This is a collab/rp with KunoichiWolf:
xXUchihaxHanaXx (me):
Itachi, Sasuke, Nagato, Pein, Hidan (temporarily), Kakuzu, Hashirama, Hiashi, Hinata (temporarily), Hana, Kiba, Suigetsu (half-time), Juugo.
KunoichiWolf:
Deidara, Neji, Hinata, Hidan, Konan, Madara, Hizashi, Hanabi, Hana (temporarily), Karin, Dekarei, Suigetsu (half-time).
A PAIN IN THE ASS prologue
Neji dodged a dagger coming his way, taking out his crossbow. He aimed it and shot. The arrow flew threw the air, its silver tip piercing through a werewolf's body, killing it instantly. The Hyuuga sighed, then heard movement. He dashed towards it, hiding behind a tree. Uchiha Sasuke. His sworn enemy, and the only vampire he's never been able to kill.
Sasuke smirked, feeling his rival was around. Rival, sworn enemy, whatever Neji called it, that Hyuuga was such a pain. He had to admit, playing around was fun, and he loved the taste of danger. But even so, he didn't have much privacy with this guy chasing him around.
Neji raised his crossbow, aiming it at the Uchiha. He knew the silver tipped arrows would be useful. Silver takes care of werewolves, and arrows were just like small steaks, which is why he still used wooden arrows instead of plastic. If his arrow was plastic, it would do absolutely nothing to a vampire. With a click, Neji shot the arrow, but it missed. Sasuke vanished.
The Uchiha's smirk widened, and he was fast enough to get rid of Neji's arrows in a flash, before vanishing again. From the shadows that surrounded them, he spoke. "Long time no see... Neji-kun. I was waiting for you."
"Heh.. it's been about a month since I last tracked you, Uchiha." Neji replied, still perfectly calm.
"You're always so formal, yet we know each other for ages. Each time you meet me, it's a new fail on your list... I broke your record of perfect marks, and you hate me for that."
"Damn right I do." The Hyuuga agreed.
"But you insist on coming after me." Sasuke's voice had already changed place within the shadows. It was behind Neji. "For what? To add more fails, and be even more humiliated."
"No. I will catch you, Uchiha. One day or another. I won't give up until I do." He said. No way in Hell, any of them, was Neji going to loose to a vampire.
"And you'll fail in the end, too." The Uchiha smirked pulling his hand back, and all of a sudden Neji was tied up against a tree.
"...?!" Neji narrowed his eyes and the vampire that was now standing in front of him.
Sasuke licked his lips, his red eyes looking straight into the Hyuuga's own. "There's only one material that can break these wires. And... well, I'm not telling you what it is." He smirked.
"Fucker...!!"
"Now maybe I can taste your blood, and suck it all out of you..." The Uchiha chuckled evilly. "Or maybe I can turn you into a vampire, into what you hate."
"Fuck no!!" Neji glared, trying to reach a Zirconian dagger in his belt.
Sasuke pulled some of his fingers back, making the dagger fall onto the ground. "Ops."
"Kuso!!" Neji scowled.
The Uchiha pulled the dagger closer to himself before picking it up and examining it. "I'll be keeping this." He said, putting it away. "Neji-kun, you're so kind of giving me that as a present!"
"Fucking vampire... I will kill you!!"
"Really now?" Sasuke got closer to Neji, tightening the ropes that held his legs and arms down.
Neji flinched, feeling the wire cut into his skin. This was bad. Usually he was more prepared to fighting Sasuke.
"As much as I hate you, Neji-kun... as much as you're a pest to my life, I'm in doubt if I should kill you or just turn you..."
"And why do you doubt such thoughts, Uchiha?" He hissed.
"Because it's far too much fun to play with you..." Sasuke smirked, using another wire to bring Neji's head to the side.
"And what do you mean by that, vampire?" The Hyuuga asked, keeping his senses sharp. Was Sasuke going to...?
