One day, Sasori and Deidara decided that they would take the day off just to relax. They went over to Sasori's house, ate popcorn, and watched a movie. Pretty soon Deidara got up and went to the bathroom. An hour later Deidara was still in the bathroom, but not wanting to be rude, Sasori stayed on the couch and watched more T.V. After an hour more had went by, Sasori couldn't stand it any longer. He then proceeded to walk to the bathroom, only to find that Deidara was not in there. He walked into his bedroom and looked around. A sniffling, high-pitched sound came from inside the closet, so he walked over and opened the door. There was Deidara, sitting in the fetal position, hyperventilating and crying.

"What the hell?" Sasori mumbled, stepping back in shock.

"THANK GOD! You found me! Finally! I've been locked in this damn closet for over and hour!" Deidara shouted at him, his eyes bugging out.

"Uh…Deidara, the closet doesn't have a lock."

"Oh. Well, at least I don't have to use the bathroom anymore"

"That's – wait! What?" Sasori looked down only to see Deidara had wet his pants.