A/N: Crack fiction! I love Hinata! Get that? I was bored in math class and wrote this. I had this for along time and thought i should post it. Flame if you want.

Hinata need help ( Her stalking problem ) and found a therapist!

Hinata: Um...hello *cough* M-my name is..*cough* My name is Hinata..um..i'm 13 years old.. and *cough* and i'm a stalker!

Therapist: Thank-you! Can you please tell me your last name *smile*

Hinata: Excuse me...i-i..w-why?

Therapist: Because...*smile*

Hinata: Because what?

Therapist: Nevermind Tell me who did you stalk? *smile*

Hinata: Um...*blush* His n-name is *cough*...*still blushing*...

Therapist: Come .*smile*

Hinata: Ok his name is Naruto...*blush*

Therapist: And why did you stalk him?*smile*

Hinata: OK! First of all...STOP SMILING! And second of all..you don't need to know!

Therapist: Please be quiet...*smile*

Hinata: *Beep* you! I quit this crap!

Hinata walk away...

THE END