Disclaimer: I don't own the song Bringing Sexy Back nor do I own Naruto. I only own this parody.

Summary: Set during the Sasuke Retrieval Arc where it all revolves around Sasuke and getting him to Leaf or Sound. We all know what he chose

It begins with the retrieval team singing together then separately incase you're curious.


"Bringin' Sasuke Back"

(Leaf and Sound Parody of Bringing Sexy Back by Justin Timberlake)

[Sasuke Retrieval Team]

We're bringing Sasuke back

Them sound boys don't know how to act

That coffin ain't special behind your back

So turn around and we'll take him back

Take em' to the Leaf

[Naruto]

Damn Teme

You see that curse mark

It makes you his slave

Orochimaru wants you for your body

It's only Itachi that makes you this way

[Tayuya]

Take em' to the Snake

[Kimimaro plus Sound 5]

Come here boy

Go Hebi, come with us

Come to the Sound

Go Hebi, come with us

Leader of 5

Go Hebi, come with us

Upgrade your eyes

Go Hebi, come with us

Let me see who we're dealing with

Go Hebi, come with us

Look at that grip

Go Hebi, come with us

You made him cry

Go Hebi, come with us

Go curse mark style

Go Hebi, come with us

And get your Hebi on

Go Hebi, come with us

Get your Hebi on

Go Hebi, come with us [x6](1)

Get your Hebi on

[Orochimaru plus Kabuto]

I'm taking Sasuke-ack!(2)

My Lord there's no time, we have to act

Use my body before yours goes slack

Cause your body is degenerating rather fast

No! Bring me Sasuke!

[Naruto]

Damn Teme

You see that curse mark

It makes you his slave

Orochimaru wants you for your body

It's only Itachi that makes you this way

[Sasuke]

I'm Leaving for the Sound

[Orochimaru plus Kabuto]

Come here boy

Go Hebi, come with us

Welcome to my lair

Go Hebi, come with us

Apprentice of mine

Go Hebi, come with us

Upgrade your eyes

Go Hebi, come with us

Let me see you grow in power

Go Hebi, come with us

right up to your final hour

Go Hebi, come with us

You made me smile

Go Hebi, come with us

Using that curse mark child

Go Hebi, come with us

And get your Hebi on

Go Hebi, come with us

Welcome to the Sound

Go Hebi, come with us

Get your Hebi on

Go Hebi, come with us [x4](3)

Get your Hebi on

[Kakashi]

He tried to bring Sasuke back

I was too late to stop the attack

Poor Naruto had fought with all he had

Sasuke's trail's gone cold, this is bad

He's left for the Sound

[Sasuke]

Just wait Itachi

Go Hebi, come with us

I'll avenge my clan

Go Hebi, come with us

But not your way

Go Hebi, come with us

Train with that Snake

Go Hebi, come with us

Let me see how strong my power will grow

Go Hebi, come with us

To vanquish my foes

Go Hebi, come with us

As you should already know

Go Hebi, come with us

Your death will make me smile

Go Hebi, come with us

Laugh like an insane child

Go Hebi, come with us

And I'll get my vengeance on

Go Taka, come with us

Get your vengeance on

Go Taka, come with us [x6](4)

Get your vengeance on


Disclaimer: I don't own the song Bringing Sexy Back nor do I own Naruto. I only own this parody.

(1) - Having the [x6] saves you from boring repetition or eye strain or even losing your spot on the page.

(2) - It's the scene where his body is degenerating waiting for Sasuke to be brought to him for the transference ritual. Kabuto offers his own body instead, however, Orochimaru only wants Sasuke's body. the "-ack!" moment is him hacking and coughing in pain.

(3) - It's [x4] because the first is a different line "Welcome to the Sound" then I added "Get your Hebi on - Go Hebi, come with us" to reiterate what was being repeated.

(4) - Taka instead of Hebi because in Shippuden he kills or absorbs Orochimaru and changes the team name to Team Taka instead of Team Hebi. [x6] You probably understand what this means by now.

Taka - Hawk

Hebi - Snake

Review if you liked it. I think I did a pretty good job. Flames will be used to light my fireplace.