the story;; So me and my friend Rachel got bored one day in science and started writing a note to each other about a character from another story I read and how she was related to my friend who's last name is Turner and she refers herself to being William Turner's sister. (Yes, my friends and I are weird. Be jealous) So at random, we are still writing back and fourth, making up parts of the story from the top of our heads. I can't really explain what it's about, but there is a lot of random pairings such as Chelsea/Jack Sparrow. Brittany/Hayden Christensen / Anakin Skywalker. And Edward Scissorhands gets a few lovers. But looses them. If you love stories that are totally random and have A LOT of laughs, this is the PERFECT story for you. I just decided to post it here and see what kinds of feedback my friend and I get. Rated T for (NO LANGUAGE. We don't see a point in that.) Drinking (it is referred to as rum). Drug Reference. And Pregnancy. Or reference to it anyway. XD just read and review please! (You know you want to! ) 3

Chapter 1;

(A/n: This is how the note started out and then it goes into story.)

Hey Chelsea, we figured out the whole "Keira" thing . . .

Keira is Brittany's VERY distant identical cousin. Keira got stranded on the island when Britt and Will left her there (She was bothering them.) Then Jack came to the island to get some of his hidden rum with his wife, Chelsea. Chelsea went to get firewood and Jack found Keira. Jack and Keira are naughty. . Chelsea decided to divorce Jack. (She didn't see them be naughty; she just had a long time to think because the firewood was a LONG WAY away.) Keira thought what she thought in the other story, so Jack and Keira got married but they aren't married anymore.

Jack and Chelsea are back together and they like rum.

And so the real story begins.

Keira runs off with Anakin before Britt gets a chance and then Anakin falls in love with her and Britt finds out. Britt gets with Ichabod to make Anakin jealous and it EVENTUALLY works. So Anakin and Britt get back together, Ichabod and Keira get together, Chelsea and Jack go through their continuous divorces but they'll probably get back together soon and everyone cheats on each other with Charlie and Lola. Then Britt falls in love with Charlie and Lola gets mad because she doesn't like Brittany because Lola likes Anakin. So Lola tries to get with Anakin but the Brittany gets mad yet again and gets back with Anakin and leaves Charlie so Lola goes emo. --

Then Charlie starts to fall for Chelsea and Jack finds out. .

And Chelsea likes Charlie, but Charlie doesn't like rum and Chelsea does so Charlie leaves Chels and Chels goes emo too. Then Chelsea, Keira, Britt and Lola run away to Candy Mountain but there were only two unicorns and they couldn't share them so Britt and Keira leave and when they get home, they find Jack, Anakin, Ichabod and Charlie dancing around the fire with the rum. So Britt and Keira call Chelsea and Chelsea gets mad so she wants to go home. So Lola and the unicorns yell at her and they say, "Shun the non believer! Shun, shun, SHUN!!" So Chelsea slaps the unicorns and murders Lola so on her tombstone it says:

"Here lies Lola, who was scared of combs."

So Chelsea comes back to the island and murders everyone except Britt and Keira because they didn't drink her rum, and Britt cries because Anakin died.

Then Britt ran into a forest to cry under a tree and Chelsea decided to perform a voodoo ritual to bring Jack band and she succeeded then she went to tell Britt and Britt was happy because Chelsea said she could bring Anakin back too. After several tries, Chelsea discovered that she can only perform the ritual once a month, so Keira, Chelsea, Britt and Jack are stuck on the island for two more weeks until the next month. During that time, Britt starts to secretly fall for Jack and the two meet to drink rum when Chelsea goes to get firewood and food with Keira. But what Jack and Britt don't know is that Chelsea could be pregnant with Jack's child. Chelsea and Keira have become best friends and Britt and Jack are getting closer . .

So after two weeks, they can finally bring Anakin back. Anakin comes back, but he has two heads! Or at least that's what everyone thinks but maybe it was because they were all drunk. When they all woke up, they had really bad hangovers but Anakin's head was back to normal. So Britt doesn't like Jack anymore because Anakin's back. So here's what's going on so far.

Britt likes Anakin. Anakin likes Keira and Britt. Keira likes Jack. Chelsea also likes Jack. Chelsea isn't pregnant; Jack's "secret" rum just ran out so now he's moved on to his weed stash. Keira stole the weed and ran away to the other side of the island where she was eaten by a shark. (But Jack saved the weed) So then he gets high and builds a boat in the middle of the night. Then Jack and Chelsea said away to get more rum, so now it's just Britt and Anakin left on the island. . . Alone. Or so they think.

Suddenly Barney jumps out from behind a tree and kidnaps Brittany and Anakin. While he's tying them up to a tree, he hums "I love you, you love me."

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So I hope you all liked it. I know the writing is a little sloppy and such but I PROMISE you, it gets better. We already have nine chapters written so far.