I had writers block, but this had been on my mind since I made an account here. I have so many ideas for this just like I do with How It Ends, so I'm focusing on updating these all one by one.

Puppy!Blaine, Kitty!Kurt and Meerkat!Sebastian all in one house. I haven't read anything like this, so I'm excited to start.


Kurt was laying down on the armrest of the couch, by the fireplace. It was Christmas time, so he was dozing off watching the twinkling lights on the tree in the living room. Burt and Carole were out shopping for the dinner to come and left Kurt and Blaine alone.

On cue, Kurt heard little paws padding into the room, and pretended to be asleep and see what Blaine would do. He felt Blaine come towards him, and shut his eyes tight. He felt a movement on the couch and peeked slightly to see that Blaine had jumped onto the couch. Something that wasn't allowed when Burt and Carole were home.

Blaine started trotting from one side of the couch over to Kurt, and when he reached him he started to sniff in Kurts ear. Kurt still played the sleeping act, as Blaine pawed at Kurts nose.

"Kurt" Blaine said urgently, "Kurt, why are you playing dead?" Blaine kept pawing at Kurts nose and face insistenly. Kurt grew annoyed at that, and snapped his eyes open to paw at Blaines ears relentlessly.

"Take that, Blaine!" Kurt let his claws out slightly to scratch behind Blaines ear, and Blaine yelped in surprise.

"No fair, Kurt. You tricked me." Blaine whined and hoped of the couch with a evil look in his eyes.

"Blaine, what are you doing?" Kurt had a confused look etched on his face.

"Oh, nothing." Blaine laughed as he headed for Kurts kitty bed, and pounced inside to claw at everything he saw. He chewed up Kurts squeaky toys, yarn, and bells that Carole had bought him and gobbled up all the milk and Kiten Mix that Burt had set up before he left.

Kurt stared at Blaine as he tore everything apart and after the shock faded, he smirked and whispered, "Fine, two can play that game, huh, Blaine?" Kurt leapt off the couch gracefully and glanced at Blaine, who still had a toy in his mouth, and approached Blaines doggy bed.

Kurt spotted Blaine favorite squeaky toy, that was red and heart-shapped, and started to claw into it, making tiny holes that let out air in every direction. Something Blaine couldn't do with his flat nails. Kurts nails were sharp, which made every item he clawed at instantly useless.

"Stop! Kurtie," Blaine whined. "Please, stop messing up my stuff." Kurt giggled and turned around, to meet Blaine famous puppy dog face.

"Blaine, you started it." Kurt approached Blaine and nuzzled Blaines face and ears, and let out an accidental purr, which Blaine recognized meant Kurt liked what he was doing. Kurt pulled away to lick at Blaines forehead. "I'm sorry."

"It's okay, Kurtie. I'm sorry too, but now we can get new stuff!" Blaine wagged his tail as he pounced on Kurt and started licking Kurts nose and mouth, which Burt and Carole would call a 'kiss'.

"Okay, okay. Settle down, I was on the vurge of sleep before you waltzed in." Kurt forgot his words as Blaine kept giving him little licks behind his ears, his favorite spot, other then the mouth. Blaine pulled away and stumbled over to the couch and looked at Kurt expectantly.

"Well?"

"Well?"

"Come over so we can nap."

"oh." Kurt went over to Blaine and snuggled into the corner of the couch, Blaine gave him a confused look, but went over to Kurt and plopped down directly on top of Kurt. Kurt poked his head out from underneath Blaines paw. "Is there a reason you're directly above me?"

"It's for protection."

"Protect me from what?"

"Everything."


Kurt woke up to Burt in his face and Blaine still on top of him, growling at the box Burt was holding up.

"Blaine, why is Burt looking at me like that?" Kurt glanced at Blaine.

"I don't know, Kurt." Blaine got off of Kurt and barked at Burt. "Hey Burt, why are you looking at Kurt like that?" Blaine growled for effect. Burt just laughed and Carole interjected.

