Me:welcome to my story called Holy Pea,have you ever been in the rain and hear someone say that god is peaing well maybe he is who knows but after this 004,002,sora,riku,and zidane will know

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"Hello guys and women wolcome to dancing in pea the show where ppl are danceing in pea and dont even know it,go are you ready to pea?"asks the anouncer bob

god whines"do i really have to pea on these inosent ppl?"i run in and yell"yes you must they have ruined my life first 004 got married not to me,2nd 002 cheated on me 3rd sora died in my game like 100 times

riku got beaten up by a dieing fairy and zidane is gay!"god and bob look at each other"did she go on drugs again"bob asks only to be given an evil stare"ok are first victim is drumroll please"bob tapes the drum makeing it get

louder and louder"RIKU"i yell in a instant riku gets draged in by cloud and sephrioth"why hello riku now im going to ask you some quistions and you must aswer them or you will be humped by my evil humping dogie or

you will be rained on*laughts maniait like* riku stares at me like ive gone nuts"ok first quistion

Quistion 1:

did you ever think sora or kairi where cute in the game?

riku:aculy i thought sephrioth was cute

me:-_- ok sephrioth bring in humpy

riku:O_Owhy i aswered

me:you gave me the wronge aswer,now will you lie again so you can get rained on or do you want to be lefted in pain from a rabbit?

riku:i really did tell the truth and i aswered you

me:LIE!

sephrioth:ok god get ready for the pea

god:oh boy i thought i might wet myself

riku:O_O im gona get pead on

god:ahhh*pulls down pants and pea's all over riku*

bob:hes danceing in the holy pea holy holy holy pea

god:tinkel,tinkel,tinkel,tinkel*spins around peaing all over riku*

me:suffer riku,suffer for the pain you have caused me

riku:i didnt touch you

me:you lost to sora the fairy he was so easy to kill but no you and ansem the most powerful people lost

sephrioth:ok your outa here*pulls a cord and riku falls throught a hole in the floor*

Me:ok are next guest is dun.dun.dun Zidane

*cloud brings in a screaming zidane*

Zidane:i dont wanna!i dont wanna!i dont wanna!

Me:muahahaha im going to tourtue you

zidane:nooooooooo

Me:ok zidane quistion one why did you become gay and with who?

zidane:i dont wanna!oh banana*grabs banana and gobbles it up*

Me:you didnt aswer me i belive that you will now be humped my mr.humpy

*cloud brings out mr.humpy the rabbit with a giant dick the size of a bed*

zidane:O_O

*cloud puts mr.humpy on zidane and instantly mr.humpy humps zidane*

zidane:hahaha that tickles

Me:O_O ok bring out bloue skys and a little rain

god:ok*peas on zidane*

zidane:mmmm holy pea

me:sephrioth just drop him

sephrioth:my pleaser*pulls cord and watches zidane fall

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Me:well how did you like it? good,bad,funny,weird,creepy,scary plz review