Hi Everyone this a very quick, very short Bad Education one-shot based on a daydream I had when I should be writing my coursework...
This is the shortest thing I've ever written so apologises.
Disclaimer-I own nothing but Mercedes and Roscoe and if anybody knows what character Charlie Wernham is playing now they will know why I called his son Roscoe
I could never master the genius that is Alfie Wickers but please let me know what you think
For A Good Time Call…
In which Alfie finds Mercedes Carmichael-Greyson in a compromising position with Roscoe Harper and is forced to do the unthinkable-call their parents,
He tried to deflect. God knows Alfie tried to deflect. Rosie refused on the principle that seeing as both Roscoe and Mercedes were in Alfie's class they were therefore his responsibility-at least Fraser had the balls to say he was too scared.
It was just a normal day and the next thing he knows he's left the classroom to get a book and when he comes back, Jamie Parsons is watching in disgust as Mercedes Carmichael-Greyson and Roscoe Harper are at each other like a pair of crack-infested weasels.
Mercedes is Frank and Stephan in a woman's body Alfie thinks-her hair is dyed a dark navy blue and her eyes are wide and brown and she's got a cutting remark for everything and a smirk to rival the one her father had.
And now-because Fraser is cracking down on sex in the classrooms Alfie is forced to do the unthinkable-ring Greyson.
As Alfie punches in the well-known number he prays with all his might that it's Stephan who answers.
"Hello" says the voice that still haunts Alfie's nightmares and he gulps. "Frank" he says steeling himself and like clockwork Frank gives out a long laugh that will haunt Alfie for days to come.
"Dickers" he says mockingly and Alfie winces as he hears Stephan in the background and oh-god he interrupted something didn't he… oh he's going to be sick.
"Frank" he says again before he hears Stephan in the background "What does he want? Is something wrong with Mercy?"
Oh shit. Here it comes.
When Frank speaks next his voice is lower and fraught with something sounds like worry "Is it Mercy? Is she ok?" Alfie coughs. "Not really" he says before rushing out "She was caught in a compromising position with Roscoe Harper"
There is a long pause before Frank says in a carefully controlled voice "Compromising?" Alfie gulps again "Sexual" he says and Frank's explosion makes him drop the phone.
"She what!" he yells and Alfie dives under the table feeling utterly humiliated. "Can you come in to discuss this behaviour?" he shouts before throwing the phone away hands shaking.
Oh god Greyson is coming.
After a quick swig of Vodka from Fraser's stash everyone pretends they don't know he has, he's remarkably ok, Mercedes watches him wearily and Alfie knows the minute Greyson walks in she'll turn from an evil harpy to daddy's little princess.
When Greyson does walk in he ignores Alfie completely and focuses on his daughter whose arsenal of innocence is up and running. She smirks at Alfie behind her dad's back who narrows his eyes and feels a headache forming.
And he thought teaching one Greyson was bad.
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