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A is for Alfonzo

Draco and I hadn't been married for long, but we'd been living together for about a year. My parents never knew about our "pre-marital relations", but my mother in law, Narcissa, had found out one day and had turned her nose up, and decided that I was absolutely putrid until the wedding, when she suddenly loved me. I don't like her all that much, but she does love my dear Draco with all her heart, I can give you that.

Anyway, being in love as we were, I hadn't meant to get pregnant, but even the best anti-pregnancy potions and charms just don't work sometimes. So, now I had a baby bump and a book of names in front of me.

"How about… Brian?" Draco asked, taking my hand.

"Well, what's it mean?"

"Er… high and noble."

"No."

"Raoul?"

"Meaning?"

"… Wolf counsel." He said hesitantly.

"No!" we both chorused.

"How about… Alfonzo?" he asked.

I looked at him. "What?"

He sighed, "Never mind."

This baby naming thing is going to take a long time.