"That for now, I'll just have a taste of this!" The Uchiha let his fangs grow, touching them to Neji's neck and roughly sinking them in.
Neji gasped, eyes growing wide. There was a bit a pain, but then suddenly... a surge of pleasure went through his body. His eyes slid shut, and he felt like he had died and gone to Heaven. The Hyuuga completely lost mind of his surroundings, dropping his guard.
Sasuke felt the taste of Neji's blood fill his mouth, and his eyes widened slightly. It tasted so much better than he expected it to. So much better than anything he expected to drink. He reluctantly pulled away, keeping to his word of just a taste. Then, he smirked. "Neji-kun, Neji-kun... did you like that, heh? Your face is just as like who had sex." He chuckled evilly.
The Hyuuga was still out of it, and didn't hear the Uchiha's words.
The Uchiha licked over Neji's neck, taking the last bit of escaping blood from the wound. "I win again... and this time, you lost low."
A soft moan escaped Neji's lips and he opened his eyes slightly.
Sasuke wanted to hear that again... but now was not the time. "I wonder how your clan will take that bite..."
Neji's eyes widened as he realized what had just taken place... and how much he'd liked it. No! No, he did NOT like it! Not at all! He couldn't...
"You noticed, right? You moaned, Neji-kun. You moaned in pleasure. Because of me."
"No! Shut up!!"
"In denial?" Sasuke smirked, sucking over the bite mark.
Neji gasped slightly, trying desperately to hold back another moan.
The Uchiha continued until he heard it again. Oh, it didn't take long until Neji moaned. "See, Neji-kun?"
"N-no... Go away!"
"What will your clan think of their little hunter? You were bitten by me, and you survived. They'll despise you." Sasuke smirked cruelly.
"No... That won't happen..."
"They'll know I'm alive, so they'll hate you. They'll know because the scar will be on you until my death."
The Hyuuga glared silently. He hoped the Uchiha was wrong.
"Oi! Sasuke!" Called a voice from above. Well, above them at least, but it was obviously coming from the highest point of a building.
"Oh, my team is waiting for me, Neji-kun. Ja~ Tell me how your family reunion was later." He vanished.
"What took you so long, Sasuke?" Suigetsu asked, grinning.
Neji sighed heavily, shaking his head. He hated himself so much right now.
"Oh... just Neji-kun following me around again. I was talking to him, you know, long time no see and stuff like that." Sasuke still held a cruel, triumphant smirk.
"... Hn?" Itachi felt something familiar... probably the Taka again. He immediately changed his direction, going towards where his brother's team should be.
"Yeah, as usual. I also stole some arrows and a dagger. Unique pieces, I'll show you them when we go to meet the others." Sasuke chuckled, too. "Let's leave. I don't want to wait until his beloved family finds him, and us."
"Aa. Ikuze." Suigetsu nodded.
They left, and soon Itachi arrived. No sign of them, but a tied up little brother's enemy. "Hyuuga, eh?" He said, inspecting the tied human.
Neji looked up, fully alert again. Another vampire.
"Hyuuga Neji... Sasuke's enemy, is it?"
"... Hai..."
"Good. Knowing your rank of perfection, I assume that my outouto was here some moments ago..." Itachi smirked. "Where is he?"
"... Left."
"To where?"
"Left."
Itachi arched an eyebrow, walking closer to the younger one. "I'll make you talk."
"..."
"I came from the left, he isn't there." The vampire smirked.
"…"
Itachi crashed his lips to Neji's, still smirking.
Neji's eyes grew wide. He still couldn't move...
The Uchiha used his tongue to slip a small pill into the Hyuuga's mouth, and then he pulled back, forcing him to swallow.
Neji moaned involuntarily, closing his eyes. 'No...'
Itachi chuckled cruelly when he saw Neji had really swallowed it. "That will paralyze your body, and the only thing you'll be able to use... is your voice."
Neji had already known that, but he couldn't help it. The Uchiha certainly knew what he was doing...