"I told you we shouldn't have gotten him." she said. "Blaine is already getting suspicious." She took the box, that Kurt now recognized as a cage, and set it on the table.

"Carole, Finn wanted it for Christmas, he's my only son. I wanted to surprise him." She sighed. "Plus, he can brag about it to Puck, and you know how much he likes to brag." She sighed again. "Look, the damage is done, we already bought him."

"Doesn't mean we still can't take him back anytime we want."

"I promise you, Carole. We will take him back as soon as he starts to get out of control. He's only a baby, how evil could he be?"

"How evil can what be?" Kurt perked up at the conversation, but he knew humans didn't understand what he was saying.

"Yeah, how evil can what be?" Blaine asked again. Blaine on the other hand, thought they knew what he was saying, even though they never responded.

"Blaine, shush!" Burt silenced Blaines barking, "Anyways, We need to keep him a secret until Finn gets home. He's gonna be so excited about his new meerkat."

"We need to be careful, let him get use to Kurt and Blaine."

"I know, that's why I'm gonna show them now, then pack him up when Finn gets here." She nodded

"Hey guys," Burt cooed to the pair. "we have a new member in the family." Blaine growled at the cage and stood in front of Kurt protectively. Carole giggled from Burts side.

"He's gonna get jealous, you know?" Blaine looked up at her.

"Jealous of what?" he barked. Burt opened the cage and let out a meerkat around Kurts size. Blaine pounced on it after it's first step and licked it's face.

"You're so tiny. You tiny little thing! You're as small as Kurt! You little shrimp! I'm a shrimp too, don't worry! Well actually, I'm not a shrimp, I'm a dog, but I'm tiny. I'm a tiny dog!" Kurt hissed at the thing, Carole called a meerkat.

Kurt approached Blaine and the thing still not knowing how to address it, but went for Blaine. Kurt pawed at Blaines face, which was still hovered over the thing and whined. "Blaine, stop playing with it! Now!" Blaine continued to lick at the thing. Kurt hissed at it, hoping to scare it away. "Get off of it, Blaine!"

"I thought you said Blaine would be the jealous one?" Burt said to Carole softly.

"Huh. Blaine is maybe a little more interested in Sebastian then Kurt."

Kurt frowned at that and continued to paw at Blaine. "Blaineeeeeeeeee" Kurt whined. When he realized Blaine wouldn't stop licking at Sebastian, he frowned and whimpered all the way to his kitty bed that was still torn apart, he soon fell asleep alone.


Kurt was woken up again to the sound of the doorbell ringing constantly and hissed at the sound, he knew Finn was at the door. Kurt seen Burt pick up Sebastian from the couch next to Blaine and put him back in the cage, where he belongs. He did him in Burt and Carole's closet and opened the door.

"Finn! Check the closet, Finn! They're hiding the surprise in the closet, Finn! The closet, Finn! It's in there! Go find Sebastian!" Finn picked Blaine up and petted him which Blaine enjoyed, but went to to his room.

"No, the closet!" Finn put Blaine down and asked him to 'be quiet.'

Blaine trotted over to Kurt happily. "Kurtieeee, I asked Finn-"

"Don't call me, Kurtie." Kurt pulled away from Blaine, when Blaine tried to kiss him.

"Why?" Blaine looked broken.

"Because, I don't like that." Kurt walked away, but Blaine followed him. "Go fetch Sebastian and call him Kurtie."

"But he's not my Kurtie." Blaine nuzzled into Kurts face. "You are. You are my Kurtie."

"Why did you leave me for him. I was pulling you away and you stayed with him. Carole said you like him more than me."

"I don't, Kurt." Blaine argued. "I love you, Kurtie." Blaine leaned in to peck at Kurts mouth and Kurt didn't pull away.

"Blaine, nap with me. But I'm not forgiving you that easily."

"Seriously, Kurt you've been napping all day. And that's fine by me."

"It's what I do."

"Okay."


I have to get off the computer, because other people want to get on, but this chapter was suppose to be long.

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