MDKat- ok ok this story is much better

Naruto- thats what you said

Sakura- NARUTO LET HER FNISH

Naruto- ok ok

MDKat- we~elll this well be good i guess

Sai- but let see how far it goes


Chapter 1- Missing person

Naruto POV

I woke up in the morning, rubbing my lazy eyes. I look at the time and it was 6:30. Ok. I got up and stretch and I look at my desk full of books and papers. Cool I finished my homework. But the desk was so messy. Do I have to clean it? Just look at it. Messy. Papers everywhere-ish. Then I looked at my room floor. How do I get out from here. There's clothes on the floor. Do I have to clean it?

"NARUTO YOU BETTER FUCKING CLEAN THAT ROOM OF YOURS!" My eyes shock open. I looked at the time and I stared at it. 6:35. Oh Shi-! I gather all my clothes and put it on the bed. I threw some of the clothes in the hamper and the rest folded or hanged it the closet. Crap! I have to sweap. But I took care of my homework. Plus papers. I neatly shove it in my back pack.

"Ma! Where's the broom. I came out my room and saw my father. ...with RAMEN! I stared at the bowl.

"What?...OH! If you want some clean your room! Or I ...eat it all!" I widen my eyes and I couldn't take it. He gave me the evil laugh.

"THAT'S NOT FUNNY!" I ran down stares, ma handed me the broom and dust pan. I dash to the stairs and ma stop me.

"Yes mother..." She smiled at me.

"Today is family day so your not going to Sasuke's house." My head drop down.

"Bu-..."

"NO BUTS! I want qualitity time with my boys." She folded her arms on her chest.

"Alright..." I went up stairs and turn on the tv. I sweap the floor and I was listening to music. Your love it my drug by kesha. (OF COUSRE I DON'T OWN THIS SONG N NARUTO!) But it stop to the news. I sigh. Who else got killed or kidnap this week.

'We have a reporting News that there's a missing 17 year old girl from the Hyuuga clan. If you see this girl please report this to a family or police. Thank you...Your love Your love is my drug! Hey...Hey..." Ok I turned off the tv. I just hate when people life be dangered. I'm happy I live in a nice state. The Leaf Village is where I live and born at.

Oh I didn't introduce myself! I'm Namikaze Naruto. I usually have messy blonde hair, blue eyes, and a good tan tone. Plus my goofy smile. I always where my necklace that my Granny Tsunade gave me when I was like...4 or 5. So yea. Da name is Namikaze Minato and ma name is Namikaze Kushina. (I dont feel like explaining what they look like:/ Gomen!)

I went down stares and put the trash in the garbage. I put the broom and dust down and went in the kitchen. I sat down on the chair and looked at ma.

"What?" She raised her brow. Sometimes ma have her moments. Then da hugged her behind.

"AWWW! Shina is cranky...know what that mea-.." She smack his head with a pan. He fell on the ground with dizzy eyes. Ouch.

"I KNOW I'M IN MY GOD DAMN IT PERIOD BAKA!" SHe was red...well redder than her hair. She glanced at me and smiled. She went towards me and I raised my arms and clench my eyes to not see my torture. But I felt warm. She was...hugging me.

"NARU I LOVE YOU SO MUCH...YOUR SO ADORABE! OH! Here your ramen, my baby boy! Kawaii!" She skiped along and I stood there blink. I wonder I get like that.

"OH BOY RAMEN! Hello my baby, how are you!" I smirked and grab my chopsticks. Da sat across me and rub his head. He looked at me and sigh.

"Naruto...I hope her period ends." I chuckled at him.

"That's not funny. Wait until you get hit with a slipper again!" He said childly. Plus he pouted.

"Gomen gomen...Not my fault making her mad all of a sudden." I slurp a noodle. After I was done, I washed the dishes. I was going up stairs but ma stop me...again.

"Hey Naruto did you heard the news?" I raised my brow.

"Well yeah...just a bit of it."

"What was it about?"