The Uchiha then took out a dagger that was entirely, except for the handle, made of Mithril. Of course, he didn't tell the Hyuuga what it was. It's not like he'd ever find any Mithril around... it was the rarest metal in the whole world. Smirking, he easily cut the strings with it, watching as Neji fell to the ground.
The Hyuuga collapsed to the ground, groaning slightly.
Itachi used the same dagger to cut off and rip to pieces all of Neji's clothes. He wasn't going anywhere so early.
A bad feeling came over the Hyuuga as he realized what the vampire may be doing.
"Will you talk, Hyuuga?" Asked the Uchiha, picking him up by the neck and pinning him against the tree.
"... I told you... Left..."
Itachi had no patience for games now. He had a slut to teach back at the base, seeing that even as his prize and possession, Deidara never learned his place. So Itachi lowered his pants somewhat and without warning or preparation, thrust into the boy.
Neji's eyes grew wide, and he screamed.
The Uchiha chuckled, thrusting again, not giving any time for the Hyuuga to adjust. "In what direction did he go?"
The Hyuuga didn't answer, but rather moaned loudly. Yes, he felt pain and a lot of it, but he also felt pleasure as well. His life surely was going to fall apart after this night. He was being raped by a vampire. And liking it.
"You little slut, answer." Itachi cut a deep wound on Neji's shoulder.
Neji tried to respond, but couldn't find the breath. He was panting too heavily to speak.
The Uchiha stopped his movements, growling.
The Hyuuga tried to catch his breath, forcing his breathing to slow. "I... already told you... Left..."
Itachi thrust roughly, starting to pound Neji into the tree.
"Ahh!!" Neji gasped, moaning against his will as he felt the vampire hit something inside of him and sent an extra surge of pleasure to overwhelm him.
The Uchiha continued going at a strong, fast and hard pace.
Neji felt his insides clenching, and knew the vampire was driving him to his limits.
Itachi smirked, wondering if he should turn Neji or not. In the end, he decided to just bite him. He did so, on the other side of the neck from where Sasuke had bitten.
Neji moaned loudly, the pleasure from the bite throwing him over the edge and to climax.
The Uchiha came soon after, releasing into the Hyuuga. Immediately he pulled out, pulling his pants up and closing them. He smirked. "Actually, I knew from the beginning in what direction Sasuke went. But it was fun playing with you."
Neji collapsed to the ground, closing his eyes. He still couldn't move... He would have to wait until someone found him... Hopefully, it would be Hinata. She was the most understanding out of their clan. She wouldn't judge him for this, she was far too kind.
"Hyuuga, be sure to tell Sasuke that his big brother sends a bite. Now I have a slut to train, so goodbye~" And he vanished, soon showing up at what they called the base. A big underground castle, where the Akatsuki, a group of creatures that moved against human hunters and their helpers, hid.
Neji opened his eyes, glaring at where the vampyre had been standing. "Mother fucker..."
Itachi opened the door to the bedroom he shared with his possession, Deidara. Well, possession is the right word. The blond was his, his pet, his toy, whatever he wanted. That was their agreement. He felt his anger boiled when he opened the door and met with an all-too-familiar scenario. Deidara was being fucked by Hidan. Again.
The blond moaned loudly as the Jashinist thrust into him. He felt a surge of pleasure, and was at his limits.
Growling, the Uchiha pulled Hidan away from Deidara and slammed him against a wall before he could react. "Do. Not. Touch. What's. Mine." He growled, his eyes turning red. Soon, he had Hidan screaming in pain. Not pleasure from the pain, but really raw and pure agony. Yes, Itachi Uchiha could make a half-god scream for mercy. So wonderful. As he finished chopping Hidan to pieces over and over in their minds, he threw the Jashinist out the door and locked it, turning to Deidara.
Deidara frowned, panting and sitting up. He hated when Itachi got like this. It's not like the blond was a toy he couldn't share. No, much different. Deidara was a person... sort of. A Siren, to be exact. He sighed, golden hair falling over his shoulders.
