Original working title: "The Absolutely True Diary of a Part-Time Mobian"

WARNING: OOC level is off the charts. Yes, this is loosely based on Sword Art Online, even though I'm pretty sure this idea came before I'd ever heard of Sword Art Online. Also, this has nothing to do with Trippolette. Just so you know. Remember, your reviews are greatly appreciated.


Long ago, in the dawn of our MMORPG civilization, there was a Game.

A Game that was so hard it was banned from the land.

Known by many names, those who dared to seek it had to undergo a perilous quest in order to unearth it from its tomb.

Now that Game has arisen once again, ready to be rocked.

It is packaged with a health warning, as well as a false strategy guide.

Players are hereby forewarned that only the most hardcore gamer in the multiverse master it.

And this Game most effortlessly lives up to its word.

For the very last level has developed infamy among the gaming multiverse as the hardest level ever created.

Harder than the World's Hardest Game, according to some.

So hard that it risks being re-banned from the land.

So hard that it should carry a second health warning.

So hard that it simply has not been beaten.

Ever.

Many have started rumors as to what actually happens after this final level.

Some say at that point they will realize that they have wasted too much precious time because the ending sucks.

Others say untold riches and a bounty fit for ten kings awaits the winner.

Still others believe that yet another, infinitely harder level lies ahead.

And then there's the bunch who claim that this Game is never meant to be conquered.

I don't know if all four hypotheses can be correct at the same time, but they sure as hell are equally possible.

The player will always overlook the health warning, which conceals possibly the most important bit of info about this Game.

The sole reason why it was initially banned in the first place.

And as you are reading this, the entire Senate is seriously considering shutting down this Game once and for all.

Because the player simply does not realize exactly what is at stake until it's too late.

Because as if dying in a dream, if the player dies in the Game... he dies for real.

Game Over.