Sure no problem!
By: J.A. Hartman
Summary: If Hermione Granger and Harry Potter ever needed to have a kid but couldn't I'd carry it for them. I'd keep it…but I'd carry it too. One-shot.
I had a daughter. I love her very much. And it all started with this.
Flashback
"Jayde, we have just
received news that Hermione cannot carry a child. So…we want to
know if you'd do the honors of carrying it for us?" Harry asked
with seriousness in his voice.
"Sure no problem." I answered
with a grin on my face.
Unflashback
Aww….that was the happiest day of my life! Then came the time when they'd have to shove the things in my…what was it? Uranus? Maybe it was utters. I dunno…something like that.
Flashback
"So Jayde, we will be placing the embryo in your uterus. Within nine months at least, you will give birth to a female child." I blinked and grinned some more.
"Sure no problem!"
Unflashback
Wow…that was the most confusing conversation I ever had. Couldn't remember a bit of it. Though I wrote it down…Hmm…
Flashback
FART!
"Ewww!"
Said everyone.
"Mind keeping the gas on a down level!" Harry snapped. Hey! He was the one that did this to me! HE AND THAT WENCH OF A PERSON HERMIONE!
"Sure no problem!"
Unflashback
Worst nine months of my life.
Flashback
"JUST ONE MORE PUSH FOR US JAYDE!"
"Sure no problem!" And that was when the baby was born. Harry and Hermione walked in tears of joy running down their cheeks as I lay in the bed with a stupid grin on my face.
"We can't tell you
how much this has meant to us Jayde! We don't know how we'll EVER
repay you! Well…we're gonna go see our baby girl now!" Said
Harry happy written all over his face.
"Sure no problem!" I
said and watched them walk out the door. As soon as they did though,
I stood up pushing the doctors out of my way and ignoring the blood
all over my legs and headed through a hallway. I pushed my way
through a crowd of old dieing people and then burst into the doors of
the baby ward. I found the child that was titled 'Jayde Potter'
grabbed it and ran out of the hospital as fast as I could.
Unflashback
The entire court was staring at me now, their mouths agape, while I sat there with a grin on my face. Wow…these hard chairs were really uncomfortable.
"Ms. Hartman, I must say I'm completely appalled at your actions! You are being accused of kidnapping and could receive life without parole! I hope you understand the seriousness of what you have done! However you will not be charged for any of your actions."
Harry and Hermione gasped from the crowd and glared at the Judge.
"You will just be put in St. Mungo's until someone tells you you can leave!"
"Do I get a squishy room!"
"Yes, complete with a white jacket!"
"Sure no problem!"