"I thought we had an agreement, Deidara. This is one of the last times you're to break it." He glared at the blond. "You agreed to be mine when I saved you, and you were loyal... for some time. Now you fuck anything that moves."
The blond refused to respond, turning away from the vampire. "Go away, un."
"This is my room. Actually, I thought you should remember that I brought you here, and I made Pein accept you as one of us." Itachi acted this cold, of course he did, he needed to get Deidara to obey. But each time the blond did this, even if it was a Siren thing, Itachi hurt on the inside. He knew that even Sirens could be tamed, he just didn't seem to be able to.
"Hn... Really, Itachi, what did you expect? I'm a Siren, un." The blond said. Deidara knew that some Sirens could be tamed, but not like this. If that's what Itachi was trying to do, he would never succeed in controlling Deidara. To become the Master of a Siren, a person must appeal in all possible ways. For Deidara, that would mean not to be treated like a toy.
"I expected to find a way to keep you mine. You have no idea what you do to me this way." The Uchiha sighed. "Wash... I'll be back soon." He said, leaving the room and going to Madara's. He needed to talk. Maybe this time Madara would skip the physical part that always came with helping Itachi... at least he was sure Hidan wouldn't touch Deidara for some time, even if seduced.
Rather than obey the Uchiha, the blond had another thing in mind. He still had unsolved 'problems' and didn't want to solve them himself. There was one person who Itachi would never dare attack, and that person had been plenty willing to help him before. Leader-sama. He got up, pulled on some pants, and went to said red-head's room, knocking on the door.
Itachi slipped into his sensei's room, walking over to the bed and sitting beside Madara. There were some moments of silence before he leaned against the older and sighed. "I need help with Dei again..." He smiled softly. He hadn't called the blond that since the time he obeyed Itachi. At least not in front of him. Shaking his head, he looked up at Madara for help.
Nagato sighed, standing from his chair where he had been filled with reports of hunters, and went to answer the door. When Konan was around things were much easier, mainly because she would answer the door and make him coffee.
The older Uchiha sighed, wrapping his arms around Itachi. "It seems like what you're trying to do is impossible for him." Madara nuzzled him, stroking Itachi's hair. "Perhaps... you should go about him a different way. Lock him up if you have to."
"I don't want to hurt him... not much. I have a feeling that would make things worse, even if it's what I would usually do to someone..." Itachi buried his face in Madara's chest. "I have no idea what to do."
Nagato smirked, seeing the blond. He stepped aside, letting Deidara walk in. "Isn't your master going to be angry?" He asked that every time, even knowing Itachi wouldn't come against him. But he knew of the Uchiha's feelings, and he also knew of the deal between Deidara and Itachi. It seems like Deidara wasn't willing to keep to the deal at all.
"I can't think of much anymore. You're being pretty strict with him and he still wont obey." Madara stated. "I would probably resort to severely punishing him until he learns better. After all, that's how I tamed the Elf before."
"Heh. What else is new, un?" Deidara always gave the same response as he stepped inside.
"Madara-sensei... is it... weak of me, to have fallen for him?" Asked the younger, quietly.
The leader closed the door, locking it. "You seem to have already been started in something." His smirk widened as he walked towards the blond, pulling him to his chest and crashing their lips together.
It took a long time for Madara to respond. "... No."
The blond moaned softly, wrapping his arms around the taller male's neck.
Itachi sighed, climbing onto the other's lap and snuggling against him. "W... what would happen if I... tried being... I don't know, gentle?" He asked, biting his lip.
Nagato broke the kiss to throw Deidara onto the bed and climb over him, ripping his pants off.
Madara stroked the smaller male's hair, nuzzling him. "Who knows? It might work."
Deidara looked up at the leader, giving a sly smile. He was definitely looking forward to this. At times, he could be just as rough as Hidan, even.
Nuzzling back, the younger vampire nodded. "I'll try... I just hope it does work. I don't want to loose him for real..."
