Title: Natural Remedies
Author: Twilight Walters
Distribution: Anywhere but please let me know
Rating: R / M
Categories: Romance Humor
Keywords: Mulder/Scully romance
Spoilers: None
Summary: Scully is suffering with a cold and sore throat, so she decides to resort to an unorthodox old natural remedy that has never failed her. The question is who can she recruit to take part in her little remedy experiment?
Disclaimer: The characters in this story are the property of Chris Carter and Fox. No copyright infringement intended.
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Natural Remedies By Twilight Walters
Washington DC Basement Office 08:15am
Mulder paused outside the doorway to the basement office, wrinkling his nose in distain as he smelt the familiar unpleasantly pungent aroma that caused his stomach to lurch. Taking one last breath of semi fresh air, he prepared his senses for the impending onslaught. Stepping into the office he faltered momentarily as he adjusted to the nasal invasion.
"Sorry Mulder." His partner sniffled as she cooed over her mug of hot 'cold and flu' medicine. "I know you don't like the smell but I didn't have time before I left this morning, I over slept."
Mulder studied the vision before him of his partner peering over a steaming mug, her eyes were red and her nose looked sore. 'God even when she is sick she still looks sexy.' Mulder mused to himself.
"It's okay." He replied annoyed with himself for allowing that thought to slip into his mind while she was suffering. "How are you feeling this morning Scully?" he asked genuinely concerned.
"Not great." Scully replied as she brushed a wayward lock of hair from her face before crinkling her nose to stop a sneeze.
"Well, at least you got some sleep... you must feel a little better for that?" Mulder asked, studying his partner intently.
"No...I should rephrase that. I couldn't sleep all night, then my alarm went off and it was like a sleeping pill, I was out for the count." She shook her head in dismay.
Mulder looked at her with sympathy. He couldn't recall ever seeing her sick like this before. "Why don't you take some time off Scully? No one will think any less of you."
Scully almost laughed her reply. "Can you imagine it Mulder? 'Doctor Scully can't come to work today, she has a cold' I'd be a laughing stock." She crinkled her nose once again feeling the need to sneeze.
"I see your point. Can't you write a prescription for yourself or something?"
"I have only ever known one thing that actually works for a cold and sore throat and it is not available via prescription." She smirked remembering her university days.
"Really? What's that?" Mulder asked intrigued.
A small smile played on Scully's lips as her eyes visibly brightened. "It's a ... shot of something that is high in protein and glucose. I used to use it all the time, when I was at medical school, sort of a natural remedy. It never failed me." She added as she wistfully recalled her more carefree days.
"But...if it never fails then why can't you get it on prescription?" Mulder asked confused.
"I never said it 'never fails', I said it had 'never failed me'. Anyway, it is somewhat unorthodox... to say the least." She added cryptically.
Mulder creased his brow in confusion "But if it is just protein and glucose?"
"It is." Scully confirmed. "But its more the way it has to be administered." Mulder arched his brow indicating to Scully that he needed her to explain. "It has to be fresh and hot. The 'shot' has to be administered directly to the back of the throat, at force."
"An injection into the back of the throat?" Mulder looked horrified at the thought.
"No... a shot...like a drink." She added amused at his confusion "and at force...normally around 30kph."
"And this can't be done?" Mulder asked perplexed.
"Oh...it can be done. But like I said it is very unorthodox, a natural remedy that would require a willing volunteer. Not very scientific... mind you, under the right conditions...and if the subjects were monitored..." she trailed off going into her scientific persona before looking to her partner and raising one eyebrow "What do you say Mulder. Care to be part of a medical experiment?"
Scully crossed the room and perched on Mulder's desk in front of him, her skirt rising slightly, exposing the lace trim of her thigh highs and causing Mulder to shift uncomfortably in his chair.
"What exactly is this natural remedy? Just protein and glucose?" He asked as he pulled a file from the top of his in tray to hold over his lap and hide his obvious growing physical reaction caused by her close proximity.
The smile on her face reached all the way to her eyes now. Mulder couldn't recall ever seeing her smile so widely and he had never seen the look that was now evident in her eyes; suddenly she didn't look ill at all.
"Sperm." She stated, not so innocently.
Mulder straightened in his chair, shocked by her statement. 'Surely she didn't say what I think she said?' Mulder asked his subconscious but needed confirmation "Come again?"
"Exactly." She replied mischievously. "Cum." She smirked as he opened the file to cover his now blatantly obvious hard on. She gave an unmistakable girly giggle, she knew she could affect him with her simple words, yet for some reason, the thought enthralled her more in her semi-drowsy drug induced state so she continued to tease him in a purr "jism...seed...spunk."
Mulder squirmed uncomfortably and pulled his chair closer to his desk almost unable to believe his ears. "Umm..." he whimpered biting his bottom lip "... and this needs to be administered to the back of the throat?" he squeaked.
"Um hum." Scully replied moistening her lips with the tip of her tongue. "Directly to the back of the throat at a rough speed of 30kph...the speed of ejaculation." She purred.
"The speed of..." Mulder tried to repeat her statement but trailed off breathlessly. "This would be administered with a medical instrument?" he was hesitant to ask but had to hear her answer.
"No... A biological one. Hot. Hard. And Fast." She whispered suggestively. "So...What do you say Agent Mulder..." She grabbed the arms of his chair and pushed him back from the desk revealing his tented pants before she purred. "Care to take part in this experiment?" she leaned down on the chair arms as she eyed his engorged crouch wantonly, allowing her blouse to fall forward to reveal her firmly rounded bust.
"I think..." Mulder said breathlessly before regaining control of his vocal cords "that you have taken too much medication."
"Are you turning me down Agent Mulder?" she asked surprised by his reaction, it wasn't that she thought her self irresistible but she had never know a man turn down a blowjob. "I can assure you Mulder, what they say about catholic girls is true...we give the best head...and we always swallow." She heard a whimper escape his lips and smiled knowingly "So Agent Mulder...Are you really going to turn down a blowjob... with no strings attached?"
Mulder closed his eyes and took another deep breath as he willed his body to behave, even as his mind imagined his normally oh-so-professional partner on her knees with her mouth around his cock. He shook his head to dislodge the image as his hands took a hold of her forearms and pushed her back gently. He stood and turned her around before marching her to her desk. Placing his hands on her shoulders he forced her to be seated before turning her back to her computer.
"Agent Scully." He stated calmly "You have become delirious...drink your cold and flu concoction."
Scully watched him retreat to his desk from the corner of her eye before returning her attention back to her monitor with a wickedly naughty smile playing on her features.
Mulder sat at his desk and took a calming breath before chancing a glance at his partner. She was still smiling, that he could handle, but then she made his mind whirl. She moistened her lips with the tip of her tongue, he was unable to suppress the longing groan from escaping his throat.
"You realize..." Mulder stated matter-of-factly "Now I am never going to be able to get any work done today." Her smile broadened but she remained silent, refusing to reply to his comment.
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