Gasping as I run,
Wondering how they found me,
I ignore they're calls

Of "Haruhi, wait!"
I pray to lose them in the
crowd, but fail badly.

All out of options,
I duck into an alley,
But find in horror...

...I am cornered, trapped.
Nowhere left to run, I turn
To face punishment.

Tamaki, Kaoru,
and Hikaru stand, grinning.
I've lost now for sure.

I decide to go
Quietly as they take me
Back to the Host Club.

"Well," Tamaki says
still grinning, "Here's punishment!
For running, you must..."

Hell hath no fury
Like spending the day wearing
an Ouran girl's dress.

I wonder if I
Should have told them I was just
Out Shopping for Dad.

I really doubt they'd have believed me...