"UUmmm a rich girl was...something...lost or such... missing, I guess." She sigh.

"Oh. ok...I hope she be alright." Ma took a few steps but stop.

"Naruto!" I twitched.

"Y-yes.."

"Be a dear and run some earrns for this family day..puu~lleaase!" She begged and sweetly smile. I drop my head and sigh.

"Sure why not." She jumped and I went to my room. I took a shower and brush my teeth and all. I got dress into my black shirt writen '9 Tails' and black skinnies with my conversus. But I was missing something. My magnit Kohona earing sign. I went to the mirror. Its was on my ear. Nice. Ok I'm ready.

I went down stares and saw ma with the money. Why can't she ask da to go out. Well whatever. She gave me the money and I put it in my wallet.

"Ok Naruto, go to the store and look for dish soap and bathing soap...don't get confuse..it's call read it, then go to the mall...Victoria Secret and get C38...bras ok, after that go to the flower shop and get a pair of roses and vilets, and then come back here but go and get dinner...here's the list. Enjoy." She is taken reavange of me. I could see it in her smile.

"Ye~ah...but when I'm gone, what are you and da are doing."

"Out."

"Out?"

"Yup...Naruto your really thought we were going to take care the house all day. NO! Silly, you be here when you come back we will be out and you get the last thing." I twitched my brow.

"Wait when I come back you two will be leaving."

"Yeah and you will be going out again to buy dinner for you or more just in case you get hungry." I sign.

"Alright." I grab my keys and head to the door. I closed it behind me and began my journey. Ok what was she said to go. Oh yeah. The store. I went in the store and looked for soap of dish and bathing. But I found the soap idle. Springs or Dove. Dove. Green or pink. Pink. Ok I got that handle, now the umm wheres the..FIND IT! But it was hard. Orange dish soap or blue. I go with orange.

I went to the cash register. I jumped and widen my eyes. I place the stuff on the counter.

"SHIKAMARU!" Shikamaru had his hand under his chin with a pissed off face. His brown hair was in a pony tail and his eyes were drowsy like always and brown. He was wearing a red short sleeve shirt and black jeans. Added his earing on the top of his ear and low his ears.

"Shut up." She mumbled.

"Why your here?" I asked. He scan the soaps and gave me a lazy glare.

"Why your here bone head? This job is to troublesome." I smirked.

"Job?"

"No, I'm on vacation here. I'm really enjoying my time." He place the soaps in the bag and I gave him the money and he hand me the change.

"Oh ok." I took the bags and left.

"That kid needs help." He sigh.

"I HEARD THAT!"

"THAT WAS MEANT FOR YOU TO HEAR!" I left the store and stop. What did I read the soaps right. I checked it. Oh ok. Wonder why ma said read it? I had no reason for that. So I stop at the flower shop. have to wait. So I went in side the flower shop. I saw a blonde woman with a high ponytail.

"Hey, do you have any roses and violets?" I asked the lady and poke her shoulder.

"Mmm yea-...Naruto? Why you're here." Then I realize the lady was Ino.

"Well I have errants for my mother, that's all." She smiled at me.

"That's sweet...only if Shikamaru treat his mother like that. Look what she become." We laugh.

"So about the flowers." I reminded her. She ran to the roses and violet idle and took a couple of them. She wrap them and handed to me.

"Thanks Ino, see ya." She went on the counter and support her chin with two hands. She smiled.

"Where your head off to?" I stood there and mumbled.

"What, I didn't get that!" I looked at her and twirl my fingers and blushed.

"Victoria Secret..." She widen her eyes.

"YOUR GAY!" She yelled.

"NO! My ma wants me to ...get her ...b-b-br-BRAS!" Ino widen her eyes even more. Then she busted out laughing.

"Oh...OH MY GOSH! You buying...hahahaha...bras...! UNBELIEVABLE!" I pouted.

