Disclaimer: I don't own the song Bringing Sexy Back nor do I own Naruto. I only own this parody.
Summary: Set during the Sasuke Retrieval Arc where it all revolves around Sasuke and getting him to Leaf or Sound. We all know what he chose
It begins with the retrieval team singing together then separately incase you're curious.
"Bringin' Sasuke Back"
(Leaf and Sound Parody of Bringing Sexy Back by Justin Timberlake)
[Sasuke Retrieval Team]
We're bringing Sasuke back
Them sound boys don't know how to act
That coffin ain't special behind your back
So turn around and we'll take him back
Take em' to the Leaf
[Naruto]
Damn Teme
You see that curse mark
It makes you his slave
Orochimaru wants you for your body
It's only Itachi that makes you this way
[Tayuya]
Take em' to the Snake
[Kimimaro plus Sound 5]
Come here boy
Go Hebi, come with us
Come to the Sound
Go Hebi, come with us
Leader of 5
Go Hebi, come with us
Upgrade your eyes
Go Hebi, come with us
Let me see who we're dealing with
Go Hebi, come with us
Look at that grip
Go Hebi, come with us
You made him cry
Go Hebi, come with us
Go curse mark style
Go Hebi, come with us
And get your Hebi on
Go Hebi, come with us
Get your Hebi on
Go Hebi, come with us [x6](1)
Get your Hebi on
[Orochimaru plus Kabuto]
I'm taking Sasuke-ack!(2)
My Lord there's no time, we have to act
Use my body before yours goes slack
Cause your body is degenerating rather fast
No! Bring me Sasuke!
[Naruto]
Damn Teme
You see that curse mark
It makes you his slave
Orochimaru wants you for your body
It's only Itachi that makes you this way
[Sasuke]
I'm Leaving for the Sound
[Orochimaru plus Kabuto]
Come here boy
Go Hebi, come with us
Welcome to my lair
Go Hebi, come with us
Apprentice of mine
Go Hebi, come with us
Upgrade your eyes
Go Hebi, come with us
Let me see you grow in power
Go Hebi, come with us
right up to your final hour
Go Hebi, come with us
You made me smile
Go Hebi, come with us
Using that curse mark child
Go Hebi, come with us
And get your Hebi on
Go Hebi, come with us
Welcome to the Sound
Go Hebi, come with us
Get your Hebi on
Go Hebi, come with us [x4](3)
Get your Hebi on
[Kakashi]
He tried to bring Sasuke back
I was too late to stop the attack
Poor Naruto had fought with all he had
Sasuke's trail's gone cold, this is bad
He's left for the Sound
[Sasuke]
Just wait Itachi
Go Hebi, come with us
I'll avenge my clan
Go Hebi, come with us
But not your way
Go Hebi, come with us
Train with that Snake
Go Hebi, come with us
Let me see how strong my power will grow
Go Hebi, come with us
To vanquish my foes
Go Hebi, come with us
As you should already know
Go Hebi, come with us
Your death will make me smile
Go Hebi, come with us
Laugh like an insane child
Go Hebi, come with us
And I'll get my vengeance on
Go Taka, come with us
Get your vengeance on
Go Taka, come with us [x6](4)
Get your vengeance on
Disclaimer: I don't own the song Bringing Sexy Back nor do I own Naruto. I only own this parody.
(1) - Having the [x6] saves you from boring repetition or eye strain or even losing your spot on the page.
(2) - It's the scene where his body is degenerating waiting for Sasuke to be brought to him for the transference ritual. Kabuto offers his own body instead, however, Orochimaru only wants Sasuke's body. the "-ack!" moment is him hacking and coughing in pain.
(3) - It's [x4] because the first is a different line "Welcome to the Sound" then I added "Get your Hebi on - Go Hebi, come with us" to reiterate what was being repeated.
(4) - Taka instead of Hebi because in Shippuden he kills or absorbs Orochimaru and changes the team name to Team Taka instead of Team Hebi. [x6] You probably understand what this means by now.
Taka - Hawk
Hebi - Snake
Review if you liked it. I think I did a pretty good job. Flames will be used to light my fireplace.
