Title: Pet Care 101.1 - Leash
Author: Nbsiren
Rating: PG
Pairing: Asami x Akihito
Spoilers: none
Warnings: none
Summary: Total crack, no plot.
Disclaimer: Characters belong to Yamane Ayano. Other characters are mine.
Author's note: I blame mistressdi and that pic she posted for inflaming the plot bunnies minds with this crack fic.


Everyone knows that when you take your pet out in public one must be sure that it has a collar, id tag, and be on a leash.

Which is how Asami made his entrance for an old acquaintance's party with his adorable kitten.

Of course said kitten was glaring at him.

Dressed in tight leather pants that hugged his lean legs and showed off his perfect ass, tight black tank top that fit him like a glove, and a jeweled collar.

The collar of course had a tag embedded into it telling anyone that got close enough to read it just who he belonged to.

Not that he allowed many close to his pet.

Attached to the ring on his collar a leash was attached, Asami himself holding the other end.

He goes around greeting some of the other guests, all the while making sure his pet didn't wander off. He kept the leash firmly in his hand.

Signaling one of his guards that was following discreetly, the guard goes over to the buffet table to fill a plate.

The guard takes the plate over to a table, sets it down and moves to stand nearby.

Asami soon makes his way to the table, sits down and pulls his pet onto his lap.

Smirking at his pet's mumbled complaint, he strokes his pet's hair and says, "Go ahead and eat."

Not waiting to be told again, his kitten digs into the food.

After he finishes, they get up and Asami takes them over to another table.

One of his guards hands him a package which Asami takes and hands to an older man sitting at the table.

After some words, Asami turns and they make their way out.

Once in the limo, Akihito turns to Asami and says, "Take this off me."

Pulling on the leash, Akihito finds himself on Asami's lap.

"You did good tonight my pet. When we get back home I'll give you your reward."

"I went to the party, take the collar off."

"When we get home. After all pet owners shouldn't unleash their pets until the pet is inside the home."

Asami only smirks when Akihito growls at him.