Somewhere in the video game realm, where they exist like we exist...only to fight and beat people up mercilessly, various Nintendo characters and a freaky blue hedgehog were duking it out on Yoshi's Island. Mario vs. Sonic vs. Captain Falcon. Though Mario was too stuffed by spaghetti to fight, and Sonic was too drunk, so those two were wandering around aimlessly.
Captain Falcon approached Mario. "Show me your moves!" He shouted as he posed a bit for the camera.
"Fuck-a off, Falcon, I'm-a too full and depressed at-a the moment." Mario replied as he scooped up another spoonfull of spaghetti "Some-a man in iron stole-a my chick."
Sonic wobbled by drunkenly and crashed near Mario. "Oh? Cause-cause I think...think that that douche also s-stole my beer. Hold on, I gotta puke." Sonic ran off to the side of the platform and vomited.
"Captain Falcon isn't afraid of some iron man. Captain Falcon says...show me your moves!"
Just then, Iron Man landed behind Captain Falcon, and tapped him on the shoulder. "Iron Man PUNCH!" He shouted as Falcon turned around, only to be hit and sent packing into the sky. "I am Iron Man, and that taunt was getting annoying."
"You-a again!" Mario shouted as he tossed away his spaghetti. He jumped up, sound effect and all, and prepared to fight. "Now-a you're going to pay, bastard!"
"Ditto!" Sonic said as he joined Mario. "Right after I throw up again." He went to the side and barfed once more.
"Bring it, bitch." Iron Man said as he prepared for battle.
Mario ran up and threw his fist, but Iron Man grabbed it and tossed him into the sky, defeating him. He then blasted Sonic off the platform with his repulsor ray.
"A deed is done." Iron Man flew off into the sky.