"Oh I'm ...hahaahaha GOMEN! GOMEN! GOMENASAI!" I left the store. That pissed me off. So I went around town and went in the mall. I took a breath. This is only a women store. With women stuff. Women clothes. Makeup. Sexy outfits. Hot posters. OH! YEAH! I"M GOING IN!

Not.

I pause when I just saw pink. And black chicken butt. Haruno Sakura and Uchiha Sasuke. Wait. Sasuke and Sakura. Mmmmm. Something missing in that group. I know. ME! I ran to them and wrap my arms on their neck. Sakura flinch but calm as she notice it was me.

"Naru-to what ar-e you doing here!" She was blushing and stuttering. What's the meaning of this.

"Yo, Dope get off her." I looked down and saw what I never saw. Hand and hand. Sasu and Saku. Blushing and defending.

"WHAT IS HAPPENING HERE!" Sasuke gave me this piss off look.

"I'm on a date." Date. Date?

"With who?" I raised my brow. Sakura slap my head.

"OW!"

"ME BAKA! Let's go Sasuke." She drag Sasuke with her and I stood their. I need more answers. But I notice some thing.

"SAKURA I NEED YOUR HELP REAL QUICK! IT'S VERY IMPORTANT!" She sigh and walk towards me. She place her hands on her hips.

"Nani?" She sigh.

"Will you be able to go to Victoria Secret...to but bras that are C38 sizes..." She blushed and smack my head.

"OW!"

"HELL NO!"

"BUT IT'S FOR MY MOTHER!"

"Oh! Ok...Give me the money." She held out her palm and I gave her the money. She smile and went in. Me and Sasuke sat on the benches. I looked at Sasuke.

"Your dating... Sakura?" I wanted to go out with Sakura when I first met her. I even confessed to her! But she rejected me. Sasuke always have to take to pretty girls.

"That's my bussiness."

"Well...how long."

"A couple."

"Meaning..."

"None ya." He got up and Sakura hand me the bag of bras.

"Naruto...finally your brain is working!" Sakura hug me.

"What does that suppose to mean?"

"Well you didn't go in there...plus I didn't have to beat the shitting life out of you." She smiled. Creepy. But adorable. I blushed. But Sasuke nudge her and walk pass me.

"Ja ne Dope." He slip his hands in his pockets. Sakura ran to him.

"Bye Naruto." She waved. I waved and smiled weakly. I can't believe Sasuke stole her from me. Not really but yeah. What an Uchiha. His ma should of call him Itachi. Sasuke such an weasel. Always stilling my opportunity of my precious things.

"Teme...Sasuke... Always have to ruin things." I stomp out the mall and made it home. I close the door and place the bags on the kitchen floor.

"MA I'm HERE!" She came down. My eyes pop out. She looked so...not to be a pervert of my ma but...SHE WAS DAMN SEXY!

"Where the hell are you going?"

"I'm going out. Me and your father. I put these things away. You go ahead and buy yourself dinner." I nod and left. But I took my skate board and my orange and black jacket.

"NARUTO! What about your helmet."

"Helmet for fags ma!" I skated off. I went to town and search for my top Ramen dinner. But then the sun begin to set. I have to hurry. Maybe strangers out there comes to get me. OR WORST! My ramen be cold. So I skated faster.

But my retarded self went to close to the grass and stumble to a hill near the deep river. But luckily I was still alive. AND VERY CLOSE TO THE WATER. I got up carefully and search around my skateboard.

I found it by a large log. I look up to the sky. It's getting darker. The moon is arriving to its natural place. So I rush to my skate board but I stop.

I blink twice. No four times and I couldn't believe what I saw. I walk closer and grab my board and threw it close t the side walk. But I went to "the log" and had a good look at...her. My eyes widen.

I tap her with my finger and she didn't move an inch. I did it again. Nothing. I went closer and squat down next to her and turn her over. I felt heat over me. I just didn't happen to see that. But I'm looking at it.

