Xelloss was funny, Xelloss was cute,

The kind of monster you wanna boot.

Funny in his special way,

"That is a secret" his face would say.

Xelloss was evil, Xelloss was mean,

Funny, rude, and sometimes obscene

He always tried to act so tough,

I met him once, which was enough!

Xelloss loved creating chaos and noise,

Just like any of the 'ordinary' boys.

But so inclines, as it were,

He found Xellas-sama's jackhammer.

So off he went, with a joyful shout,

To the living room, he rose to 'clean out'

The bookshelves were knocked, the couch clean over,

The roof falling apart, and there was no floor left over!

Poor Fila-san, she stood in the door,

Her mouth wide open, hanging to the floor!

And then her shoulders, they went slack,

She fell right on over with a massive heart attack!

Why did this happen? What had gone astray?

It was Xelloss's grin, and his ideal of play.

For the house, now a scene of hell,

But in his eyes all was well!

So then he proceeded, with terrible noise,

To the rest of the house, with skillful poise!

And when he was through, his laughter was insane,

It became apparent, he had lost his brain!

Triple bypass surgery, much later on.

Poor Fila survived but Xelloss is long gone.

For you see some things work out, others don't.

You can tell the will from the won't

So years later, as time rolls past,

Xelloss is screaming, "Kiss my ass!"

And though he is a trickster, all the same,

The government pays him, to make others insane!

So all has worked out, throughout the whole world,

Except for the people, Xelloss is told,

To make insane, with his happy gung ho,

To make them miserable, rain or snow.

A.N. I got inspiration from 'The Ballad of Todd the Toddler', which is not written by me. But I didn't copy! That was just inspiration to get the rhythm flowing ^.~