"I'm assuming that you don't need preparation, because it seems like someone has been there already. Get me hard." The redhead growled, biting on Deidara's neck before sitting back.
"You technically can't lose him, so don't worry."
"Hai..." The blond moaned softly, adjusting himself. He licked the leader's tip before taking him into his mouth and sucking.
"But sensei... It hurts to see him with them." Itachi sighed. "I wish he could be mine... only mine, and we wouldn't have to worry about anything like that."
Nagato smirked, letting out a low moan and feeling himself start to harden. "No wonder why Itachi saved you..."
"Well, try being kind to him, as you said."
The blond chuckled, hollowing his cheeks to please the other more.
Itachi smiled, closing his eyes. He just knew Deidara didn't obey, but... he'd have to try winning him.
Nagato, after some moments feeling himself fully hard, yanked the blond up by his hair and made him turn and bend over. Then, he thrust in.
Deidara moaned, closing his eyes in pleasure. Out of everyone, Sasori, Hidan, and the Leader were his favorites.
The redhead went at a fast and hard pace, smirking. Then, he leaned in and whispered in the blond's ear. "I wonder what will happen to the rest of us if Itachi happens to tame you..."
"It'll... hahh... never happen..." The blond said between moans.
"Heh." The demon went faster, smirking all the while, occasionally grunting.
Deidara met the other's thrusts as best as he could, moaning.
It was over half an hour that they'd been fucking, and Nagato's pace had not slowed at any.
The blond moaned loudly as the vengeance demon thrust into his prostate.
The leader smirked, stroking Deidara's cock roughly while pounding into him.
"Ohh...!" Deidara moaned louder, coming closer to his limits. He could easily go for another hour on a normal day, but this was after already having been fucked by Hidan.
Nagato continued, biting down on the blond's neck until he felt him release into his hand. After some moments, the redhead himself came. "Hn... this was quick."
"Ah... Only because I was with Hidan before, un. Itachi walked in." Deidara explained, panting softly.
"Oh, I feel sorry for the poor Jashinist..." Nagato chuckled. "Anyway, I have reports to read and check, so you can be on your way... thank you for the visit." He threw some pants off, going back to work.
Deidara pulled his pants on, giving a friendly smile to the leader. "Thanks, ja." He said, leaving and heading back to 'his' room.
Itachi felt the blond approaching the room and smiled softly, waiting for him to walk in.
Said blond entered, closing the door behind him and walking towards the bathroom- completely ignoring the vampire.
The Uchiha stood, following the blond and hugging him. "Dei..." He whispered, like in the beginning, before this mess started. He used to call him that all the time, and actually show his love in the voice. He was doing that again... it could work, but he needed time, too.
Deidara blinked in surprise upon hearing his old nickname. It's been years since the Uchiha had called him that. Nicknames meant affection, hence the vampire dropping such an action.
"Dei, what can I do to have you by my side?" He asked, using the same tone. He wasn't lying in his voice, and actually, this was the first time in years that he was being truthful with it.
The blond stared in front of him, out of shock. This wasn't the Itachi he had come to know... this was the Itachi that had saved his life; the man who took care of him and gave him the will to live again. "Are you high or something, un?"
"I didn't know what to do, Dei. I thought you'd leave me... so I became rough. I didn't ever want to loose you... I don't want to loose you. I tried everything to tame you, because I wanted you close to me. But I just pushed you away... I'm sorry..." The Uchiha was fighting back tears, he didn't want to cry now...
The Siren couldn't believe what he was hearing. All this time... he'd just been trying to do the right thing the wrong way. "Are you... serious?"
Itachi let a single tear fall as he nodded. "It's so difficult to admit this... after so long of hiding my feelings..." He bit his lip. "It hurts me to see you with them, Dei... it's... painful."
"Itachi..." Deidara frowned. He was unaware that he was anything more than an object to the brunette.
"Remember... when we started? I used to hold you close... and I used to whisper my feelings to you..." The vampire took in a deep breath. "You had... such a bright smile back then."