"She's nude..." I mumble. Not having luck to yell or screaming. AND! This my first time seeing a naked woman. RIGHT IN FRONT OF ME! But I have to be mature and calm down.

But I felt a budge down there. Hormones. I slap myself and it went away. GOOD! I look at her chest. SHUT UP I LEARN THIS FROM HEALTH! I look at her chest to see if she's breathing. She was. I guess she's unconscious."

I took off my jacket and lay it on the ground. I sat her up and put the jacket on her. She felts muddy and wet. And her hair must be very dirty of the wet mud. I quickly have to sent her to the hospital. But I have to sign some papers. So skip the hospital. Then there's the police. I might go to jail if they accuse me of "raping" her. But I didn't I find her.

So skip everything but my house. Friends I can't trust. I do...but not this situation. So I zip the jacket up and pick her up. Luckily my jack is to big for her it passes her thighs. I put her on my back like a piggy back ride and made it up top with my skate board. I got on the board and stared skating. Home. I guess I make ramen home. I like it better at the dinner anyway.

Now it was midnight and I got in the house like 9:47. I lay her on the cough and search the house. Ma and da left. I sigh. I thught they could help me. But I have do this myself. I went in the living room looking at the girl's pail skin. I have to clean her. I need to clean myself too. But I guess she goes first. Plus her is breathing heavy causing the mud in her air way.

I picked her up and brought her to the bathroom and place her on the floor. I start the warm water and include bath soap in it. I sat her up and turn the damp jacket off her and bridal style her. I stop the water and place her in the warm bubbly water. I can't believe I'm bathing a girl. That's like my age or something.

I use a blue cloth and soap and scrub her with it. It's amazing and luckily that this dirt is coming off her quickly. I sat on the edge of the tub having my feet in the water thats becoming a bit dirty. I scrub her hair with my ma's shampoo. As I rinse her hair it was beautiful and long. It was like a type of dark blue and bit purple. But mostly blue.

I clean her face and it reveal a soft place face with kissable pink lips. But her bangs was half way coving her eyes. But then it was a hardest part to do as I finish cleaning her arms, legs, feet, neck, ears, back, face, hair, stomach, and hands. But the only places that were left was...her breast...butt...and...'d-o-w-n-t-h-e-r-e'!

"Ok...which one I do first and get it over with...BUTT!" I did the butt part and her butt was so soft and smooth. But wasn't being a hentai. I couldn't take advantage of her. And then I will fill bad. Me and my hormones. I finish the butt. Nooo~ooow what? THE BREAST! I did her ...breast. Very big, soft, and warm. Ok...I have to stop this.

But when I notice what I was touch most often was one of her...center of her boob. OH SHIT IM A HENTAI! I unhanded her and she lay on my side of my leg. I sigh.

The last part. And the most addicted one. I travel down and stop to her stomach. How do a girl clean down there though. I felt dizzy but then again. I went to her downer. It feels so weird. I scrub normally and I felt a budge.

"Aaaaah...no." My eyes widen. I met lavender eyes. Her eyes. Their were open...wide open and...she was blushing. I gasp and jumped. I drop the cloth in the tub and stood up.

"Who...are you?" I asked. She didn't look pissed. Or just mad. Or disappoint it. She look confuse...lost...upset and embarrest. Then her eyes water. She jump towards me and I fell on the floor causing her weight. She was hugging me and crying. I sat up and stared at her. What is she feeling now.

"Hey...ummm...gomen for...touching ..your body...with out permiss-..." My eyes widen. She held my hand to her chest. She came closer to my face and sat on top of me. I ACCIDENTLY squeeze her boob. She moan. She lay her head on my chest.

I'm a bit freak. And I felt heat in my face. I looked at her and she looked at me with innocent eyes. I sigh. I place her off me to sit on the floor and got up to clean the now filthy tub. I finish washing it and look at her. But she wasn't there. I went out the bathroom and found her in my bedroom.

