kei :yea so my first fan fic here.i liked it now i hate it so lets see how it goes over .
disclaimer: when you see itachi start doing a strip tease in the middle of a Battle that's when I own naruto until then. No,I don't own naruto
Narutos thinking / kyubbi speaking in his mind
Apples
It was just another bright and sunny day in the hidden leaf village. With, our two favorite rivals simply training in the usual spot. Little do they know things are about to change...
kit!
Naruto stops barley missed by a kuni.
'What' he thinks just as a pale fist meets his face and slams him back against a tree.
"Shit" naruto spits out.as a shadow passes over his face he looks up to see Sasuke. "try to keep up next time dobe."sauske says as he turns and walks off.
'Fuck that teme'
'well,well kit what a time to be thinking about that.'
"I-I wasn't" naruto stuttered lifting himself from the ground and brushing off.
'Whatever you ugly old fox. I'm starving.'
'please no'
"RAMEN!!!!!!!!!!!"
Naruto walked to Ichiraku and slurped down Miso ramen. loudly blabbing happily to the old man until...
"Aah!"Naruto yelled.causing people to turn but just sheepishly scratched the back of his head reassuring everyone.'what the was that it feels like I'm being split in two' he ground to kyubbi.
'kit get home now'
'What is this ?!'
'just run'
naruto threw his money on the counter waving good-bye and running home as fast as possible.Leaving faces awed faces in his wake by his speed.he reached home and threw himself weakly on the bed.
'what is this i wanna know now!' naruto mentally yelled.
'kit just lay back and try to forget the pain it will be over soon'
"WHAT.IS.THIS."nauto yelled in frustration.
'Applesauce'
" WHAT?!"naruto yelled siting up in bed.
' Oh, nothing I just could really go for some though.Anyway,kit were merging.It will be a tiny bit painful. Hopefully you'll sleep through most of it you'll inherit all of my chakra ,senses and stuff like that. I wont be here anymore.' naruto was slightly disappointed by that sentence.
'What do you mean you wont be here?' naruto thought trying to make the worry in his head and the tenseness in his body disappear.'
'I'm kinda dying you baka.' that's when naruto was speechless for the first time in his life.
'Don't worry there's an upside' kyubbi tried to comfort him.
'TO DYING!' Naruto yelled mentally.
' Yes ,I get a week in human form to teach you everything you need to know to inherit my awesomeness and I can get back to my realm away from you weird smelling humans you smell like dirty waffles.'
' Oh Kay,crazy everything like what?'
'Chakra control,all around hotness.how to get respect,find the perfect out fit,make sauske jealous and properly fold towels stuff like that.'
'Okay whatever you say 'naruto said mentally and lied back down tucking himself in the covers.'when do you get your body?'
' I should be here when you wake up OK. just, go to sleep ramen boy.'
'Night kyubbi I-thank you.'naruto said drifting off.
'I love you too kit that's why I'm doing this for you.'kyubbi thought in a low tone because naruto was fast asleep.
yea so a one, a two, you need to review.