"Stop it, un... Stop acting like that!!" Deidara pushed the vampire off of him. "I won't fall for that trick a second time!!" With that, he ran out of the room. He needed to see the Jashinist... He was more than just a casual friend to Deidara. Hidan was the person he told everything.
The Uchiha let his tears fall now, and he went to the bed. Deidara still didn't believe him... he had the right to doubt, after all, Itachi broke his trust after showing so much love... "Dei... it's not an act." He whispered, knowing the other was already away from the room.
Hidan heard a knock on his door, and carefully opened it. He expected Itachi here to torture him again, but what he got was Deidara in a not-too-good shape.
The blond was shaking in anger, something quite uncommon. He threw his arms around the Jashinist, hugging him as tight as he could.
Hidan wrapped his arms around Deidara, hugging back. "What happened, Deidara?" He asked, being careful not to add curse words now.
Deidara took a deep breath, trying to relax his tense body, and failing. "I-Itachi, un... That bastard!!"
The Jashinist closed his eyes. He did remember the time those two were together and happy... "What did the fucking Uchiha do to you now?"
"He's playing those games with me again, un!" The blond broke into tears. He sobbed into his friend's chest. "He's messing with my mind again!"
"Dei-chan..." Hidan stroked his hair softly. "Do you have feelings for him?"
"I... thought I did, un..." He choked out. "But all he does is play mind tricks on me and use me!!"
The Jashinist sighed, closing the door to give their talk privacy, then leading Deidara to the bed, sitting down with him. "Tell me what the bastard said now, Dei-chan."
"He's playing 'nice' again!" Deidara said, crawling into Hidan's lap. He snuggled close, breathing in the other's scent which, for reasons unknown, always calmed him down a bit. "You remember what he did before, un... He saved me and was so kind, but then... It was all just a trick, and he's doing it again!!"
Hidan remembered how the Uchiha acted around Deidara back then... it wasn't an act, he was sure of it. But what could it be now? He nuzzled Deidara, sighing. "I remember the start of you two, and that nice thing... it wasn't an act in my opinion. But I can't tell about now."
"I... can't trust him again, un..." The blond said, starting to calm down. "Please... distract me from this..."
The Jashinist nodded, stroking Deidara's hair again. "What can I do to help?" There it goes. Record. Only one phrase with an actual curse word during an entire conversation.
Deidara took a deep breath. The other stroking his hair like that was calming him down a lot. "Just... anything..."
"Dei-chan, would you like to go for a walk? Maybe if we get some fresh air and talk about shit, this fucking problem can be set aside." Said Hidan, smiling softly.
The blond nodded. "Alright, un." A walk sounded good. Hidan always knew the things that would calm him down.
The Jashinist stood, bringing Deidara up with him. He wrapped an arm around the blond's waist. '... Fucking Uchiha... Should I go talk to him later?'
Deidara leaned against his friend, relaxing further. The reason Hidan would always be his favorite... He knew how to handle him, knew what he liked, knew how to talk to him. If anyone, Hidan would end up taming the blond.
The Jashinist sighed. What would he do now? Even if Deidara didn't admit it, Hidan knew he had strong feelings for Itachi. But the Uchiha had hurt him, and now he couldn't get his trust back. He loved Deidara, but not as much as Itachi did. He felt like... a friend, a very, very close friend. But Deidara needed him now... so complicated!
Deidara walked alongside the Jashinist, slowly calming down further.
"... We shouldn't go too far... fucking hunters and shit walk around here."
"I know..." The blond closed his eyes, trusting Hidan enough to lead him.
The albino walked with him for some time, before they arrived at a big clearing that was surrounded by forest. Oh, they had gone through the forest... he hadn't even noticed.
The blond opened his eyes again, smiling softly. "We should go back soon, un..."
"Yeah..." Hidan smiled back. "It's good to see you smile again, Dei-chan."
Deidara nodded, nuzzling the Jashinist.
Hidan nuzzled back, sighing. 'Itachi is going to kill me.'