She was on the floor. I guess she crawl in there. But thats good. She can stay there when I finish showering. But she need clothes to wear. I look threw my draws and found a pair of blue boxers for her size -THAT I CAN'T FIT- and a large black t-shirt. I handed to her.

"Put this one." She pointed at the clothes. I nod my head.

"No." She said.

"Just wear it."

"No."

"C'mon it's not that bad."

"No."

"Look...I wear one too."

"No." I sat there on my bed and sigh. She is weird ...but cute in a way. I got up and grab a pair of my clothes and went towards the door.

"NO!" I felt a thug and I turned. I saw her hand on my shirt, I am wearing. She was going to tear. I blush. I can't take this...even though she still nake.

"BAKA! Put your clothes on and I promise I be back!" I yank my shirt and close the door. I went in the bath room and strip. I turn the shower on and wash up quick before she does anything retarded. I got out the shower and put on my orange shirt and boxers and gray sweat pants. I through my dirty clothes and...favorite jackett...in the dirty clothes basket.

I rush to my room and saw her crying. She tried to rub it away with her hands and arms but didn't stop. I close my door ...LOCK! And went towards her. I grab her arms and she looked at me. She smiled and hug me. I pet her head. But I notice something.

"WEAR SOME CLOTHES FOR GOD SAKE!" She jump back and tears were coming out. I pet her head and frowned. She blushed and and smiled. I smile a bit to let her chill a bit. I'm guessing I have to help her put on the clothes. I sat her on the bed and grab the shirt. I put it on her and luckily it was big for her. I don't want to see down there all the time.

Then I realize I have to finish the real part. How do you put boxers on a girl who is confuse and innocent. I know.

"Lay down." She gave me a confuse look.

"No..."

"Uhhhh." I lay her down and slide the boxers on her. I MADE IT! Now ...what if the boxers slide off...sweats. Mmmmmmm. OH! I got one for her size. Ok Ok. I know what your thinking. How do I have her size. We~ell my perv grandpa gave it to me for Christmas...but I kept it for some sort of reason. I put those sweats on for her and now I'M FINISH!

I sat her up and she blushed lightly. I kinda blush. I felt like a super hero. I save her from dying. I support her by cleaning her and putting clothes for her. I...AM MAN!

It was...10! Uhhhh but its lucky that it's the weekend. I looked at her. She went on the bed and laid there staring at me. She smiled. I blushed. She's cute when she smiles. I guess I can start a conversation.

"So...ummm...how old are you?" I start off. She stared at me.

"..." She didn't saw any thing. Maybe she lost her memory. I looked at her and she open her mouth.

"No." Ok...She can say 'no' but not tell me her age.

"What's your name?"

"...no..." Ok.

"Where you live...?" I got bored. Also I felt like a stalker.

"No."

"What happen back there?"

"No." If she says 'no' one more time...uhhhh.

"What clan are you...from?" I raise my brow.

"...no.." I raise my hand and she close her eyes tightly. She sat up quickly and her arms block her face.

"NO...NO!..NO!...-cry- GOMEN GOMEN!...gomen...no...gomen." I looked at her. I was pissed off but I was going to scratch the back of my head. She burst into tears and was becoming pink. I stood up and hug her. I rub her back and she stop and press her face on my chest.

For a few minutes I look down at her and she was sound a sleep. She will be sleeping with me. For now...if my parents notice. I have a bad feeling about this. So I picked her up and lay her on the bed and I laid beside her. She was on the side of the wall. I turn my back and felt her arms wrap around me. Lets see how far this goes!


Sakura- u promise i was in it

MDKat- i put u in it

Sakura reading*

Sakura- ...oh...i knew that

Ino- shur u did

Sakura- what ev!

Temari- its what ever...baka

Sasuke- shut the fuck up...sheeesh...

Naruto- im confused

Sai- bye everyone

Ino- yea n give up comments or add this

Sakura- plus tell MDKat if its good or w.e...but she need some ideas...too...thx for reading

MDKat- yea thanks for reading! '' ~meow!